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Offline Thorn

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Ooohh.. heres a new one.. Rocket lag, where the game lags for a second, and I manage to shoot myself in the back.

 

Offline jdjtcagle

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WARNING MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS




Capella has gone supernova... repeat Capella has gone supernova, all allied vessels make your way to the node and jump...

ME:  What?! holy CRAP!!!  I'm 5000 (Somewhere in there, I just know it was really far away) kilometers from that node, I've come too far to lose now...
.....................................*afterbuner*............................
...........*afterburner*....................... "Almost there I have little time left".................................................*afterburner*..............
(inside node)  Ya!!!, I made it with ten seconds left
 *presses Alt-J*... "Cannot warp out at this time"
*presses Alt-J*... "Cannot warp out at this time"
5 seconds
*presses Alt-J*... "Cannot warp out at this time"
*presses Alt-J*... "Cannot warp out at this time"
"WHAT!?, LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!...(twisting and turning in the node)
1 second... *beep*(jump drive activated)
Node apears and the screen goes white... Did I make it, you ask??
Spoiler:
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!.......................but it did turn out I didn't lose after all, at first I thought it was supposed to happen that way, but I replayed and made sure I had enough time to get out

then, the last cutscene came on and said: "According to observers Alpha 1 remainded behind so others could reach the Vega node... :rolleyes:  :lol: "that's what you think"...
« Last Edit: June 05, 2004, 01:07:03 am by 1472 »
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Offline Singh

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BoE......
Dodge through 14+ tie fighters and interceptors, with only 10% health left....I swear - not one of 'em touched me and I manage to kill a couple...and then..WHAM!!! hit by a #*($&@)($&)#@$ X-wing that was chasing them......


Oh, that and accidently blowing myself up by accidentally blowing up the cyclops I just launched because I was shooting at a fighter that went accross my front O_O
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In CS, as a CT, disarming the bomb after elimenating 5 terrorists on my own (I was on a roll). beep------beep-----beeep---beeepb---beep-beep-beepbeepbeep Almost done disarming
[size=huge]BOOM[/size]
just another newbie without any modding, FREDding or real programming experience

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Offline WMCoolmon

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I still think mine is not getting the "Dive" part but following the "Hit your burners" command in that last SOC mission. I almost made it through the Sathanas :p

In TacticalOps, there have been many times when I've gone to reload my M4 w/ M203 after dispatching of a hostile. However, in order to do this you have to switch fire modes (primary fire fires bullets in the first mode, nades in the second).
So I'll encounter a terrorist, expend my MP5 ammo, whip out my m4 to spray some bullets down a hall and promptly die as I nade the wall right in front of me. :D
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Originally posted by Aspa
I played System Shock 2 some weeks ago...

...one time I used a speed boost, and ran so fast I couldn't stop and hit a wall... and died. :doubt:

Wonder what Shodan would have said to that...


Hehehe. I've done that before.

 

Offline Turnsky

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being fried by a BFRED at point blank is pretty bad.
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Offline Darkage

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Originally posted by DragonClaw
That was funny as crap. That missile wasn't even gonna come close to you either, why you 'dodged' into the water is beyond me :D



I thought i could make it, but i it seems i didn't:D
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Offline karajorma

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Playing JetStrike on the Amiga was always humiliating for me. Worse the game seems to know it and goes out of the way to take the piss.

For instance when you crash you get a big picture of a crater and a sign saying "You are here!" :D

Still the best death must be when I was flying a harrier through a road tunnel and started to lose control. In Jetstrike loss of control means only one thing. Time to eject. Of course I forgot about the tunnel and automatically hit the eject key. SPLAT!
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Offline an0n

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I was playing MS Combat Flight Simulator and I was flying a Spitfire or some such against a wing of bombers and some fighters.

I'd chased them around a bit and made them veer around some. Then I started taking tiny shots at the bombers' engines, destroying their speed and screwing their turning. Then I started taking down the fighter escort. I took out one of the fighter's wings sending it spiraling into a bomber where it took out two battered engines and sent the poor bastard dropping. Then the fighter kinda bounced and went slamming into a second battered bomber, exploding it out-right and crippling another nearby fighter, which went spinning all over the place, ****ting itself. I took a few shots, took out one of its wings and it went careening into another of the bombers and destroyed a whole wing. Then, as the bomber plummeted, its tail guns caught sight of me and opened fire, raping my fighter to death.

I fought to gain control but the thing was wrecked, couldn't turn and was dropping like a stone......right into the last bomber.

So, as the final pirouette of this ballet of carnage, my fighter tore straight through enemy bomber, which went up in a collosal explosion, and I went speeding to my appointment with the ground laughing my ass off and screaming 'BANZAAAIII!!!".
« Last Edit: June 05, 2004, 05:33:09 am by 397 »
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Offline jdjtcagle

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
I FOUND IT!!!
the worst death EVER!! ROFLMAO
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:lol @ anon

that sounded fantastic :P
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Offline Nico

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Quote
Originally posted by Aspa
I played System Shock 2 some weeks ago...

...one time I used a speed boost, and ran so fast I couldn't stop and hit a wall... and died. :doubt:

Wonder what Shodan would have said to that...


You get the award :D
SCREW CANON!

 

Offline Thorn

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"L-look at you hacker... splattered all over my walls..."

 

Offline Zuljin

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Originally posted by Thorn
"L-look at you hacker... splattered all over my walls..."


:lol:
This makes me want to play System Shock 2 all over again :D

 

Offline Gortef

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oh BF1942/DCombat has numerous funny deaths as Kal allready stated.

Getting killed by the own helo when jumping out of it is quite bad luck
Habeeb it...

  

Offline Grey Wolf

Remember that mission whre you go after the Sath's beam cannons? I took out the beam cannons, and was waiting around. The Demon then jumped in, and my bomber took an LRed straight down the throat.
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw

 
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More recently I was attempting to save some hapless capital ship in FS2 by shooting down bombs and managed to run right into one.

Boom.


I've done that, actually.
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Offline Zuljin

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Originally posted by Grey Wolf 2009
Remember that mission whre you go after the Sath's beam cannons? I took out the beam cannons, and was waiting around. The Demon then jumped in, and my bomber took an LRed straight down the throat.


Yeah something like that has happened to me too.
Except that I had already destroyed the Demon, there was only one shivan fighter left, I had already pressed alt+j and was about to warp out.
Can you guess what happened?
The one fighter comes and destroys me as I'm about to warp out :blah: (low hull integrity due to being hit by some flak and various other stuff which is rather hazardeous to any ship.)

 

Offline IceFire

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Flying a Bf 109 in Forgotten Battles once...made a boom and zoom pass (from above and diving through enemies formation and then zooming back to altitude again) and I managed to collide with not one but two bombers...each who took off one wing of my fighter and I got turned into a missile like object that impacted the ground shortly thereafter.

Also...in FreeSpace 2...the Sathanas once hit me with all 4 main beam cannons.  There wasn't anything left.
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