"Command, where the hell is my support? I need assistance!"
"Havn't you noticed the little "assistance" bottun we installed?"
"What does it do?"
"Well, once you press it you hear various messages like "watch your six" and "hold on, help is on the way" ..over and over and over... Think of it as a moral support and a extra wingman that keeps you one your toes"
"How about some real assistance?"
"You see pilot, with the budget and all...well.... I jsut got anotehr call, hold on!"
*your call has been put on hold. please wait.......euer anruf is auf warte gesetzt. bitte warten sie...*
"Erm...Command?"
*You have been disconnected*