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Offline iamzack

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Wife: Nuke Likes Title Changes!!!!!!!!
i've been sitting in a dark basement doing math (and by doing i do not mean 'reading about') for almost 9 hours straight, with one short bathroom break

my hand hurts
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Offline LordMelvin

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Re: Whatever Happens In Highlander: The Quickening!!
My back still hurts, my pants are still a bit damp.
:wtf:

anywaaaaay...

I've spent most of the evening trying to figure out who would win in a fight, Heinlein's Mobile Infantry (from Starship Troopers the book) or Dickson's Dorsai (from Dorsai!)
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Offline Thaeris

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Wife: Nuke Likes Title Changes!!!!!!!!
My back still hurts, my pants are still a bit damp.
:wtf:

anywaaaaay...

I've spent most of the evening trying to figure out who would win in a fight, Heinlein's Mobile Infantry (from Starship Troopers the book) or Dickson's Dorsai (from Dorsai!)

What about raging, angry Fremen from Dune?

 :p
"trolls are clearly social rejects and therefore should be isolated from society, or perhaps impaled."

-Nuke



"Look on the bright side, how many release dates have been given for Doomsday, and it still isn't out yet.

It's the Duke Nukem Forever of prophecies..."


"Jesus saves.

Everyone else takes normal damage.
"

-Flipside

"pirating software is a lesser evil than stealing but its still evil. but since i pride myself for being evil, almost anything is fair game."


"i never understood why women get the creeps so ****ing easily. i mean most serial killers act perfectly normal, until they kill you."


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Offline Turambar

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Wife: Nuke Likes Title Changes!!!!!!!!
SPARTANS (ancient greek, HALO, or mixed unit)
10:55:48   TurambarBlade: i've been selecting my generals based on how much i like their hats
10:55:55   HerraTohtori: me too!
10:56:01   HerraTohtori: :D

 

Offline LordMelvin

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Wife: Nuke Likes Title Changes!!!!!!!!
SPARTANS (ancient greek, HALO, or mixed unit)

I guess it all comes down to equipment, if you're going that far... so lets say it's a pseudo-triathlon - run a marathon, swim a reasonably long distance, and then win a knife fight. You can bring your own knife (no more than 20cm blade, will be checked for poison), clothing not to exceed (or be less than... oh, god, my eyes...) reasonably sized shorts, and sandals.

Spartans(greek): bonus for being used to working at this tech level, penalty for being less "futurekind-evolutionized" than the far future types+-
Spartans(halo): penalty for not having their armor, penalty for not having their guns.--
Fremen: Bonus for being badass, bonus for being born knife fighters, penalty for water-freaking-out-ness-ness(isthataword?)++-
Dorsai: Bonus for being badass, bonus for being hyperspecialized soldiers ++
Mobile Infantry: Penalty for not having their jump-jetting minimechs with nuclear RPG launchers, bonus for being trained by that dude Zim to be badass anyway +-

so, halo loses because I tweaked the rules against them (Rules? What rules?) the MI and GreekSpartans wind up taking each other out in the semifinals, leaving the Fremen and Dorsai. Unfortunately, Stilgar slips on the wet ground near the water, giving juuuuuust enough of an opening for Graeme to win the day.

Damn. I should have made it something that didnt' involve swimming. Oh, well. Duncan Idaho will totally take him out in the rematch...
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Offline Scotty

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Wife: Nuke Likes Title Changes!!!!!!!!
Spartans (Halo) also have the cybernetic augmentations and 25 years of combat experience.

 
Re: Whatever Happens In Your Wife: Nuke Likes Title Changes!!!!!!!!
Yeah, and Heinlein's M.I. are trained to be lethal with anything from their bare hands to loops of wire.  Plus the training is so brutal only about 1-in-10 makes it all the way.  In the book it says 2,009 men were in Rico's training company, and only 187 graduated to be full M.I., with 14 fatalities during training, one executed for high crimes, and the rest dropping out.
17:37:02   Quanto: I want to have sexual intercourse with every space elf in existence
17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
17:37:22   Quanto: its not gay if its an elf

[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

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[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems

 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Wife: Nuke Likes Title Changes!!!!!!!!
The SPARTAN training (or Spartan training for that matter) is definitely tougher than Heinlein's MI.

Compared to the former two the MI is piss-easy.

 

Offline Thaeris

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Wife: Nuke Likes Title Changes!!!!!!!!
Damn. I should have made it something that didnt' involve swimming. Oh, well. Duncan Idaho will totally take him out in the rematch...

You know, after six novels, Duncan Idaho got pretty old. Miles Teg would kick his ass.  :lol:
"trolls are clearly social rejects and therefore should be isolated from society, or perhaps impaled."

-Nuke



"Look on the bright side, how many release dates have been given for Doomsday, and it still isn't out yet.

It's the Duke Nukem Forever of prophecies..."


"Jesus saves.

Everyone else takes normal damage.
"

-Flipside

"pirating software is a lesser evil than stealing but its still evil. but since i pride myself for being evil, almost anything is fair game."


"i never understood why women get the creeps so ****ing easily. i mean most serial killers act perfectly normal, until they kill you."


-Nuke

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Wife: Nuke Likes Title Changes!!!!!!!!
Compared to the former two the MI is piss-easy.

One could argue that any training program which is actually lethal to the majority of those who undertake it is fundementally broken.

