[Dysko]

When you realize that Italian language is not much different from Vasudan language...  (18 verbal tenses, every town has his own dialect, so there are about 8000 dialects, varying the distance from Rome the dialects change a lot...)

While driving though dense fog, you glance around nervously, wondering when the Ravana is gonna jump in and torch that transport in the passing lane to your left (or right if you're on a right-hand-drive country).

This happens to me very often, since I live in one of the most foggy zone in the world (you read right: in the WORLD, not only in Italy...)

[Admiral Edivad]

...when you SPEAK Vasudan...

[Colonol Dekker]

You know you play too much when ,. bup up bub ub up up bubub ub upub,Squeeeeee.

[spartan_0214]

^ Calling a van a transport...................

yep...that's what vans are.....

Actually, a cargo van could be considered an empty heavy fighter/bomber

[Dark Hunter]

Or in the case of yours: a (broken) Bast-class freighter! 

[Freespace Freak]

...when you SPEAK Vasudan...

OMG, I think there's a guy in my class that speaks to himself in Vasudan!   

[spartan_0214]

Or in the case of yours: a (broken) Bast-class freighter! 

ow.....

actually, that Chevy Van (original, isn't it, that's the ACTUAL model name) runs pretty well, and it's EXTREMELY comfortable.

[Dysko]

When you propose to go to Vasuda Prime as a school trip (I've really done so ).

Or when you want to change the school schedule in this way:
FreeSpace History instead of History
FREDing instead of Math
MODing instead of Physics
Rendering instead of Drawing and Art History
T-V War, Great War and 2nd Great War Briefings and Debriefings instead of Literature
Archaic Vasudan Literature instead of Latin Literature
ETAK Building instead of Learning A Foreign Language
Subspace Physics instead of Geology
TSM instead of Physical Education
And, obviously, Playing FreeSpace during break (that's what I really do on our class' computer)
 

Ah, I forgot also:
When, if you find difficulties during a school check, you press C and then 5.

[Colonol Dekker]

As a Team Leader, I often press C-3-0 before dismissing in meetings.
^True story, albeit subconciously.........

[Bob-san]

so you prefer to have 12 maras jump you instead of your wingmen? most I do is tell the dumbies to protect a transport, and watch it explode cause theyre stupid. They make about a 1:1 ratio for kills-to-deaths. I make approximately 50:1 for kills-to-death. Rather funny to have 3% hull and no missiles... and all friendlies are dead. I have to go after the shivans or ntf alone.

[Dan1]

When you actively look/ask for Bosch beer!

[Mobius]

When you propose to go to Vasuda Prime as a school trip (I've really done so ).

Or when you want to change the school schedule in this way:
FreeSpace History instead of History
FREDing instead of Math
MODing instead of Physics
Rendering instead of Drawing and Art History
T-V War, Great War and 2nd Great War Briefings and Debriefings instead of Literature
Archaic Vasudan Literature instead of Latin Literature
ETAK Building instead of Learning A Foreign Language
Subspace Physics instead of Geology
TSM instead of Physical Education
And, obviously, Playing FreeSpace during break (that's what I really do on our class' computer)
 

Ah, I forgot also:
When, if you find difficulties during a school check, you press C and then 5.

Replacing FRED with Maths!!! it would be...it would be....DIVINE!!!!

When you play volleyball at school and say: BFGreen!!! when you launch the ball...

[Dysko]

Replacing FRED with Maths!!! it would be...it would be....DIVINE!!!!

Maybe the countrary... 
I forgot Phylosophy! I would replace it with... with... How To Create A Good Campaign.

[Bob-san]

I'd go to your school any day! If my damn school had a programming cource, i'd put in modding the Freespace engine... or just FS2 itself!

[Mobius]

Replacing FRED with Maths!!! it would be...it would be....DIVINE!!!!

Maybe the countrary... 
I forgot Phylosophy! I would replace it with... with... How To Create A Good Campaign.

Good for a Philosophy replacement,but I obvious prefer FRED to Maths!

[Kaboodles]

You know you've played too much Freespace when you do this:

   
Re: You know you've played too much Freespace when...

DIE.

I've actually tried to C-3-9 in a lot of other games I play after a long FS2 binge, but that's not very impressive compared to everything else I've heard here.

[Dysko]

Replacing FRED with Maths!!! it would be...it would be....DIVINE!!!!

Maybe the countrary... 

I obvious prefer FRED to Maths!

But you said you want to replace FRED with maths in the first post. That's why I corrected you.

[Admiral Edivad]

when you do something like this:

You know you've played too much Freespace when you do this:

   
Re: You know you've played too much Freespace when...

DIE.

or this

Replacing FRED with Maths!!! it would be...it would be....DIVINE!!!!

Maybe the countrary... 

I obvious prefer FRED to Maths!

But you said you want to replace FRED with maths in the first post. That's why I corrected you.

Have fun reading inside all the quoting bars...

[Mobius]

That's more a "when you visit HLP often".

[spartan_0214]

you KNOW you've played too much Freespace when your time on HLP barely measures above your total time playing Freespace