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Offline Klaustrophobia

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10700 on: June 25, 2010, 03:37:09 am
i'm working a summer camp at skool where they teach high school kids nuclear stuff.  kinda pissed that i have to make a 6 hour round trip tomorrow just to give some guy my drivers license.
I like to stare at the sun.
 

Offline TopAce

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10701 on: June 25, 2010, 05:05:30 am
Quote from: General Battuta on June 25, 2010, 02:31:30 am
I stood on a street corner asking people for money and they gave me $500!

Damn I'm good.

Was this a psychological experiment or just for fun?

Either way, I'm migrating to your city. :D
My community contributions - Get my campaigns from here.

I already announced my retirement twice, yet here I am. If I bring up that topic again, don't believe a word.
 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10702 on: June 25, 2010, 05:54:27 am
I am being kept up by a misguided sense of loyalty.
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

A Feddie Story
 

Offline Nuclear1

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10703 on: June 25, 2010, 08:24:04 am
Quote from: General Battuta on June 25, 2010, 02:31:30 am
I stood on a street corner asking people for money and they gave me $500!

Damn I'm good.

Dammit battman stop stealing my customers
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
 

Offline iamzack

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10704 on: June 25, 2010, 09:53:23 am
my junk hurts
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline qazwsx

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10705 on: June 25, 2010, 11:03:46 am
<Achillion> I mean, it's not like he's shoving the brain-goo in a usb slot and praying to kurzweil to bring the singularity

<dsockwell> idk about you guys but the reason i follow God's law is so I can get my rocks off in the afterlife
 

Offline Snail

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10706 on: June 25, 2010, 11:30:32 am
Quote from: General Battuta on June 25, 2010, 02:31:30 am
I stood on a street corner asking people for money and they gave me $500!

Damn I'm good.
WTF? How did you manage that? At gunpoint? :wtf:
 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10707 on: June 25, 2010, 11:33:46 am
Quote from: General Battuta on June 25, 2010, 02:31:30 am
I stood on a street corner asking people for money and they gave me $500!

Damn I'm good.
Awright, that's it: I'm moving there. I currently make more or less $500 a month by studying hard.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []
 

Offline Ransom

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10708 on: June 25, 2010, 12:32:08 pm
somebody help my identity has been erased

i don't know what's real anymore
 

Offline Hero_Swe

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10709 on: June 25, 2010, 12:45:53 pm
Quote from: ​ on June 25, 2010, 12:32:08 pm
somebody help my identity has been erased

i don't know what's real anymore

Ok, no one freak out now. I'm sure there is a perfectly logical explanation behind this...
 

Offline Ransom

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10710 on: June 25, 2010, 12:50:02 pm
where am i

how did i get here

edit: where are my shoes
« Last Edit: June 25, 2010, 12:55:29 pm by ​ »
 

Offline iamzack

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10711 on: June 25, 2010, 01:19:37 pm
Quote from: ​ on June 25, 2010, 12:50:02 pm
where am i

how did i get here

edit: where are my shoes

wh..?
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10712 on: June 25, 2010, 01:22:32 pm
D: Someone broke Ransom.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []
 

Offline Snail

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10713 on: June 25, 2010, 01:24:39 pm
AWESOME
 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10714 on: June 25, 2010, 01:26:37 pm
This must be related to his new campaign................The one where you encounter a device or entity that warps reality then removes your title and memories..









And shoes :yes:



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Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The only good Zod is a dead Zod
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Offline StarSlayer

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10715 on: June 25, 2010, 02:00:36 pm
Quote from: General Battuta on June 25, 2010, 02:31:30 am
I stood on a street corner asking people for money and they gave me $500!

Damn I'm good.

That's impressive, for a while there when I was on site for a client near South Station I had to deal with that a lot.   The funny part is I think they were all going to the same place for their story since they all apparently "took a trip up here from New York for a job that fell through and now they had to get back else they'd get in trouble with their parole officer unless you gave them money for a train ticket." 

Eventually I learned to cock my head quizzically and demand "Spreken zie deutsch?"

The much more clever hustle was to actually dress up well to do and act like visiting business person that had accidentally left their wallet/id/money in a cab a needed to borrow some money while they got their situation back in order.
“Think lightly of yourself and deeply of the world”
 

Offline dragonsniper

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10716 on: June 25, 2010, 02:46:41 pm
An online clan I've been with for over a year now have broken up officially. :(
Do or do not, there is no try...
~HLP Member and Modder~
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Offline headdie

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10717 on: June 25, 2010, 02:58:29 pm
Quote from: dragonsniper on June 25, 2010, 02:46:41 pm
An online clan I've been with for over a year now have broken up officially. :(

thats a hard one, what game(s) were they in
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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10718 on: June 25, 2010, 02:59:27 pm
Quote from: dragonsniper on June 25, 2010, 02:46:41 pm
An online clan I've been with for over a year now have broken up officially. :(

 
 
I feel your pain.
I miss my old squad too. :(
LOA forever.
 
« Last Edit: June 25, 2010, 03:05:46 pm by Dekker »
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
http://badges.steamprofile.com/profile/default/steam/76561198011784807.png
 

Offline CP5670

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10719 on: June 25, 2010, 03:24:06 pm
I got a paper accepted this morning. :yes:

Quote
I feel your pain.
I miss my old squad too.
LOA forever.

I haven't kept up much with PV, SSC or the other guys I played with back then. I think SSC is into various MMOs these days.
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