With ads in the game would you people just imagine the possibilities?
The shivan fighter swarming the GTVA fleet positions in Capella, wave after wave of shivan craft throwing themselves at the battered defenders, where hundreds fall to the flak and anti-figther beams, 200 take their place, seeming unstopable, when suddenly the situation becomes more dire when the first Sathanas jumps in, the crews of the GTVA ships know their deaths are upon them and fight valiantly till the end. As the Sathanas power its beam to crush an allied cruiser, its crew marvels at the beast looming over them, its scythe ready, when they see the truth that had escaped them for so long writen in their nemesis face:
MENTOS, THE FRESH MAKER!
JOIN NOW! ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE DOING!
The sheer horror!