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Offline vamitul

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
here's another one, after replaying one of my favorite FS2 missions..
Between the "horns"  of a Satanis:
"Dive! Dive! Dive!!"
In 1807 Dracula was feeding with the blood of young virgins.
We are sorry to report that in 2007 Count Dracula was found dead in his mansion, due to extreme starvation.

 

Offline Singh

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
On the back of Alpha 1:
"Look behind you!! *Runs away*"

On the Actium:
"We'll show them what real firepower's all about!!"

On the Ravana:
"Someone asked for firepower?"

On a Dragon:
"If you can read this, your waaaaay too close."

On the Manticore:
"Shivan Red Shirts since '99!"
"Blessed be the FREDder that knows his sexps."
"Cursed be the FREDder that trusts FRED2_Open."
Dreamed of much, accomplished little. :(

 

Offline takashi

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
on a vesuvius:

MISSING: SYMETRY. if found call 1-800-R1FIX

 
Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
on a vesuvius:

MISSING: SYMETRY. if found call 1-800-R1FIX

Why the **** do spaceships have to be symmetrical?
"You need to believe in things that aren't true. How else can they become?" -DEATH, Discworld

"You can fight like a krogan, run like a leopard, but you'll never be better than Commander Shepard!"

 

Offline Tyrian

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
on a vesuvius:

MISSING: SYMETRY. if found call 1-800-R1FIX

Why the **** do spaceships have to be symmetrical?

It makes them look pretty.  Right before they explode. :drevil:
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Bush (Verb) -- To do stupid things with confidence.

This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address occurred during the same week.  This is an ironic juxtaposition of events--one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, while the other involves a groundhog.

Bumper stickers at my college:
"Republicans for Voldemort!"
"Frodo failed.  Bush got the Ring."

Resistance is futile!  (If < 1 ohm...)

"Any nation which sacrifices a little liberty for a little security deserves neither and loses both." -- Benjamin Franklin

Sig rising...

 

Offline GenericCorvette

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
--On a Shivan Weak Laser Turret
-Shivan Experimental Ultraheated French Fry Launcher

--On Alpha 2, 3, and 4
-Alpha 1's meatshield. With guns.

--On a Shivan Comm Node
-Now supporting Terran communication frequencies.

--On a Shivan Comm Node after a flood of idiots attempt to communicate through it
-No longer supports Terran communication frequencies.

--On a Ulysses
-This is why you don't give flying pancakes guns.

--On a SGreen beam turret
-By the time this stupid beam's finished recharging, a fusion mortar could have done more damage. Life sucks.

--On a Deimos
-[YOUR AD HERE]

--On a painted Helios torpedo
-Taste the power of the rainbow!

--On a Manticore
-Buy McManticore's Shivan Food Products today!

--On a Shivan Mega Laser
-Why the hell didn't they make me as good as the Shivan SUPER Laser?

--On a Ravana
-The Ravana... now with even LESS beam cannon armoring! And more spikey things!

--On an Ursa
-I can't dogfight.

--On the Boanerges next to the Ursa
-I can't defend myself.

--On a Pegasus
-I'm a ninja! WOOSH!!

--On the Colossus
-Hasn't someone fixed the damn reactor yet?

--On a Cain
-I hate my twin brother.

--On the Lilith near the above Cain
-I'm about to blow up my twin brother.
« Last Edit: April 07, 2007, 05:29:50 pm by GenericCorvette »
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Offline TrashMan

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
LOL! good ones.

I like this one hte best:
--On a painted Helios torpedo
-Taste the power of the rainbow!
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!

 

Offline takashi

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
on an infyrno:

mispelling since 3192!

 

Offline Desert Tyrant

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
On my ship:  People that spell in any language should **** off.
That is all.

 

Offline Polpolion

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
on a vesuvius:

MISSING: SYMETRY. if found call 1-800-R1FIX

:wtf:

:confused:


Quote
mispelling since 3192

It's a shame that 3192 is 840 years after FS2...

 
Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Quote from: takashi
mispelling since 3192


Hmmm.... not funny.

Quote from: thesizzler
It's a shame that 3192 is 840 years after FS2...

The quote makes as much sense either way...

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"Take my love. Take my land. Take me where I cannot stand. I don't care, I'm still free. You can't take the sky from me. Take me out to the black, tell them I ain't comin' back. Burn the land boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me. There's no place I can be since I've found Serenity. But you can't take the sky from me." - Ballad of Serenity

 

Offline Polpolion

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Quote
The quote makes as much sense either way...

what?

 

Offline Tyrian

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Why did they spell it "Infyrno" anyways? :confused:
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Bush (Verb) -- To do stupid things with confidence.

This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address occurred during the same week.  This is an ironic juxtaposition of events--one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, while the other involves a groundhog.

