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Offline Scotty

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Re: Wh473v3r H4pp3n$ 1n ¥0µr £1ƒ3: ƒ0r3v3r
Reply #7160 on: November 21, 2009, 11:04:58 am
Uncle Vanya? :nervous: Seems like it could fit in there... somewhere.

Currently trying to get all of the ODST firefight acheivements. Only four more to go :D

EDIT:  Three :)
« Last Edit: November 21, 2009, 01:23:13 pm by Scotty »
 

Offline iamzack

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Re: Wh473v3r H4pp3n$ 1n ¥0µr £1ƒ3: ƒ0r3v3r
Reply #7161 on: November 21, 2009, 02:30:56 pm
A dude came into my McDonalds yesterday with no right eye (no glass eye or patch over it or anything). I wouldn't have said anything, but he was also wearing biking shorts and had blood all over his face including one nasty looking wound on his chin. Again, no bandages or anything, just drying blood.

He seemed totally oblivious and just ordered a burrito and left.

What. The ****.
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Re: Wh473v3r H4pp3n$ 1n ¥0µr £1ƒ3: ƒ0r3v3r
Reply #7162 on: November 21, 2009, 02:36:21 pm
Poor guy. Maybe he already had a false eye and lost it in an accident. Then again, I'd imagine that could still be very painful and messy too.
« Last Edit: November 21, 2009, 02:42:18 pm by lostllama »
 

Offline iamzack

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Re: Wh473v3r H4pp3n$ 1n ¥0µr £1ƒ3: ƒ0r3v3r
Reply #7163 on: November 21, 2009, 02:42:16 pm
Even if that's the case, what the **** was he doing in McDonalds ordering a burrito?
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

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Re: Wh473v3r H4pp3n$ 1n ¥0µr £1ƒ3: ƒ0r3v3r
Reply #7164 on: November 21, 2009, 02:44:30 pm
Maybe to calm the shock of having being involved in an accident? Eating can do that. But still, yeah, that doesn't seem too likely an explanation. He should've been asking for First Aid at least.
« Last Edit: November 21, 2009, 02:48:38 pm by lostllama »
 

Offline Rian

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Re: Wh473v3r H4pp3n$ 1n ¥0µr £1ƒ3: ƒ0r3v3r
Reply #7165 on: November 21, 2009, 03:51:23 pm
Performance art?
 

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Re: Wh473v3r H4pp3n$ 1n ¥0µr £1ƒ3: ƒ0r3v3r
Reply #7166 on: November 21, 2009, 04:00:47 pm
The only thing I came up with was that he got in some kind of accident and was either so in shock that he decided he needed a burrito and I should have called 911 for him, or he already had no eye and all the blood was from the cut on his chin (I didn't see any other notable wounds on his face) and the cut wasn't as bad as it looked.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline MR_T3D

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Re: Wh473v3r H4pp3n$ 1n ¥0µr £1ƒ3: ƒ0r3v3r
Reply #7167 on: November 21, 2009, 04:17:30 pm
whoa,  whoa,  whoa,  whoa,  whoa, 
-slow down-
McD's sells burritos!??!

In all seriousness, that's ****ed up, I'd LIKE to say its a practical joke, and hope so, for his sake.
 

Offline Thaeris

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Re: Wh473v3r H4pp3n$ 1n ¥0µr £1ƒ3: ƒ0r3v3r
Reply #7168 on: November 21, 2009, 08:01:13 pm
We just finished putting steel on the barn...

[Insert YEAHHHH!!! beam here.]

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It's the Duke Nukem Forever of prophecies..."


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Everyone else takes normal damage."

