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Offline Prophet

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Re: Worst First Date Stories
And love has nothing to do with dating.
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Offline Flipside

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Heh, if I had a dollar for every time I've been turned down I'd have rather a lot of useless coins that I'd have to take to the bank. ;)

 

Offline karajorma

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"so, when i said yes, I didn't realize this was a date...I'm not interested in seeing anyone."

So doggie style it is! :p
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Offline Colonol Dekker

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I'm still bitter from my break-up, so i hate all women apart from quiet sluttish ones..........If i get layed on the first meeting then its not a date, so i've not dated mush......
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Offline Polpolion

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Heh, if I had a dollar for every time I've been turned down I'd have rather a lot of useless coins that I'd have to take to the bank. ;)

If I had a dollar for every time I've been turned down I'd be broke. But I would also be broke if I had a dollar for every time I asked someone out. :/

 
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Hmm, is he a computer geek?  If so, does he know about FS:SCP?  *prods haloboy*  Go get'em!  :lol:

Nah, i tried to get him into Freespace. He got interested...but only because of the star fox: shadows of lylat mod  :doubt:

go figure. He hates me now, and he never gave it any second thought anyway.
Fun while it lasted.

Then bitter.

 

Offline Flipside

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Heh, if I had a dollar for every time I've been turned down I'd have rather a lot of useless coins that I'd have to take to the bank. ;)

If I had a dollar for every time I've been turned down I'd be broke. But I would also be broke if I had a dollar for every time I asked someone out. :/

First rule of Dating, don't ask, don't get ;) Admittedly sometimes, you'll ask for a date, and get a refusal, but for my part, I'd rather know than be wondering whether someone liked me for ages, I'm not a big fan of mysteries, so I tended to just go ask the source rather than chew my nails over it ;)

 

Offline Polpolion

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All the girls I know are really annoying. Even the good looking ones. :(

 

Offline Flipside

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:lol: Don't expect that to change :nervous:

 

Offline Polpolion

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You think there would be at least a few sane women at a high school with 6000 people. But I guess I could be the crazy one. Considering what I do for extracurricular activities and in my free time, that would be more likely.

Wow. Rapid posting!

 

Offline Desert Tyrant

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I'm 25, and I have never dated.  I win :(.
Idiot.  **** you.

 

Offline Nuclear1

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I'm 25, and I have never dated.  I win :(.
Idiot.  **** you.
What the hell?

Ease up, seriously.  I don't know what the deal is between you two, but just drop it.
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Offline Flipside

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I sense a Monkeying on the horizon if people can't behave like adults, that's 2 threads this has now happened in, and if there's one thing I know, it's that spreading this kind of crap all over the board is not looked upon kindly.

You have been warned.

 

Offline Alikchi

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You think there would be at least a few sane women at a high school with 6000 people. But I guess I could be the crazy one. Considering what I do for extracurricular activities and in my free time, that would be more likely.

Wow. Rapid posting!

There are no sane high school girls.

Sanity develops in females during your second semester of college.
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Offline Dark RevenantX

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Re: Worst First Date Stories
I will quote someone whom I forgot the name of:

Pick two.
•She's stable
•She's pretty
•She's available

 

Offline Desert Tyrant

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I sense a Monkeying on the horizon if people can't behave like adults, that's 2 threads this has now happened in, and if there's one thing I know, it's that spreading this kind of crap all over the board is not looked upon kindly.

You have been warned.

Let me explain.  I tried being civil, after that stupid faux Flame war I had with Cobra.  The person decides 'Hey, let's still call him an idiot!!!111'  Excuse me for not taking that kind of ****.  I suppose I can apologize to the rest of the forum members for this crap.  Just don't expect me to take what are cleary attemps to flame lying down.

 

Offline Mefustae

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Let me explain.  I tried being civil, after that stupid faux Flame war I had with Cobra.  The person decides 'Hey, let's still call him an idiot!!!111'  Excuse me for not taking that kind of ****.  I suppose I can apologize to the rest of the forum members for this crap.  Just don't expect me to take what are cleary attemps to flame lying down.
Stick to PMs next time. The rest of us have neither the time nor the inclination to have to deal with your gripes cluttering up unrelated threads.

  

Offline Scuddie

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I sense a Monkeying on the horizon if people can't behave like adults, that's 2 threads this has now happened in, and if there's one thing I know, it's that spreading this kind of crap all over the board is not looked upon kindly.

You have been warned.
Thank you. 

Agreed.  IF somebody has **** to say to me, use the PM box.
You should have thought about that before you decided to stir **** up in the OSNAP (?) thread.  Great way to demonstrate to everyone your intelligence there, pal.

Oh, that reminds me.  I would say to add intelligence to that list of of things to pick, and to pick three.  Many women have the very invalid idea that the more 'bimbo'-like a woman is, the more men are attracted to her.  I would be one to vouch the opposite.  I cannot stand ladies who are dumber than average, let alone dumber than Southern Californians...

Meh, maybe my standards are set too high.
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Offline Desert Tyrant

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Agreed.  IF somebody has **** to say to me, use the PM box.
You should have thought about that before you decided to stir **** up in the OSNAP (?) thread.  Great way to demonstrate to everyone your intelligence there, pal.

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I see that being civil is self-defeating.  I actually am still learning, ok, so stop giving me crap. 

Way to be civil, eh :rolleyes:

 

Offline Fineus

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Le sigh.

If this is still going on when I return from the trip I'm about to go on, there will of course be the mandatory punishments given out to those who couldn't stop flaming eachother. Consider yourselves formally noticed / warned etc. Thank you.