Me... well... I'm either going as a dodgy guy in full power armour (which I actually nicked from a games workshop store near me when it was closing down... it looks cool man) or whatever my girlfriend wants me to.
or Adolf Hitler, but that would just be dodgy

And dangerous things... my sister (well... in my house. sometimes), a completly psycho hamster, a cat that can create a smoke screen of fur, a Toledo steel ******* sword, several BB guns, the remains of a TV Electron accelerator and associated capacitors, several broken pieces of china and quite possibly my head.
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Chickens are strange things really. They pop up whenever you don't expect them.
"Why do I have a conscience, all it does is **** with me, why do I have this torment all I wanna do is **** it away"- Korn
"When you're ripe, you'll bleed outta control" Deftones