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Offline Bob-san

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Re: Wh473v3r H4pp3n$ 1n ¥0µr £1ƒ3: ƒ0r3v3r
Reply #7169 on: November 21, 2009, 09:50:10 pm
I moved to New York.
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Offline MR_T3D

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Re: Wh473v3r H4pp3n$ 1n ¥0µr £1ƒ3: ƒ0r3v3r
Reply #7170 on: November 22, 2009, 12:52:37 am
I can't decide which girl i want ot make moar than friends right now.
each has sepcial stuff,
-one is my prom date from last spring, shot me down, but we both are at same university, she totally shot me down last spring, but now, since i've came of age, we've become rather good friends, and i feel some signals fro herm....
-other has the same rather bad Tuesday schedule as me, and we ahve had a good bit of fun recently, but, during this weekend, we haven't done anything...
-other is my dorm neighbor, felt something during soem welcome week party, her birthday was yesterday , i went out with neighboer girls tosuprise b-day party,(21st), doesn't really appear to be interested, though... given i texted her to ask if she wanted to meet upm in common room, no reply.. :doubt:
I'm leaning toward "tuesday" ATM, and think i'll make the move this tuesday, otherwise i'll go back to girl from hometyown... the problem is thta i feel like i'm betraying the others if i chose one,, or at least that's been the excuse i've been using as of late to not truely ask any of thes fine young ladies out....
and if you can't already tell from this post's grammar (firefox helps spelling!), I've had a moderate amount to drink.
ALSO, FOR THE RECORD: Each are of similiar physical attractiveness, so don't tell me to be shallow and use thta to decide..
 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Wh473v3r H4pp3n$ 1n ¥0µr £1ƒ3: ƒ0r3v3r
Reply #7171 on: November 22, 2009, 01:06:51 am
Someone apparently forgot to mention the voice credits for Dragon Age to Alessia, or she managed to forget, as she said something along the lines of "That's an interesting outfi-HOLY**** THAT'S CLAUDIA BLACK."

For my part though, the game seems weirdly derivative, half NWN, half KotoR, and I keep seeing Lulu when I look at Morrigan for some reason. It's not bad, that way, it's just weird.
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Re: Wh473v3r H4pp3n$ 1n ¥0µr £1ƒ3: ƒ0r3v3r
Reply #7172 on: November 22, 2009, 03:43:25 am
Quote from: ssmit132 on November 21, 2009, 07:46:23 am
No, gout is caused by an excess of good living! :p Kudos if you get the reference.
Quote from: Scotty on November 21, 2009, 11:04:58 am
Uncle Vanya? :nervous: Seems like it could fit in there... somewhere.
No, it was Keeping Up Apperances.
 

Offline stuart133

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Re: Wh473v3r H4pp3n$ 1n ¥0µr £1ƒ3: ƒ0r3v3r
Reply #7173 on: November 22, 2009, 11:59:02 am
Just got back from paintballing, in a rather large amount of pain right now. :D :D
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Stuart you're running this one now ain't ya? So get choosing. :p
 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: Wh473v3r H4pp3n$ 1n ¥0µr £1ƒ3: ƒ0r3v3r
Reply #7174 on: November 23, 2009, 02:36:21 am
Eh, that's part of the fun. :P
 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Wh473v3r H4pp3n$ 1n ¥0µr £1ƒ3: ƒ0r3v3r
Reply #7175 on: November 23, 2009, 03:23:53 am
Personally, the fun part of paintball is the extreme sense of safety you get compared to real combat.
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Wh473v3r H4pp3n$ 1n ¥0µr £1ƒ3: ƒ0r3v3r
Reply #7176 on: November 23, 2009, 03:29:06 am
Quote from: Colonol Dekker on November 23, 2009, 03:23:53 am
Personally, the fun part of paintball is the extreme sense of safety you get compared to real combat.

This would only be true for a servicemember.
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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Wh473v3r H4pp3n$ 1n ¥0µr £1ƒ3: ƒ0r3v3r
Reply #7177 on: November 23, 2009, 03:34:51 am
Quote
personally

 
Sitting there with a massive cheery grin as my mates who went into retail in JD sports and the like were bricking it. That's one of my fondest civilian memories.
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
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Re: Wh473v3r H4pp3n$ 1n ¥0µr £1ƒ3: ƒ0r3v3r
Reply #7178 on: November 23, 2009, 08:48:01 am
I somehow managed to crash svchost.exe.
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Re: Wh473v3r H4pp3n$ 1n ¥0µr £1ƒ3: ƒ0r3v3r
Reply #7179 on: November 23, 2009, 02:26:51 pm
I GOT INTO NCSU FOR SPRING SEMESTER **** YEAH
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