Bumper stickers at my college:
"Republicans for Voldemort!"
"Frodo failed.  Bush got the Ring."

Resistance is futile!  (If < 1 ohm...)

"Any nation which sacrifices a little liberty for a little security deserves neither and loses both." -- Benjamin Franklin

Sig rising...

 

Offline Snail

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Because, I belive, Inferno is trademarked by someone.

 

Offline MP-Ryan

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
On a Perseus:
-Medusa was my warm-up.
-And the pass is Intercepted!

On a Sobek:
-Don't be a pervert.  Men who stare at my ass get shot down fast!

On Trebuchets:
-And you thought you were out of my league.

On Alpha 1:
-I'm not antisocial, my wingmates are just dead.
-I eat destroyers for breakfast.

On support ships:
-Don't get on my bad side; I tend to explode.

On a Pegasus:
-This blind date will kill you.
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Offline GenericCorvette

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
--On a Cyclops
-I have one eye. By the time I reach you, you'll be one severed and bloody arm.

--On a painted Cyclops
-Look ma! I can use the power of the rainbow too!

--On a Perseus
-My tornadoes don't cause storms, but they'll still make nanoparticles out of you.

--On a Aeolus
-I still can't believe I got stuck with two SGreens.

--On a Leviathan
-I still can't believe I have only one of the worst anti-capital beam in the game.

--On Alpha 1's fighter
- ...

--On Alpha 2's fighter
-Shoot me!

--On Alpha 3's fighter
-Shoot me, too!

--On Alpha 4's figher
-Do not shoot. Contains Bosch Beer.

--On a Shivan Comm Node
-Do not shoot. Contains very important and volatile stuff.

--On an TC-TRI (Triton cargo)
-Do not shoot. Contains cheese.

--On an Aeolus
-Do not shoot. Seriously. I will flak you a new one.

--On a Dragon
-I'm a dragon.

--On a Mara
-I'm a mara.

--On an Aeshma
-I'm an Aeshma.

--On a Manticore
-I'm a red-shirt.

--On an Anubis with explosives strapped on
-Warning: DO NOT POKE

--On a Shivan
-Warning: Petting may result in accidently death or dismemberment.

--On an Ursa
-We've been saving the human race since 2335.

--On a Pegasus
-I'm a ninja.
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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Sathanas bumpers:

"Pain is 4 BFReds leaving your body."

"Attention Maras: This Vessel Has Right of Way"

Collossus bumpers:

On BGreen turret: "Are you still there, Alpha 1?"

On Collossus engine subsystem in Their Finest Hour: "**** you, :v: !"

(If you don't get it... the Colly is disabled in TFH, and Command won't shut up and let the Colly captain tell him that they can't jump out anyway.)

 

Offline diceman111

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
On a Fenris:

"Be glad this isent a Leviathan"
Flames Of War Chapter III - http://web.comhem.se/~u35702611

"If at first you don't succeed try a bigger thermonuclear weapon" - My philosophy on life

"I dont care if we smack it into her or smack it out of her just aslong as there's smacking invovled" - Max from Sam & Max Situation Comedy

 I live in Sweden and before anybody ask NO we do not have polar bears walking on our streets thats Norway, we have penguins (Red ones with blue dots)

 (These messages was brought to you by the people from DFWD (Diceman For World Domination))

 

Offline Sarafan

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Finally back with some more :D:

On a shivan fighter: I don't think you understand what the term "outnumbered" means...

On the back of a Deimos: Pilot, if you can read this, you have made a serious tactical error.

On a NTF Leviathan: The bad guys always shoots better.

On any ship coming out of subspace: Death from... uh... this exiting vector.

On a Sathanas: Abandon all hope, those who fight me.

On Alpha 1: Mobile Tatical RAID.

On any Hecate on the front line: Bitting more than I can chew.

On any Shivans after the first Sat is destroyed: I could be retreating or calling in the big guns. Your choice.

On a GTVA beam cannon: the polite GTVA way of saying: You're not welcome.

On a GTVA fighter: I went beyond the 2nd Knossos and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker.

On any shivan ships beyond the 2nd Knossos: NO TRESPASSING! Violators will be shot! Survivors will be shot again!

On a Aelous: Flak cannons, when you want to get rid of that pesky thing called "enemy fighter craft".

On a Orion: What if everyone fired all their beams at the same time?

On a Sathanas: Backstabber, eh? Wait'til I turn around. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait...

On a Orion: Orion class DESTROYER. The name says it all.

On a NTF warship: As a matter of fact, I do own the system.

On the first Knossos: WARNING: The makers of Knossos are not responsible for attracting heavy shivan presence to your location.

 

Offline flakked alive

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
OOHH OOH what about this


WARNING !! Meson bomb onboard will explode on impact  :nod:
"BLASTED FLAKK TURRETS !"
*extracts shrapnel from a** with tweezers