
Exits are to the sides and rear, non-working water-filled flamethrowers are located under the seats. The lockers up front contain shotguns and plasma rifles in case of a real emergency, but they can only be opened by an Admin, [V]-God, or hyperintelligent shade of the color blue. If you go crawling in the air ducts and encounter Carl the Shivan, he
might let you go if you give him you lunch. Don't try to enter the control room as it is guarded by subspatial claymore mines. Don't ask about FS3; it's not happening and we're not going to make it ourselves. Don't ask about Derek Smart. Don't listen to takashi. Read karajorma's FAQ. beam-free-all
Thank you, and enjoy our stay
