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In a battle to the finish, who would win?

Chuck Norris
10 (22.7%)
Duct Tape
34 (77.3%)

Total Members Voted: 43

Voting closed: October 26, 2006, 03:26:07 pm

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Offline Sandwich

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The REAL Ultimate Showdown
on: September 26, 2006, 03:26:07 pm
My father had this question for my brother and myself as we were enjoying a wonderfully satisfying dinner at a Chinese restaurant. I figure if anyone would know, you guys would. So... vote.
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Offline Mathwiz6

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Re: The REAL Ultimate Showdown
Reply #1 on: September 26, 2006, 04:07:29 pm
Duct tape!

It.... umm.... hold on.... challenges Chuck to be used in the Red Green Show!


Nah, it's just cooler  :D
 

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Re: The REAL Ultimate Showdown
Reply #2 on: September 26, 2006, 04:08:11 pm
Duct tape.

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Offline Col. Fishguts

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Re: The REAL Ultimate Showdown
Reply #3 on: September 26, 2006, 05:30:22 pm
Duct tape can do ANYTHING.
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Offline Ulala

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Re: The REAL Ultimate Showdown
Reply #4 on: September 26, 2006, 05:51:04 pm
I hear it's not really that good at taping up ducts though.
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Re: The REAL Ultimate Showdown
Reply #5 on: September 26, 2006, 06:44:04 pm
It was a tough one, Chuck Norris is designed to kill, whereas Duct Tape is more a 'Renaissance Man', so Chuck would have the physical advantage, but you just can't outdo the flexibility of the Tape....
 

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Re: The REAL Ultimate Showdown
Reply #6 on: September 26, 2006, 06:46:07 pm
I think that whilst the duct tape would be able to mangle ol' chucky to bits, chuck would use it to put himself back together, forming a Duct tape-Norris hybrid, the likes of which the world has never seen before.
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Re: The REAL Ultimate Showdown
Reply #7 on: September 26, 2006, 06:51:44 pm
Tony Jaa, hands down.
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Re: The REAL Ultimate Showdown
Reply #8 on: September 26, 2006, 07:19:30 pm
Duct tape. Duct tape is mother, duct tape is father. Duct tape is God.
 

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Re: The REAL Ultimate Showdown
Reply #9 on: September 26, 2006, 07:28:44 pm
And wheres the Snuffleupagus option?
 

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Re: The REAL Ultimate Showdown
Reply #10 on: September 26, 2006, 07:37:59 pm
Duct Tape wins.


Chuck Norris can't do stealthy-ninja mode.

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And yes, I actually own some of that stuff. It works just as well as normal duct tape.
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Re: The REAL Ultimate Showdown
Reply #11 on: September 26, 2006, 10:29:02 pm
Another one of Sandwitch's :wtf: dinner time conversation threads......
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Re: The REAL Ultimate Showdown
Reply #12 on: September 26, 2006, 11:06:42 pm
:wtf: @ at this topic & Sandwich.
 

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Re: The REAL Ultimate Showdown
Reply #13 on: September 27, 2006, 12:48:41 am
Duct tape binds the universe together. Chuck Norris is merely a man, plus he was once defeated by Steve Irwin.
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Re: The REAL Ultimate Showdown
Reply #14 on: September 27, 2006, 01:58:19 am
Duct Tape Man>Chuck Norris.

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Re: The REAL Ultimate Showdown
Reply #15 on: September 27, 2006, 03:07:52 am
 :lol: @ topic.
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Re: The REAL Ultimate Showdown
Reply #16 on: September 27, 2006, 05:07:07 am
Quote from: Sandwich on September 26, 2006, 03:26:07 pm
My father had this question for my brother and myself as we were enjoying a wonderfully satisfying dinner at a Chinese restaurant. I figure if anyone would know, you guys would. So... vote.

Lie. You were in the bar, wasted as hell. You don't discuss these kinds of topics in restaurants having dinner. ;)

But Norris roundhouse kicks the glue off the duct tape. :p
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Re: The REAL Ultimate Showdown
Reply #17 on: September 27, 2006, 09:41:41 am
Duct tape would win Chuck Norris, because it wouldn't need to do nothing, just last while Chuck Norris tries to roundhouse kick it... Eventually, this would give Chuck Norris a cardiac arrest, while the event wouldn't have much of an effect to duct tape.

But Markku Uusipaavalniemi lasts longer than duct tape, so he would eventually triumph in the contest. Besides, he can tell the other players to brush the duct tape away.

And if that doesn't work, he could just stare the duct tape and make it catch fire.
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Re: The REAL Ultimate Showdown
Reply #18 on: September 28, 2006, 09:29:48 pm
Is this thread based on "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" by any chance?
 

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Re: The REAL Ultimate Showdown
Reply #19 on: September 28, 2006, 09:35:17 pm
I'm certain it is.
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