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Offline Tiara

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The Death Clock
on: June 17, 2004, 03:48:59 am
When are you going to die? :drevil:

http://www.deathclock.com/

I'll be around till Friday, July 22, 2072 :D I'm gonna be 91 years old :p

And according to this Bush will die in 2014! YAY! And Al Gore 2 years later :p
I AM GOD! AND I SHALL SMITE THEE!



...because I can :drevil:
 

Offline Gloriano

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The Death Clock
Reply #1 on: June 17, 2004, 04:03:48 am
I'll be around until Saturday, August 31, 2075
i gonna be 98 years old:p
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.- Nietzsche

When in despair I remember that all through history the way of truth and love has always won; there have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall.- Mahatma Gandhi
 

Offline Bobboau

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    And MODest too
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The Death Clock
Reply #2 on: June 17, 2004, 04:06:37 am
oh, my god, I remember this from before we even had AOL
Bobboau, bringing you products that work... in theory
learn to use PCS
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My latest build of PCS2, get it while it's hot!
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Thou shalt not wear a garment of diverse sorts, [as] of woollen and linen together
 

Offline Jetmech Jr.

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The Death Clock
Reply #3 on: June 17, 2004, 04:09:01 am
I WILL outlive most of you :p

Thursday, Febuary 14, 1986

I'll be about 97 years old.
« Last Edit: June 17, 2004, 04:15:45 am by 1802 »
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"When life gives you lemons...
Blind people with them..."

"Yah, dude, penises rock." Turambar

FUKOOOOV!
 

Offline ShadowWolf_IH

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The Death Clock
Reply #4 on: June 17, 2004, 04:09:14 am
Thursday, June 24, 2055, which ain't so bad.....i'll be 89
You can't take the sky from me.  Can't take that from me.

Casualties of War
 

Offline Zuljin

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The Death Clock
Reply #5 on: June 17, 2004, 05:17:51 am
January 21st 2081....:nervous:

edit: the thing is almost completely random though, just keep pressing the button until you get a desireable death year :p

http://community.sparknotes.com/death/
Another death test, takes a bit longer but it's more fun in a way :p
« Last Edit: June 17, 2004, 05:20:52 am by 1458 »
 

Offline Flipside

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The Death Clock
Reply #6 on: June 17, 2004, 06:01:04 am
August 2059 :)

That'll make me 85... not bad :)
 

Offline Gortef

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The Death Clock
Reply #7 on: June 17, 2004, 06:22:59 am
Saturday, September 17, 2072

I'll be... err... 92... w00t
Habeeb it...
 

Offline Lightspeed

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The Death Clock
Reply #8 on: June 17, 2004, 06:39:54 am
Thursday, July 27, 2045.
Modern man is the missing link between ape and human being.
 

Offline Ashrak

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The Death Clock
Reply #9 on: June 17, 2004, 07:01:27 am
i have no idea how to convert into feet and lbs :/
I hate My signature!
 

Offline Tiara

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The Death Clock
Reply #10 on: June 17, 2004, 07:03:25 am
www.google.com :D Google is your friend!

Just type 'X kg to lbs' and 'X meter to feet'

:D
I AM GOD! AND I SHALL SMITE THEE!



...because I can :drevil:
 

Offline Grim Divine

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The Death Clock
Reply #11 on: June 17, 2004, 07:11:18 am
1 April 2067  
buhaha.....:)
 

Offline ARothers

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Reply #12 on: June 17, 2004, 07:32:02 am
Mines on a Wednesday, I hate Wednesdays...
 

Offline Singh

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The Death Clock
Reply #13 on: June 17, 2004, 07:38:00 am
Wednesday, December 4, 2058

73 years old....just short of my 74th birthday though :P
"Blessed be the FREDder that knows his sexps."
"Cursed be the FREDder that trusts FRED2_Open."
Dreamed of much, accomplished little. :(
 

Offline an0n

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The Death Clock
Reply #14 on: June 17, 2004, 08:10:37 am
Sunday, February 18, 2035

****.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline kasperl

The Death Clock
Reply #15 on: June 17, 2004, 08:16:10 am
Wednesday, August 23, 2045

That'll make me, 57. WTF? I don't smoke, my BMI is below 25 (14 according to the site, 16 when I checked it myself.). WTF?
just another newbie without any modding, FREDding or real programming experience

you haven't learned masochism until you've tried to read a Microsoft help file.  -- Goober5000
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Offline J3Vr6

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Reply #16 on: June 17, 2004, 08:20:59 am
I'm croaking, Friday, September 19, 2042.  

I'll be 66... damn.
"I wanna drink til I'm drunk, and smoke til I'm senseless..."
-Tricky

"Hey barkeep, who's leg do I have to hump to get a dry martini around here?"
-Brian, Family Guy
 

Offline Lightspeed

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Reply #17 on: June 17, 2004, 08:26:16 am
Quote
Originally posted by kasperl
Wednesday, August 23, 2045

That'll make me, 57. WTF? I don't smoke, my BMI is below 25 (14 according to the site, 16 when I checked it myself.). WTF?


I'm supposedly dying in 2045 too. And my BMI is ~13,5. So it doesnt really seem connected to that.

(And no, I don't smoke)

I don't think I'll make it as far as 2045 tho :D
Modern man is the missing link between ape and human being.
 

Offline adwight

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The Death Clock
Reply #18 on: June 17, 2004, 08:29:03 am
January 24, 2062

74 years old, and this is after telling me that I'm obese, WTF? 6' 0'' 240 is not fat if you lift weights a lot like i do, i'm big, but not fat at all, stupid ass thing.
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Offline aldo_14

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Reply #19 on: June 17, 2004, 08:37:04 am
Thursday, June 15, 2056 (76).  

Although I live another 14 years if I become optimistic......die in 2019 if i'm sadistic, and in 2034 if I'm pessimistic.  Yet smoking or not has no difference.................

Oh, yeah - I like the bollocks ads for life extension drugs linked on that page.  Very subtle.*


That's sarcasm bytheway
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