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Offline Snail

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Join the NTF, become a sheep. :wtf:

 

Offline TrashMan

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
"If you can read this...THEN STOP RAMMING ME YOU DAMN WINGMAN!"

LOL!

Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!

 

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
"If you can not read this in your display it's time for a new targeting computer"

"I DON'T WANT TO TALK THIS OUT"

"Primaries don't kill Shivans. I do."

"Primaries didn't kill NTF. I did."

"If you can read this the charges in my fighter are not working." (in small letters on every HoL kamikaze Anubis)

"I've seen the End. And you have seen Me!"

"There is no Justice. There is just Command."

"My turret has more kills than your whole wing!" (for Uras, Medusas, Osiris, Amuns, Nephilims and Seraphims)
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"When you work with water, you have to know and respect it. When you labour to subdue it, you have to understand that one day it may rise up and turn all your labours into nothing. For what is water, which seeks to make all things level, which has no taste or colour of its own, but a liquid form of Nothing?" - Graham Swift, Waterland

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"I am Curiosity, and I've always wondered what would become of you, here at the end of the world." - The Guide/The Curious Other, Othercide

"As you sought to steal a kingdom for yourself, so must you do again, a thousand times over. For a theft, a true theft, must be practiced to be earned." - The terms of Nyrissa's curse, Pathfinder: Kingmaker

"...because they are not Dragons."

 
Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
"Alpha 1, Galaxy's leading distributor of Shivan ship parts"

 

Offline Snail

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
:welcome:
(Taristin would get angry if I did the welcome speech, so here is a forward: Never Say ANYthing about FS3)

Shivan parts?

 

Offline Tyrian

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
On the back of a Sath:

How's my flying?  Pull around front and tell me!
Want to be famous?  Click here and become a playing card!!!

Bush (Verb) -- To do stupid things with confidence.

This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address occurred during the same week.  This is an ironic juxtaposition of events--one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, while the other involves a groundhog.

Bumper stickers at my college:
"Republicans for Voldemort!"
"Frodo failed.  Bush got the Ring."

Resistance is futile!  (If < 1 ohm...)

"Any nation which sacrifices a little liberty for a little security deserves neither and loses both." -- Benjamin Franklin

Sig rising...

 

Offline TrashMan

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
On a Orion:
Let's stand side to side!
The only TRUE brick of Death!

On the Ares:
Darth/Death Tatum

Valkyrie Mk2:
I let my guns do the singing.

Hecate
Getting the heck out of here!

Lucifer:
Don't get under my skin!

Sathanas:
I don't bite...I swallow!
Yes, I do need to go on a diet...barely passed trough the last Knossos...
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!

 

Offline Bob-san

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
From Alpha 1's Ursa to any fighter-squadron or any warship...
This brick has killed more Shivans then you have!

Maneuverability is overrated... just like you!

Anything else...
There is no peacful solution!

Let war prevail!

I never signed on for hunting you... it's an added bonus!

I'll live forever or you'll die trying!

In a mirror....
I'm with stupid!
NGTM-1R: Currently considering spending the rest of the day in bed cuddling.
GTSVA: With who...?
Nuke: chewbacca?
Bob-san: The Rancor.

 

Offline Getter Robo G

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
"I'm with Alpha 1 ----->"

"If you can read this, then stop flying like my mother and get the !#*k off my ass!"

"I may be technologically inferior, but I have more insurance than you!"

"Honk all you want, I can't hear you Stupid!"

"For a good time, call Station Riviera Op Lt Samantha Davies!"

Gotta go to work now...  :D
"Don't think of it as being out-numbered, think of it as having a WIDE target selection!"

"I am the one and ONLY Star Dragon..."
Proof for the noobs:  Member Search

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Robotech II - Continuing...
FS2 Trek - Snails move faster than me...
Star Blazers: Journey to Iscandar...
FS GUNDAM - The Myth lives on... :)

 
Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Sorry, gotta do some Star Wars cross-overs:

On a Deimos
Yea she's a hunka junk, but she'll do 5000 times lightspeed

On a Sathanas
Damn straight I'm a space station
Alpha 1, DROP!

