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Offline SpardaSon21

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10580 on: June 17, 2010, 11:06:07 pm
Lakers 83

Celtics 79

SUCK IT, BEANTOWN!
17:37:02   Quanto: I want to have sexual intercourse with every space elf in existence
17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
17:37:22   Quanto: its not gay if its an elf

[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

See what you're missing in #WoD and #Fsquest?

[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems
 

Offline Sololop

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10581 on: June 17, 2010, 11:27:42 pm
My friend is getting disgusting, obscene texts literally every 10 minutes or so from a guy she cant remember meeting, for the last 3 days now.

She is just annoyed, but I can't help but be extremely uncomfortable.
 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10582 on: June 18, 2010, 01:35:23 am
Been gym.
Had shower. Eating now.
 
 
Looking at telly.
 
 
 
 
Morning telly's ****.
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The only good Zod is a dead Zod
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Offline Dilmah G

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10583 on: June 18, 2010, 06:20:08 am
Quote from: Sololop on June 17, 2010, 11:27:42 pm
My friend is getting disgusting, obscene texts literally every 10 minutes or so from a guy she cant remember meeting, for the last 3 days now.

She is just annoyed, but I can't help but be extremely uncomfortable.
Get the boys -> Show him justice?
 

Offline Sololop

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10584 on: June 18, 2010, 09:51:33 am
Yes, I do believe it is time for some Indiscriminate Justice.

In other news, I start my runs today. Goal is 5k by end of summer.
 

Offline Nuke

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10585 on: June 18, 2010, 05:00:39 pm
Quote from: iamzack on June 17, 2010, 10:18:31 pm
This is my kitten having a kittensnack:



awww kitties
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Nuke's Scripting SVN
 

Offline Klaustrophobia

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10586 on: June 18, 2010, 05:20:45 pm
cats are evil creatures.
I like to stare at the sun.
 

Offline Bob-san

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10587 on: June 18, 2010, 08:16:16 pm


Aww, cute!



In other news, I did more work on a porch and helped put up a custom fence door.
NGTM-1R: Currently considering spending the rest of the day in bed cuddling.
GTSVA: With who...?
Nuke: chewbacca?
Bob-san: The Rancor.
 

Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10588 on: June 19, 2010, 12:04:10 am
I'm trying to find some old stuff that I archived years ago in one of my CD backups. I'm now distracted by some really old music I converted from WildTangent's games.
* Androgeos Exeunt listens to the menu music from Blasterball 2: Holidays over and over again.
My blog

Quote: Tuesday, 3 October 2023 0133 UTC +8, #general
MP-Ryan
Oh you still believe in fairy tales like Santa, the Easter Bunny, and free market competition principles?
 

Offline Hades

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10589 on: June 19, 2010, 01:01:22 pm
I hate my mom, I might end up hitting her if she tries to hurt me again. :doubt:
[22:29] <sigtau> Hello, #hard-light?  I'm trying to tell a girl she looks really good for someone who doesn't exercise.  How do I word that non-offensively?
[22:29] <RangerKarl|AtWork> "you look like a big tasty muffin"
----
<batwota> wouldn’t that mean that it’s prepared to kiss your ass if you flank it :p
<batwota> wow
<batwota> KILL
 

Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10590 on: June 19, 2010, 01:42:59 pm
I went out to watch The A-Team with my friends today. Nothing really impressive; I spent about a quarter of the time trying to figure out how some of the scenes were done in 3D modelling or compositing.
My blog

Quote: Tuesday, 3 October 2023 0133 UTC +8, #general
MP-Ryan
Oh you still believe in fairy tales like Santa, the Easter Bunny, and free market competition principles?
 

Offline Snail

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10591 on: June 19, 2010, 01:44:51 pm
Quote from: Hades on June 19, 2010, 01:01:22 pm
I hate my mom, I might end up hitting her if she tries to hurt me again. :doubt:
Call social services or something, dude.
 

Offline Nuke

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10592 on: June 19, 2010, 03:44:13 pm
Quote from: Hades on June 19, 2010, 01:01:22 pm
I hate my mom, I might end up hitting her if she tries to hurt me again. :doubt:

i beat my mom on a regular basis. the authorities never believe her.
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Nuke's Scripting SVN
 

Offline Hades

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10593 on: June 19, 2010, 06:16:38 pm
Yeah well, I live in Alabama where the adults are always given the benefit of the doubt.
[22:29] <sigtau> Hello, #hard-light?  I'm trying to tell a girl she looks really good for someone who doesn't exercise.  How do I word that non-offensively?
[22:29] <RangerKarl|AtWork> "you look like a big tasty muffin"
----
<batwota> wouldn’t that mean that it’s prepared to kiss your ass if you flank it :p
<batwota> wow
<batwota> KILL
 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10594 on: June 19, 2010, 06:57:31 pm
I think my face detection algorithm has achieved sentience: it detected bewbs from a picture.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []
 

Offline Nuke

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10595 on: June 19, 2010, 06:59:06 pm
Quote from: Hades on June 19, 2010, 06:16:38 pm
Yeah well, I live in Alabama where the adults are always given the benefit of the doubt.

ive been an adult for over a decade.
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Nuke's Scripting SVN
  

Offline SpardaSon21

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10596 on: June 19, 2010, 08:14:02 pm
Quote from: Jeff Vader on June 19, 2010, 06:57:31 pm
I think my face detection algorithm has achieved sentience: it detected bewbs from a picture.
Smart algorithm.
17:37:02   Quanto: I want to have sexual intercourse with every space elf in existence
17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
17:37:22   Quanto: its not gay if its an elf

[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

See what you're missing in #WoD and #Fsquest?

[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems
 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10597 on: June 19, 2010, 08:28:08 pm
If it was smart it wouldn't admit to staring.
« Last Edit: June 19, 2010, 08:54:24 pm by Dekker »
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
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Offline Thaeris

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10598 on: June 19, 2010, 08:49:21 pm
I'm in Grand Rapids, Michigan right now...
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"Look on the bright side, how many release dates have been given for Doomsday, and it still isn't out yet.

It's the Duke Nukem Forever of prophecies..."


"Jesus saves.

Everyone else takes normal damage."

-Flipside

"pirating software is a lesser evil than stealing but its still evil. but since i pride myself for being evil, almost anything is fair game."


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Offline SpardaSon21

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10599 on: June 19, 2010, 08:50:04 pm
Quote from: Dekker on June 19, 2010, 08:28:08 pm
If it was smart it wouldn't to staring.
She's a picture; do you think she cares if some horny algorithm is eying her?
17:37:02   Quanto: I want to have sexual intercourse with every space elf in existence
17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
17:37:22   Quanto: its not gay if its an elf

[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

See what you're missing in #WoD and #Fsquest?

[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems
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