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Offline kasperl

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Reply #40 on: June 17, 2004, 01:18:55 pm
Oh yes, I do take vitamin C tablets. It kinda helps, but the moment I feel good enough to quit, I will.  Anything I can't get through a head of letttuce with some other greens a day isn't worth the cancer risk.

And even if cancer wasn't an issue, the taste, man, the taste.
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Offline Darkage

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Reply #41 on: June 17, 2004, 01:42:24 pm
Thursday, March 28, 2075


I'll be 91 then:D


Sister: Thursday, August 26, 2060

She will be 55 then:D


Dad: Friday, July 12, 2024

he'll be 77 years old then:)

Mom: Wednesday, March 25, 2026
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Offline Grey Wolf

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Reply #42 on: June 17, 2004, 02:09:01 pm
You guys realize that that site doesn't take BMI into account? I can change it back and forth between <25 and >45 and it still comes out at being February 6, 2061.
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw
 

Offline Unknown Target

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Reply #43 on: June 17, 2004, 02:43:35 pm
Does anyone else here think that the BMI thing is complete bull****?
There is no way I'm overweight, yet that thing tells me I am (5'3.5'' and 140 pounds=BMI of 25, that's not overweight for a male).

EDIT: Anyway, I'm gonna die on Tuesday, October 1, 2047. Or Saturday, September 26, 2037. Or even Wednesday, October 24, 2046. :rolleyes:
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Offline Mr. Vega

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Reply #44 on: June 17, 2004, 02:54:19 pm
Words ought to be a little wild, for they are the assaults of thoughts on the unthinking.
-John Maynard Keynes
 

Offline Grey Wolf

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Reply #45 on: June 17, 2004, 03:03:16 pm
A BMI of 25 is on the upper end of average, IIRC. 26-29 is overweight, 30+ is obese.
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw
 

Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #46 on: June 17, 2004, 03:15:14 pm
2062
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Offline Liberator

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Reply #47 on: June 17, 2004, 03:19:56 pm
Saturday, March 1, 2064

I'll be 86.

This is all assuming they don't come up with Anti-Aging nanobots that periodically remove/restore the chemicals that accumulate/deplete as a part of the aging process.  Then I'll live to 2098 to the ripe old age of 124.  Which, according to certain passages in Genesis, is the maximum operational span for a human.
So as through a glass, and darkly
The age long strife I see
Where I fought in many guises,
Many names, but always me.

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Offline Grey Wolf

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Reply #48 on: June 17, 2004, 03:28:18 pm
You're lucky I can't dispute that. Jeanne Louise Calment lived about 550 days too short.
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw
 

Offline vyper

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Reply #49 on: June 17, 2004, 03:49:15 pm
I did this a while ago - gonna die 2050 something... 'least I'll see man build supercomputers that take over the world or something...
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Offline Eishtmo

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Reply #50 on: June 17, 2004, 07:11:52 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Jetmech Jr.
I WILL outlive most of you :p

Thursday, Febuary 14, 1986

I'll be about 97 years old.


You realize, I assume, that if you'll die in 1986, you will have been dead for 18 years now, right?
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Offline adwight

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Reply #51 on: June 17, 2004, 10:01:30 pm
Quote
Originally posted by kasperl


Daily intake of food:

2 slices of brown bread for breakfast
14 slices during the day at school
Sometimes a bag of patato(sp?) chips
Sometimes (once, twice a week) a medium portion of fries.
Another bunch of bread when I get home. (Aproxx 6 to 8)
Dinner, according to package labels, dinner for 2 by myself.
Another 6 to 8 slices of bread, or a bowl of salad (most people would call it a serving bowl)

Daily excersise:
12 KM riding to school.
Walking around in school.
12  KM riding back to my home.
Typing a lot.

If I eat any more I will be chewing alll day, and we aren't allowed to eat in class.....

EDIT: Oh yes, extremely slim build. I mean so slim I need to search for hours to get a pair of jeans not falling of my hips the moment I move.


Eat some meat, it'll get rid of a skin and bones look.  I mean, that's like 20 slices of bread per day, fit some meat in there.

EDIT:  Whoops, didn't see that u were eating brown bread.  Get some white bread in there to get carbs, and eat meat more!
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Offline demon442

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Reply #52 on: June 17, 2004, 10:20:54 pm
Friday, April 30, 2060

Aww....only 74?  I was hoping to become god someday too...:(
Can the reason that we fear the unknown be that we know ourselves too well?       -The Outer Limits

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Offline kasperl

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Reply #53 on: June 18, 2004, 10:05:11 am
Quote
Originally posted by adwight


Eat some meat, it'll get rid of a skin and bones look.  I mean, that's like 20 slices of bread per day, fit some meat in there.

EDIT:  Whoops, didn't see that u were eating brown bread.  Get some white bread in there to get carbs, and eat meat more!


White bread gives me constipation, and I'd have to eat about 2 loafs a day to keep going. As for eating meat, dinner generally includes meat, and in winter I generally take cheese/meat on my bread.

And the evening meal is generally sliced meat on bread.
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I've got 2 drug-addict syblings and one alcoholic whore. And I'm a ****ing sociopath --an0n
You cannot defeat Windows through strength alone. Only patience, a lot of good luck, and a sledgehammer will do the job. --StratComm
 

Offline vyper

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Reply #54 on: June 18, 2004, 10:08:14 am
Thats a lotta dough.



;)
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Offline Taristin

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Reply #55 on: June 18, 2004, 10:12:25 am
Thursday, June 27, 2058 ?  Nooo..

Oh. BAh, it's all based on your outlook, pessemistic cuts 20 years, sadistic takes another 10, but optimistic makes it Tuesday, August 9, 2078
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Offline Unknown Target

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Reply #56 on: June 18, 2004, 10:12:43 am
Quote
Originally posted by kasperl


White bread gives me constipation, and I'd have to eat about 2 loafs a day to keep going. As for eating meat, dinner generally includes meat, and in winter I generally take cheese/meat on my bread.

And the evening meal is generally sliced meat on bread.


Vitamin suppliments might help, and you might be able to eat them with the white bread to avoid the constipation.
 

Offline neo_hermes

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Reply #57 on: June 18, 2004, 02:24:04 pm
July 22, 2069 ....i die on a monday....WOO...
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Offline Lightspeed

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Reply #58 on: June 18, 2004, 04:16:17 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Tiara

You can say that again... :blah: 19 is the lowest 'average' BMI figure. 13.5 is extremely low.

As a note: BMI 19 -> Length: 1.4732 meter, weight: 45.5 kg.

Eh, I just checked the childrens chart and it's not even on there. It only goes down to 15... BMI of 15 would mean you should be 8.5 kg and 73.7 cm...

You sure you didn't make a mistake somewhere? :p


Well, 1m ~90cm, weight: ~49 kg.

Spits out something around 13.5-14.
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Offline Tiara

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Reply #59 on: June 18, 2004, 04:44:26 pm
You guys have serious weight problems. I mean, that borders on the verge of the weight of anorexic patients. :wtf:
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