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Offline Cobra

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i forget, what was HLP's last april fool's joke?
To consider the Earth as the only populated world in infinite space is as absurd as to assert that in an entire field of millet, only one grain will grow. - Metrodorus of Chios
I wept. Mysterious forces beyond my ken had reached into my beautiful mission and energized its pilots with inhuman bomb-firing abilities. I could only imagine the GTVA warriors giving a mighty KIAAIIIIIII shout as they worked their triggers, their biceps bulging with sinew after years of Ivan Drago-esque steroid therapy and weight training. - General Battuta

 

Offline Flipside

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The 'Invasion of An0n' and ensuing chaos as the whole database wouldn't restore or something for a week or so, I didn't know what was funnier though, the fact that some people believed it really was An0n or the Chaos that followed ;)

 

Offline Cobra

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oh yeah, i remember now. all the posts in the forums went kablooey. ;)
To consider the Earth as the only populated world in infinite space is as absurd as to assert that in an entire field of millet, only one grain will grow. - Metrodorus of Chios
I wept. Mysterious forces beyond my ken had reached into my beautiful mission and energized its pilots with inhuman bomb-firing abilities. I could only imagine the GTVA warriors giving a mighty KIAAIIIIIII shout as they worked their triggers, their biceps bulging with sinew after years of Ivan Drago-esque steroid therapy and weight training. - General Battuta

 

Offline Goober5000

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I think the fact that we couldn't get the forums restored right away kind of overshadowed the rest of it.  At the time, people were saying it was the best April Fool's ever. :)

 

Offline Sandwich

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Or the worst, depending on how procrastinational the individual person was or was not feeling at the time. :p
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill

 
 

Offline vyper

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I drank my way through that entire saga with San Miguel and Doritos. Fun times as a student with nothing better to do.
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Offline Charismatic

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Offline Sandwich

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Ahh, wacky fun. :)
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"...The quintessential quality of our age is that of dreams coming true. Just think of it. For centuries we have dreamt of flying; recently we made that come true: we have always hankered for speed; now we have speeds greater than we can stand: we wanted to speak to far parts of the Earth; we can: we wanted to explore the sea bottom; we have: and so  on, and so on: and, too, we wanted the power to smash our enemies utterly; we have it. If we had truly wanted peace, we should have had that as well. But true peace has never been one of the genuine dreams - we have got little further than preaching against war in order to appease our consciences. The truly wishful dreams, the many-minded dreams are now irresistible - they become facts." - 'The Outward Urge' by John Wyndham

"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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This year's was nice, but the drama of last year is hard to top.

Like losing three weeks of work, right? :p
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Offline Nix

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From the Forum Rules:

Elsu zeere-a hes beee sume-a cunffooseeun es tu vhet a "Munkeyed" member is. A member ooff zee Munkey user gruoop is sumeune-a vhu hes meesbehefed su mooch thet ve-a feel zeey shuoold be-a ixclooded frum zee meeen poobleec furoom und (iff eppleeceble-a) zee Grugnerds secteeun. Hooefer zeeur ecshuns du nut ixcloode-a zeem frum vhetefer prujects zeey ere-a vurkeeng oon. Thees elloos us tu muderete-a ell users veethuoot negeteefely effffecteeng oooor husted prujects. Iff a Munkeyed user meesbehefes foorzeer vheelst zeey ere-a munkeyed zeen zeey mey feend zeemselfes bunned ooootreeght.

It is elsu vurt nuteeng thet a Munkeyed user mey be-a Un-munkeyed effter un emuoont ooff teeme-a seee feet by zee steffff. Dependeeng oon zee sefereety ooff zee prublem thees mey be-a a foo deys tu celm doon und cumpuse-a zeemselfes oor it cuoold be-a a mooch lunger pereeud - a user cun be-a permunently munkeyed. Es I'fe-a menteeuned ebufe-a, iff a munkeyed user creetes foorzeer prublems zeen zeey mey feend zeemselfes bunned - egeeen fur a leemeeted oor permunent pereeud.

 
I think I must've missed last year's April 1st. I seem to remember the pirate talk... but not 'an0n gone Admin'.
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Offline Col. Fishguts

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This year's was nice, but the drama of last year is hard to top.

Like losing three weeks of work, right? :p

T'was totally worth it. Only forum posts were lost, not any actual work. And all the people complaining .... this is a forum, on the internet, you're not paying for it. So you should be able to live without it for a while.
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Offline ZylonBane

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And all the people complaining .... this is a forum, on the internet, you're not paying for it. So you should be able to live without it for a while.
That's entirely missing the point. Having the forums go down for a day due to circumstances beyond our control is one thing, but having them become useless for a day on purpose is just a giant middle finger to the community. There's nothing funny about it.

Then the admins get all pissy about people not appreciating the genius wit of slapping a language filter plugin on the forums. How dare people actually value the ability to clearly communicate with each other... you know, the only reason they come here in the first place? So, given that language filters aren't amusing (unless you have the IQ of a football hooligan), and that they significantly hamper communication, next year the admins should just be honest with themselves and slap a ROT13 filter on the whole forum.
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Offline Flipside

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Maybe the Admins aren't being paid either and deserve a day away from us as much as vice versa?

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Then surely they could merely not look at the forum for a day, as has been suggested for forum genpop?
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Offline Manunkind

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ngtm1r, Cobra: Thanks!

And an even bigger thanks to Goober5000 for diggin up those threads, I feel I'm going to have a field day with those :lol:

And the Swedish Chef talk thing was plenty of fun, too :yes:

 

Offline aldo_14

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And all the people complaining .... this is a forum, on the internet, you're not paying for it. So you should be able to live without it for a while.
That's entirely missing the point. Having the forums go down for a day due to circumstances beyond our control is one thing, but having them become useless for a day on purpose is just a giant middle finger to the community. There's nothing funny about it.

Then the admins get all pissy about people not appreciating the genius wit of slapping a language filter plugin on the forums. How dare people actually value the ability to clearly communicate with each other... you know, the only reason they come here in the first place? So, given that language filters aren't amusing (unless you have the IQ of a football hooligan), and that they significantly hamper communication, next year the admins should just be honest with themselves and slap a ROT13 filter on the whole forum.

Oh, stop whinging.  you sound like my dad.

 

Offline vyper

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Dads do tend to complain don't they?
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Offline ZylonBane

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"Whinging". Now THAT'S comedy!
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