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Offline Turnsky

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further proof that hollywood...
on: April 22, 2006, 06:44:19 am
can't do "original" anymore  :wtf:

original
2005 remake (for TV, mind you, but still!)
2006 remake

not to mention i've heard tell that they're making a scary movie 5
i tell ya, hollywood is now a dead horse the size of manhattan, with thousands of producers all clambering over it, hitting it vigorously with sticks.
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Offline Mefustae

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Re: further proof that hollywood...
Reply #1 on: April 22, 2006, 06:52:28 am
There is still hope for Holywood. If we ever see remakes of the true classics, like War of the Worlds, then it is truly a lost cause... hey, wait a minute...
 

Offline Turambar

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Re: further proof that hollywood...
Reply #2 on: April 22, 2006, 10:07:33 am
there's always some hope










ok, maybe not
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Re: further proof that hollywood...
Reply #3 on: April 22, 2006, 10:31:01 am
 :wakka:
 

Offline Mefustae

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Re: further proof that hollywood...
Reply #4 on: April 22, 2006, 10:32:50 am
*Golf-clap*
 

Offline Flipside

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Re: further proof that hollywood...
Reply #5 on: April 22, 2006, 01:45:03 pm
:lol: Thanks, that cheered me up!
 

Offline Flipside

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Re: further proof that hollywood...
Reply #6 on: April 22, 2006, 03:24:41 pm
 

Offline neo_hermes

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Re: further proof that hollywood...
Reply #7 on: April 22, 2006, 03:30:02 pm
Oh God No!
Hell has no fury like an0n...
killing threads is...well, what i do best.
 

Offline Fineus

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Re: further proof that hollywood...
Reply #8 on: April 22, 2006, 04:05:39 pm
This feels appropriate...  :doubt:

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Offline aldo_14

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Re: further proof that hollywood...
Reply #9 on: April 22, 2006, 04:07:14 pm
I'm still waiting for Ridley Scott to make The space horror on Button Moon.
 

Offline Flipside

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Re: further proof that hollywood...
Reply #10 on: April 22, 2006, 04:13:49 pm
Invasion of the Klangers!! ;)
 

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Re: further proof that hollywood...
Reply #11 on: April 22, 2006, 04:16:27 pm
"Klangers on a mother-****in' moon!!"[/b] ;)
 

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Re: further proof that hollywood...
Reply #12 on: April 22, 2006, 05:20:01 pm
"Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" 
Truly an anti-classic...
I just hope they will never attack us again..... :lol:
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Re: further proof that hollywood...
Reply #13 on: April 22, 2006, 06:17:57 pm
Quote from: Flipside on April 22, 2006, 03:24:41 pm
It gets worse....

http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/ap/20060421/114563244000.html


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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: further proof that hollywood...
Reply #14 on: April 22, 2006, 06:39:10 pm
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

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Offline Turnsky

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Re: further proof that hollywood...
Reply #15 on: April 22, 2006, 08:50:38 pm
Quote from: Flipside on April 22, 2006, 03:24:41 pm
It gets worse....

http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/ap/20060421/114563244000.html

if there was anything that would make my eye twitch, that was it.
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Re: further proof that hollywood...
Reply #16 on: April 22, 2006, 10:30:21 pm
Great, so Gurinder Chadha is to old TV shows as Uwe Boll is to games.
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Re: further proof that hollywood...
Reply #17 on: April 22, 2006, 11:02:57 pm
I just saw a preview today of a movie about 9/11. Not a conspiracy theory one or a documentary. Looked like an airplane thriller/emotional film...kinda made me sick. I mean, I know they do movies about other disasters like wars, ships sinking (titanic), and other stuff but I think 5 years after the fact is just not long enough to wait.
  

Offline Mefustae

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Re: further proof that hollywood...
Reply #18 on: April 22, 2006, 11:36:28 pm
Quote from: Solatar on April 22, 2006, 11:02:57 pm
I just saw a preview today of a movie about 9/11. Not a conspiracy theory one or a documentary. Looked like an airplane thriller/emotional film...kinda made me sick. I mean, I know they do movies about other disasters like wars, ships sinking (titanic), and other stuff but I think 5 years after the fact is just not long enough to wait.
A common complaint i've been reading [and hearing], although nobody really seems to mind the fact that American Politicians bring it up at every turn. :rolleyes:
 

Offline Col. Fishguts

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Re: further proof that hollywood...
Reply #19 on: April 23, 2006, 04:08:47 pm
Quote from: Turnsky on April 22, 2006, 06:44:19 am
2006 remake


I was the trailer for that one a few weeks ago, and was thinking why anbody would want to see a remake of a movie that was bad in its original form ?
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