[Mars]

...managed to roll a natrual 20 and hit an F-16 with an RPG rocket...

Now that's a golden BB

[Stormkeeper]

...managed to roll a natrual 20 and hit an F-16 with an RPG rocket...

Now that's a golden BB

I'll say.

My office is godsdamned dusty. The lights are dusty, the air con is dusty (and cold, its like working in a blizzard 24/7) and the office has lousy air circulation.

[Mars]

You're 18, and you have an office? 

[Colonol Dekker]

Tea boys need to sit down too, health and safety equal rights etc...

[Stormkeeper]

Actually, I'm working at a temp job processing insurance claims and patient refunds at a hospital.

[NGTM-1R]

Actually, I'm working at a temp job processing insurance claims and patient refunds at a hospital.

Not that bad. At least you aren't dealing with customers directly.

[Stormkeeper]

Heh. Only cause I'm not supposed to pick up the phone. Apparently my department has the highest staff turnover, because of the stress level.

[Androgeos Exeunt]

I'm meeting an old friend of mine. Her birthday's tomorrow, but I have something on tomorrow, so I can't give her her birthday present tomorrow, so I figured I should give it to her today.

I did the wrapping ten hours ago.

[Stormkeeper]

I tend to bother more about girls' birthdays than guys.

[Bob-san]

I made plans the other day: over winter break, my friend Alex and I are going to go to an Italian place and put an order in for our favorite food: pizza and massacre wings. Oh and I was at my friend Hilary's room. The topic of hot sauce came up, so I went to my room and grabbed a 5oz bottle of Blair's Mega Death. Somehow she got it in her nose, and it was "burning" for the better part of an hour. Yeah--it was funny. And I had some of that hot sauce the other day on some bland rotisserie chicken... it was good and the little bit I had was some real heat. $10 well spent.

[Aardwolf]

Someone should make pure capsaicin as a sauce...

[Stormkeeper]

HAH! I, the great and magnificent Stormkeeper, burned out my office screen.

[ShadowGorrath]

Writing a physics test, kinda.

[Stormkeeper]

3 minutes till I knock off. I don't feel much like working anymore.

[Colonol Dekker]

Heh. Only cause I'm not supposed to pick up the phone. Apparently my department has the highest staff turnover, because of the stress level.

I'd have thought casualty staff have higher stress levels.

[Androgeos Exeunt]

I've passed my present to her.

Now I can relax for a little space.

[Gortef]

Listening the radio and browsing 4chan. There has been another shootout in school here in Finland. Best rumours of the situation at the moment are: 3 dead, several injured, shooter injured (failed to shoot himself) and in custody and the school is on fire.

Why 4chan? Because all the web pages of the Finnish media are overcrowded and ssslllllllooooooowwww and all the rumours come to there including trolls and rolls.

[Grizzly]

There has been another shootout in school here in Finland. Best rumours of the situation at the moment are: 3 dead, several injured, shooter injured (failed to shoot himself) and in custody and the school is on fire.

...

How do  you put an school on fire with a pistol?

[Androgeos Exeunt]

...

How do  you put an school on fire with a pistol?

Hmm...shoot the stoves of the school's canteen?

[Bob-san]

Someone should make pure capsaicin as a sauce...

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