On any primary weapon
This is where the fun begins

On an Ursa
Slower than a gungan tree sloth

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"Take my love. Take my land. Take me where I cannot stand. I don't care, I'm still free. You can't take the sky from me. Take me out to the black, tell them I ain't comin' back. Burn the land boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me. There's no place I can be since I've found Serenity. But you can't take the sky from me." - Ballad of Serenity

 

Offline Snail

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
On the Iceni:
If you're flying an Ursa don't try to chase me.

 

Offline Sarafan

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
On any NTF ship:

We were wise enough to question our leaders!

Its not that we hate Vasudans, its that they die faster!

Shivans:

Destroy your 10k fighter and get a free Moloch!

On a Ursa:

Its ugly and slow, but what matters is inner beauty, specially when its filled with bombs!

Its not that we're slow, we only want you to appreciate the rest of your life till we get there!

On a Aelous:

Think cruisers cant take it on todays battlefield? Lets see!

Who needs corvettes?

On a Hecate:

Undergunned? Be patient, wait till ALL the fighters get out!

Commanded by ex-Alpha 1.


On any primary weapon
This is where the fun begins


On a Helios:

This is where the fun ends. :P

 
Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Ursa: (or any other remotely ugly ship; Potato, I'm looking at you!)

Just so the last thing you see is the ugliest thing you'll see. Too bad you won't have time for nightmares.

 

Offline Bob-san

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Your purpose in life was so I could watch you die.

Real men fire PINK lasers! (ehem, Subach HL-7)

The chart of events... the Ancients killed everyone. The Shivans killed the Ancients. I killed the Shivans. See? I'm most important!

Life hath no meaning like Alpha 1's scorn.

Revenge is a dish best served in cold space.

Sathanas-Exterminator.
NGTM-1R: Currently considering spending the rest of the day in bed cuddling.
GTSVA: With who...?
Nuke: chewbacca?
Bob-san: The Rancor.

 

Offline asyikarea51

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Funnily enough, I still don't quite grasp the thread topic...

On Alpha 1's ship:

"I can't die and you can't kill me!!!"

"When the supernova comes, I press Restart."

"~ + k"

(Crap, maybe I should've tried something more... philosophical, for lack of a better word)
Inferno plz
The Power of Nightmares
TheHound: "Nice idea, but I have a thing against announcing campaigns before having them already finished."
G5K: "The flipside of that is that if you don't announce your campaign, yet take too long to finish it, other people may independently come up with some of the same ideas."

 

Offline Snail

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
ON ALPHA 1'S SHIP

"If you kill me I'll come back an 0wn you.

 

Offline AlphaOne

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Like said above this is rapidly becoming one of the boards classics ! I love it.

On Sathanas when entering Capella :"The party is just getting started. Let's camp around the fire" (read capella star)

On a Sathanas when alpha1 targets it:"Ok boys the party craher is here. Let's put out the fire like good boy scouts" (read supernova the sun) Who says they werent just boy scouts out on a field trip???

Sorry still have a hangover. Couldnt come up with something better.
Die shivan die!!
Then jumps into his apple stealth pie and goes of to war.What a brave lad....what a brave lad say the ladies in red.
 

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Offline ToecrusherHammerjaw

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
This is the best thing ever.   :D

On Lucifer: "Beams don't kill people, Shivan motherf***ers with beams kill people!!"

On Colossus guns:  "Watergun THIS!!!"

For Vasudan capships, just slap Japong's abomination on one side.  It will either frighten the NTF away, or increase their anti-Vasudan killing fervor more.

 

Offline Sarafan

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Funnily enough, I still don't quite grasp the thread topic...


You know those bump sticks on the side of the car that people use to write things like Wash me!, its the same here only that its on the ships.

On a Sobek:

Sleek death!

Killing you with style!

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Join the NTF, for the sheep.

 :nervous:

It was there, I had to do it.

 :nervous:
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

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