[Deepblue]

When I first saw this?

[karajorma]

Depends on what the johns like from their whore.

[Ghostavo]

When I first saw this?

*image*

Yes.

[Janos]

go to piece of ****

[achtung]

Didn't you post about this game before?

[karajorma]

Didn't you post about this game before?

Evidently he couldn't collect his check unless he could link to the thread.

[Ghostavo]

Didn't you post about this game before?

Evidently he couldn't collect his check unless he could link to the thread.

Oddly enough:

[Deepblue]

Actually the last thread got deleted by some wierd time-warp anomally. And THEY wouldn't pay me unless I actually wrote like, 4 paragraphs. Screw that.

[karajorma]

Actually the last thread got deleted by some wierd time-warp anomally.

Which is why you didn't get paid for it and felt the need to inflict it on us again.

[Turnsky]

needs a lens flare 

[Nuke]

i cant stand reading long winded reviews. give me a screenshot, and il tell you how much it sucks

[Martinus]

Actually the last thread got deleted by some wierd time-warp anomally. And THEY wouldn't pay me unless I actually wrote like, 4 paragraphs. Screw that.

I also remember that the last thread pretty much ignored your screenies on the basis that it's just another carbon copy FPS (which you vehemently, yet unsuccessfully tried to rebuke).

The only reason that I'm allowing you to continue with this is that you've by now made xbox and xbox 360 games so unpopular, that if there were any chance that you were actually one of those insidious shill marketers you'd have to start paying them to let you continue you're so bad at it.

[FireCrack]

The first thing that struck me was how soldiers appeared so plastic, like look at the far guys pants.

[Taristin]

I have yet to see any 3d renderred characters in games that don't look plastic. The game companies spend so much time on these glows and flares and bumpmapping bull****s that the games look faker than anything

[Rictor]

Nah, it'll come eventually. It's just that everyone has now jumped on to the normal-mapping bandwagon, so all games pretty much come out looking like Doom 3's plastic army. But next generation games, or at least the ones I've seen, tend to do a good job of not overdoing the effect, or using some other technique to make stuff look (more) realistic.

[Mefustae]

For f***'s sake! If you're going to make a thread on the sole basis of a stupid pseudo-joke and screenshot of some generic X360 title, at least make sure it's a good screenshot!

[achtung]

Actually the last thread got deleted by some wierd time-warp anomally. And THEY wouldn't pay me unless I actually wrote like, 4 paragraphs. Screw that.

So you don't deny that you are one of those types?

[CP5670]

At least the most infamous viral marketers around the internet, the AEG/Nvidia guys, have come out (resulting in gigantic 1600+ post flamewars in some places ). Although it's not really clear what they were required to do in exchange for their free stuff.

That screenshot looks decent, but it's nothing remarkable compared to other current games.

[aldo_14]

Is it wrong for me to want to cry every time I see another of these ****ing threads?

[Col. Fishguts]

Is it wrong for me to whimper like a little girl...

When I first saw this?

No. Let it all out. Supressing your true nature will cause a psychic trauma.