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Offline TrashMan

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
« Reply #60 on: January 03, 2007, 03:55:06 pm »
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Beneath this shell I'm actually quite a softy.
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If you can read this, then you made a colossal mistake!
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Shoot me, I'm useless anyway!
I used to work on a carneval before.. I was the tin target.
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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
« Reply #61 on: January 03, 2007, 09:39:52 pm »
On a scorpion

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
« Reply #62 on: January 04, 2007, 03:54:23 am »
For Vasudan capships, just slap Japong's abomination on one side.  It will either frighten the NTF away, or increase their anti-Vasudan killing fervor more.
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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
« Reply #63 on: January 04, 2007, 04:46:13 am »
Quote from: TrashMan
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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
« Reply #64 on: January 04, 2007, 09:07:22 am »

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
« Reply #65 on: January 04, 2007, 03:32:31 pm »
On the Lucifer:

Don't even try.

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
« Reply #66 on: January 04, 2007, 04:21:53 pm »
On the Lucifer:

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
« Reply #67 on: January 05, 2007, 10:23:40 am »
On the colossus' beam cannons.

We break for NTF saboteurs.
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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
« Reply #68 on: January 05, 2007, 08:39:30 pm »
On a Pegasus:

Information is ammunition!

On a Sathanas:

God complex.

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
« Reply #69 on: January 06, 2007, 02:16:34 am »
On a Pegasus:

Information is ammunition!

The support ship: "To hell with information, ammunition is ammunition!"
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Offline FS2_playa613

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
« Reply #70 on: January 06, 2007, 10:33:26 am »

For Vasudan capships, just slap Japong's abomination on one side.  It will either frighten the NTF away, or increase their anti-Vasudan killing fervor more.

Umm... what exactly is Japong's abomination?

maneuverable ? pfffft. Look at the Basilisk or Aeshma (i think thats how its spelt) . I dont know what class of fighters they are (Heavy assault), but they fly like a retarded seagull.

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
« Reply #71 on: January 06, 2007, 10:46:57 am »
It's best that you remain not knowing... for your eyesockets' sake.
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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
« Reply #72 on: January 06, 2007, 10:55:47 am »
The Miss Vadusa Prime?  :lol:

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
« Reply #73 on: January 06, 2007, 10:57:43 am »
Oh, that's Japong's abomination.....

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"Take my love. Take my land. Take me where I cannot stand. I don't care, I'm still free. You can't take the sky from me. Take me out to the black, tell them I ain't comin' back. Burn the land boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me. There's no place I can be since I've found Serenity. But you can't take the sky from me." - Ballad of Serenity

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
« Reply #74 on: January 06, 2007, 11:22:17 am »
Didn't I warn you? I'm still recovering my 100/1 eyesight from that... thing... grotesque?
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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
« Reply #75 on: January 06, 2007, 01:44:59 pm »
you mean 1/100 vision? (vision is based on distance/font size, perfect vision is 20 feet/20 size font)

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"Take my love. Take my land. Take me where I cannot stand. I don't care, I'm still free. You can't take the sky from me. Take me out to the black, tell them I ain't comin' back. Burn the land boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me. There's no place I can be since I've found Serenity. But you can't take the sky from me." - Ballad of Serenity

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
« Reply #76 on: January 06, 2007, 03:10:20 pm »
On a Sathanas:

I have 1/100 vision so I take no chances, I'll destroy everything! :P

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
« Reply #77 on: January 06, 2007, 04:16:44 pm »
On a maxim:
Reaching out and touching someone..the Terran way!

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I used to be the King. What a revolting development!

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
« Reply #78 on: January 07, 2007, 09:14:34 am »
On an Orion.
Think I'm phallic? Go look at the Sobek.

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
« Reply #79 on: January 07, 2007, 12:24:37 pm »
Orion 'Brick of Death'

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