Shriek: WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR COMPUTERS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUM WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
Let's see: Remodulate the warp engines to emit a subspace pulse through the deflector array and destroy Shrike...It's been done, but hey, I'm not very creative.
But to quote a famous engineer...."Never piss off an engineer, laddie."