[NGTM-1R]

Never bothered to count. Off the top of my head, though, here's what I know.

FS2
Main Campaign: five playthroughs average four hundred fifty kills per. Derelict three playthroughs average two hundred kills per. FS1/FSPort six playthroughs average four hundred kills per.

Falcon 3.0
3500 over three years of on-again-off-again playing.

Everything else: OHMYGODSOMETHINGREALLYREALLYHUGE

[Nix]

ha an attack because you think im lieing. well il tell you thre truth. ive been on a pc since iwas 2 years old. the dragon tv cassette player, 1994 got my first pc + games: commander keen 1, Corridor 7, Bodycount. ever since then ive been putting down the number of kills. so i know how much ive done and have not done.

come on then, tell me.. how many OVERALL kills you done?. this is going to be a laugh..

Ok, honestly, I doubt you have stacks and stacks of notebooks documenting your kills.

I just checked my pilot file which I used to run through Derelict SCP and FS2 retail, and I have 800+ kills.....  and 8 friendly kills....   

[Centrixo]

no its all on one old personal organiser, its limit is 780kb big but its kept everything on that. i also have a diary about each day i kill units (including friendlies) as backup.

so you know ive killed in everygame 673 friendlies, either by accident or they run or get in my way when im firing any weapon.

[Unknown Target]

Who cares?

My total kill count = bigger than your E-penis. I win.

*smites*

[Centrixo]

e-penis?.

[aldo_14]

e-penis?.

Any form of large 'internet' number which is used for meaningless 'I'm the best' type comparison akin to willy-waving.  Postcount being the most famous (probably) example, others being things like Xbox Achievements, hi-scores, etc.

[Col. Fishguts]

... forum avatars, picture signatures, mySpace friends, forum rank, forum register date .... the list goes on

[Centrixo]

ooookkkkkaaayyyy.... .

im only putting down WHAT I HAVE not to be the damn best, i dont want to be the best. **** that id rather be me so dont get ideas .

[Nix]

I wouldn't want to be you.....

[Centrixo]

  you dont need to be. you can if you want.. but then again its up to you.

[spartan_0214]

ooookkkkkaaayyyy.... .

im only putting down WHAT I HAVE not to be the damn best, i dont want to be the best. **** that id rather be me so dont get ideas .

Ideas? The only ideas I'd think of involved a shotgun or FN-P90

[Centrixo]

  go ahead i know you want to, SHOOT ME!!!

[spartan_0214]

Don't wanna waste ammo...

\wonders if a mod's going to lock this topic...

[CP5670]

eh, let's just ignore the troll.

[haloboy100]

this thread reminds me of star wars republic commando:

Ah...the forest warefare......sighting your enemy in your scope of your sniper rifle...putting a plasma bolt in a trandoshan's cranium....makes me feel ALIVE!!!!

- sev

[Centrixo]

you started it im ending it, back on topic and post your TOTAL KILLS .

[Unknown Target]

5

[WeatherOp]

Hmmm, does this include how many I killed by going no clip in SW:JK2, flying up and spawning jans and watching each one splatter on the ground until I had a big pile?

[Mefustae]

Hmmm, does this include how many I killed by going no clip in SW:JA, flying up and spawning jans and watching each one splatter on the ground until I had a big pile?

Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly comin' to a middle.

[CP5670]

Hmmm, does this include how many I killed by going no clip in SW:JK2, flying up and spawning jans and watching each one splatter on the ground until I had a big pile?

That certainly counts (no worse than my Lemming kills ). In fact, I used to do very similar things in Deus Ex, spawning scores of MIBs on the intro screen and watching the resulting 1fps-inducing explosion. I wish the second game had a spawn command, as there is a lot more scope for goofing around with this stuff in that.