So the Redguard race in Oblivion. They're not black. No,no,no. They're red. Sure they all have corn row, afro, or dreadlock haircuts. That's just co-incidence. As is the guy in the opposite prison cell at the start of the game who comments on how much you must be missing the sun. He may as well have said "That's right. You're going to DIE in here... spear chucker". It wouldn't have mattered though because they're red not black. Go into the character editor and try and make them black. You can't do it. Well done Bethesda.
Stand out comedy moment of last night's gaming session (in between actually doing some work on BHX). Retaking the ruined city of KVatch. It had been overrun by bad guys. So I hike up the hill and there are three guys outside. Yup count 'em. Three. A captain and two soliders. The captain announces we're going to retake the city of Kvatch. So we charge into the city and end up in the city's main square, which happens to be directly behind the main gate. We kill two or three goblins and that's it. The captain announces we've retaken the city! At that point I piss myself laughing. Me and my mate are going to take the city of London tommorow. I figure all we'll have to do is beat up a couple of short ass beefeaters in Trafalgar square.