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Offline jeyltd

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newbie doodoo
on: April 16, 2007, 08:21:43 am
Hi everyone...not sure where to post this...

Just wanted to say thanks for your efforts on the site/projects. Definite newbie to all of this - became interested in freespace 2 - and here you were! :>> ;)
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Offline redsniper

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Re: newbie doodoo
Reply #1 on: April 16, 2007, 10:53:42 am
:welcome:
Exits are to the sides and rear, non-working water-filled flamethrowers are located under the seats. The lockers up front contain shotguns and plasma rifles in case of a real emergency, but they can only be opened by an Admin, [V]-God, or hyperintelligent shade of the color blue. If you go crawling in the air ducts and encounter Carl the Shivan, he might let you go if you give him you lunch. Don't try to enter the control room as it is guarded by subspatial claymore mines. Don't ask about FS3; it's not happening and we're not going to make it ourselves. Don't ask about Derek Smart. Don't listen to takashi. Read karajorma's FAQ. beam-free-all

Thank you, and enjoy our stay :D
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Offline Wobble73

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Re: newbie doodoo
Reply #2 on: April 16, 2007, 10:57:16 am
???? :wtf:

 :confused:


I'm sure I've already welcomed this guy! I even mentioned I stood in some doodoo this morning, yet my post has mysteriously disappeared????


What's going on!???? :hopping:
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Offline Snail

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Re: newbie doodoo
Reply #3 on: April 16, 2007, 11:44:50 am
THIS IS MY EVIL PLAN!!!


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! ha.


:ha:





Okay, I had absolutely nothing to do with him posting double threads...
 

Offline jr2

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Re: newbie doodoo
Reply #4 on: April 16, 2007, 11:52:20 am
Quote from: Wobble73 on April 16, 2007, 10:57:16 am
???? :wtf:

 :confused:


I'm sure I've already welcomed this guy! I even mentioned I stood in some doodoo this morning, yet my post has mysteriously disappeared????


What's going on!???? :hopping:

*snort*  Post count.  Remember?
 

Offline Kilocmdr Lin

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Re: newbie doodoo
Reply #5 on: April 16, 2007, 07:43:45 pm
Quote from: redsniper on April 16, 2007, 10:53:42 am
Don't try to enter the control room as it is guarded by subspatial claymore mines.

Don't you know you can by pass subspatial mines by using a subspace feild generator and a variable phase inverter. :rolleyes:
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Offline Grey Wolf

Re: newbie doodoo
Reply #6 on: April 16, 2007, 08:46:41 pm
Whatever happened to just keeping the shotguns under the seats? We never had a problem with it back then.
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw
 

Offline Zeronet

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Re: newbie doodoo
Reply #7 on: April 16, 2007, 08:47:15 pm
Your all newbies  Cept Grey Wolf   :shaking:
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Offline Grey Wolf

Re: newbie doodoo
Reply #8 on: April 16, 2007, 08:48:08 pm
What are you talking about, Zeronet? I predate you by six months.

EDIT: Nice edit.
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw
 

Offline Thor

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Re: newbie doodoo
Reply #9 on: April 16, 2007, 10:39:18 pm
welcome!
I can't believe my profile is still active... member since  July 25, 2002
 

Offline Turambar

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Re: newbie doodoo
Reply #10 on: April 16, 2007, 11:01:21 pm
do i count as a noobie still?

i may not have the post count, but ive been here awhile and i got teh sk1llz
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Offline Charismatic

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Re: newbie doodoo
Reply #11 on: April 16, 2007, 11:04:00 pm
Quote from: Turambar on April 16, 2007, 11:01:21 pm
do i count as a noobie still?

i may not have the post count, but ive been here awhile and i got teh sk1llz

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Offline redsniper

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Re: newbie doodoo
Reply #12 on: April 16, 2007, 11:09:56 pm
Awww, I'm still a newb?
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Offline Grey Wolf

Re: newbie doodoo
Reply #13 on: April 16, 2007, 11:22:02 pm
Yep. You're all 2003 and newer, so you're all newbs
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Re: newbie doodoo
Reply #14 on: April 17, 2007, 02:52:46 am
Quote from: Grey Wolf on April 16, 2007, 11:22:02 pm
Yep. You're all 2003 and newer, so you're all newbs

Yer mom's a newb.
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Offline redsniper

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Re: newbie doodoo
Reply #15 on: April 17, 2007, 03:56:33 pm
Man, I was around for HLP 1.0. dynamic.gamespy.com/hlp or whatever it was, back when we had a Freelancer board and the main page was all ghetto, and glowmaps were the coolest thing EVAR! and all that.
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No war; think about happy things."   -WouterSmitssm

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Re: newbie doodoo
Reply #16 on: April 17, 2007, 04:16:17 pm
Back when 3dap.com/hlp was the shortest URL to get to us. :) Not that hard-light.net is shorter, but still... :p

Oh, and we were on dynamic4 for the longest time until GS screwed their servers up, and then you could access us from any dynamic# server. :)
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

Offline Grey Wolf

Re: newbie doodoo
Reply #17 on: April 17, 2007, 06:13:40 pm
Remember back when we had an I-War board?
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Re: newbie doodoo
Reply #18 on: April 17, 2007, 06:17:53 pm
Yep. I remember back before we had an I-War board, too. :p
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

Offline Grey Wolf

Re: newbie doodoo
Reply #19 on: April 17, 2007, 06:39:49 pm
Given that I was here before you, my memory must be going :p
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw
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