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Offline Shrike

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We have a new policy here at HLP
Read the sig.    

If anyone at the VBB gets in your face, just quote this.  

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WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR COMPUTERS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUM WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

[This message has been edited by Shrike (edited 01-18-2002).]
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

 

Offline Fineus

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Looks like someones been drinking  

 

Offline Blue Lion

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I'm scared

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 RECIPROCITY
 
Shattered Star Confederation

 

Offline Arnav

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We have a new policy here at HLP
THE WEAK SHALL PERISH...

*Zap* Borg cube dust *Zap*
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Starwing

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I already thought it would be something serious...  

But I always knew it  
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You guys are still strange...

 

Offline Alikchi

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All your base are belong to us!
"Going too far and caring too much about a subject is the best way to make friends that I know."
- Sarah Vowell

 

Offline Ryx

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We have a new policy here at HLP
 
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Offline Gortef

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PROUD!

(actually that sig somehow reminds me of "someone".... GAN   )

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Habeeb it...

 

Offline Sandwich

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Quote
Originally posted by Shrike:
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR COMPUTERS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUM WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

Hmmm.... get 3 good voice actors to chant this out in a Borg-like manner and I'll put in the echoing distortions - we could have the first HLP sound bite!    

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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill

 

Offline Inquisitor

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I'd pay to hear a soundbite of that  
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Offline Stryke 9

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SURRENDER OR BE FLAMED!

 

Offline an0n

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Uhhhh, yeah. Riiiight.

 
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline NeoHunter

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Someone has been watching too much Star Trek and drinking beer. Or that someone was a failed Borg assimilation.

 

Offline Vertigo1

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to troll: YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF ASSIMILATION.  *vaporizes troll*

 

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Thunder when he's all grown up
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Offline Unidan

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Quote
Originally posted by Gortef:
(actually that sig somehow reminds me of "someone".... GAN  

Hehehe  

I'll think of a siggie later..

 

Offline Grey Wolf

We have a new policy here at HLP
Shriek: WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR COMPUTERS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUM WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

Let's see: Remodulate the warp engines to emit a subspace pulse through the deflector array and destroy Shrike...It's been done, but hey, I'm not very creative.
But to quote a famous engineer...."Never piss off an engineer, laddie."  
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw

 

Offline Stryke 9

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Nah, this is FreeSpace/I-War- we gotta beat 'im on his home turf! I need three Meson warheads and some antimatter!

[sells weapons on I-War black market and moves to a nice beach house a safe distance from HLP]

 

Offline an0n

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Q, in a somewhat agitate tone:
Don't provoke the Borg!!!
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline Grey Wolf

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You doubt my engineering prowess!
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw

 

Offline Shrike

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Originally posted by Grey Wolf 2009:
You doubt my engineering prowess!

Yesh, considering you're not dealing with the Borg, but Hard Light Productions.

Plus, you can't even spell my name right.  
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.