After all, the problem both forms of Spartan faced in the end was that there weren't enough of them. This cannot really be said of the M.I., though I suspect any program to produce basic infantry that washes out so many is probably also broken.
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Offline General Battuta

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Wife: Nuke Likes Title Changes!!!!!!!!
Oh, I wouldn't disagree.

 

Offline esarai

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Wife: Nuke Likes Title Changes!!!!!!!!
After having left this thread alone for approximately 150 pages worth of whatever the crap it is that goes on in here, it is time for an update.

College applications have paid off, and the decisions are coming through.  I applied to University of Colorado, Grinnell, Oberlin, Vassar, Williams, Stanford, Harvard, Amherst and Reed. 

So far I have heard from eight schools, and have been accepted to Reed, Amherst, Grinnell, Oberlin, Vassar and CU. I have been rejected from Stanford and Williams.  How this happened I have no clue.  My SAT II's are all 700 or above, and I scored a cumulative 34 on the ACT.  Perhaps it was grades... but whatev.  I don't really care.  I made it into Reed and Amherst, and they were higher up on my list than Stanford and Williams.

All I need now is Harvard's decision, and the process will be complete.  I should hear by Thursday.

Wish me luck!
<Nuclear>   truth: the good samaritan actually checked for proof of citizenship and health insurance
<Axem>   did anyone catch jesus' birth certificate?
<Nuclear>   and jesus didnt actually give the 5000 their fish...he gave it to the romans and let it trickle down
<Axem>and he was totally pro tax breaks
<Axem>he threw out all those tax collectors at the temple
<Nuclear>   he drove a V8 camel too
<Nuclear>   with a sword rack for his fully-automatic daggers

Esarai: hey gaiz, what's a good improvised, final attack for a ship fighting to buy others time to escape to use?
RangerKarl|AtWork: stick your penis in the warp core
DarthGeek: no don't do that
amki: don't EVER do that

 

Offline Nuclear1

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Wife: Nuke Likes Title Changes!!!!!!!!
Bad Nuke, bad title changing Nuke.  :mad:

Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!

 

Offline Bob-san

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Re: Whatever Happens In Highlander: The Quickening!!
My back still hurts, my pants are still a bit damp.
:wtf:

anywaaaaay...

I've spent most of the evening trying to figure out who would win in a fight, Heinlein's Mobile Infantry (from Starship Troopers the book) or Dickson's Dorsai (from Dorsai!)
Rain in New England. And considering I don't have rubber boots that come up to my knees, not that it would have helped much. We got over 3" of rain yesterday. When I went to class at 11:30, it was particularly bad and I had to walk about 6 blocks to the academic building.
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GTSVA: With who...?
Nuke: chewbacca?
Bob-san: The Rancor.

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Wife: Dekker Likes Transvestism and death metal!!!!!!!!
I would.
If you can't make the grade, perform at the required level then you don't deserve the title.
 
 
Simple.
 
 
 
Ps spartans are augmented fakes. MI are all natural. :nervous:
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

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Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Offline Klaustrophobia

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Wife: Nuke Likes Title Changes!!!!!!!!
After having left this thread alone for approximately 150 pages worth of whatever the crap it is that goes on in here, it is time for an update.

College applications have paid off, and the decisions are coming through.  I applied to University of Colorado, Grinnell, Oberlin, Vassar, Williams, Stanford, Harvard, Amherst and Reed. 

So far I have heard from eight schools, and have been accepted to Reed, Amherst, Grinnell, Oberlin, Vassar and CU. I have been rejected from Stanford and Williams.  How this happened I have no clue.  My SAT II's are all 700 or above, and I scored a cumulative 34 on the ACT.  Perhaps it was grades... but whatev.  I don't really care.  I made it into Reed and Amherst, and they were higher up on my list than Stanford and Williams.

All I need now is Harvard's decision, and the process will be complete.  I should hear by Thursday.

Wish me luck!

exam scores are only a VERY small part of what goes into admissions.

one of the professors in my department is all pissed at our senior design group now, because the lab we have to use has been dirty and disordered for the past 5 years due to grad student use.  i'm rather pissed that we are taking the heat for it.  and before anyone suggests it, this is NOT a guy you correct or make anything that could possibly be construed as an excuse to. 
I like to stare at the sun.

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Blah Blah Blah. Bob-sans crazy party thread.
You worked in a dirty lab? I can't stand messy mess. Even I didn't make it I still maintain efficient workspace.
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
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Offline Gortef

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Blah Blah Blah. Bob-sans crazy party thread.
Well feck.. the insides work just fine but my previous dual boot installation (XP+Win7) fcuked up the bootmgr... it wont boot into Win unless there is a bootable disk inside the optical drive (no bootmgrs or boot folders in C: drive).
Gnnnghhhhgh... I guess I need to erase all the bootthingies and try to repair the System Boot from the Win install disk and bootrec.
Habeeb it...

 

Offline Klaustrophobia

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Blah Blah Blah. Bob-sans crazy party thread.
You worked in a dirty lab? I can't stand messy mess. Even I didn't make it I still maintain efficient workspace.

i use the term "lab" loosely.  it's really the old reactor bay where they've kluged together some high voltage supplies, vacuum systems, and called it a plasma lab.  it much more resembles a machine shop.
I like to stare at the sun.

 

Offline Snail

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Blah Blah Blah. Bob-sans crazy party thread.
I got killed too many times playing MW2, so I decided to do some stress relief by killing as many civilians as possible in 'No Russian'.


Then studying.