Oh my frickin god. . . The only Reason i'm posting this is because i'm so freakin proud of myself. But i'm officially going out with one of the top five girls of the company hot list. . . . A few drinks and a few begged cigarettes, what can I say, i'm an easy lay. She didn't have to give me all that but i'm not that picky

currently post drink induced shag. . . .anyone on IRC will know who i'm on about. The phrase "easier than a two piece jigsaw " was mentioned. But now I realise I meant myself

35 is the sexiest age i've ever been in contact with for a female. Omg. So lucky. I give it a week realistically knowing myself. On that note, give it a bit longer til I add to 'long patrol' as i'll be having lots of sex

also no moderation for at least a week

at least from me, no reason to mess about.