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Offline Snail

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10720 on: June 25, 2010, 03:55:13 pm
now contemplating suicide (not having a very good day)
 

Offline Goober5000

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10721 on: June 25, 2010, 04:44:43 pm
Er, suicide is not the answer.  Is there someone you might be able to talk to about it?
 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10722 on: June 25, 2010, 05:04:36 pm
Yeah, talking helps.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []
 

Offline Snail

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10723 on: June 25, 2010, 05:05:04 pm
D:


But I don't like talking to people!
 

Offline Nuke

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10724 on: June 25, 2010, 05:08:20 pm
instead of killing yourself, maybe you should just kill them
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Nuke's Scripting SVN
 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10725 on: June 25, 2010, 05:11:54 pm
Quote from: Snail on June 25, 2010, 05:05:04 pm
D:


But I don't like talking to people!
Hmm. You could try eating a pack of crisps.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []
 

Offline qazwsx

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10726 on: June 25, 2010, 05:32:32 pm
Quote from: Jeff Vader on June 25, 2010, 05:11:54 pm
Quote from: Snail on June 25, 2010, 05:05:04 pm
D:


But I don't like talking to people!
Hmm. You could try eating a pack of crisps.

If you knew what was up with him now, that's the last thing on his mind :P
<Achillion> I mean, it's not like he's shoving the brain-goo in a usb slot and praying to kurzweil to bring the singularity

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Offline iamzack

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10727 on: June 25, 2010, 05:33:54 pm
Quote from: Snail on June 25, 2010, 03:55:13 pm
now contemplating suicide (not having a very good day)

torture a puppy or other small animal, that always helps me feel better
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Snail

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10728 on: June 25, 2010, 05:50:10 pm
Quote from: iamzack on June 25, 2010, 05:33:54 pm
Quote from: Snail on June 25, 2010, 03:55:13 pm
now contemplating suicide (not having a very good day)

torture a puppy or other small animal, that always helps me feel better
Humanity sucks :(
 

Offline redsniper

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10729 on: June 25, 2010, 05:55:44 pm
[15:20] <Snail> i think i have food poisoning
[15:20] <Snail> D:
[15:20] <redsniper> take tums
[15:20] <Snail> hurrgghgh
...
[15:20] <redsniper> or just go throw up and feel better
[15:20] <Snail> redsniper: D:
[15:21] <qazwsx> Snail: it's true
[15:21] <qazwsx> it works
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The future makes happy, if you make it yourself.
No war; think about happy things."   -WouterSmitssm

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Offline Klaustrophobia

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10730 on: June 25, 2010, 05:55:56 pm
i'm not sure Z counts toward humanity ;)
I like to stare at the sun.
 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10731 on: June 25, 2010, 06:01:56 pm
Quote from: redsniper on June 25, 2010, 05:55:44 pm
[15:20] <Snail> i think i have food poisoning
[15:20] <Snail> D:
[15:20] <redsniper> take tums
[15:20] <Snail> hurrgghgh
...
[15:20] <redsniper> or just go throw up and feel better
[15:20] <Snail> redsniper: D:
[15:21] <qazwsx> Snail: it's true
[15:21] <qazwsx> it works

What is that stuff they pack canned ham into?
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []
 

Offline Snail

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10732 on: June 25, 2010, 06:07:34 pm
Actually it was some 3 day old fast food stuff i stuck in the fridge and re heated :(
 

Offline Nuke

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10733 on: June 25, 2010, 06:37:57 pm
Quote from: iamzack on June 25, 2010, 05:33:54 pm
Quote from: Snail on June 25, 2010, 03:55:13 pm
now contemplating suicide (not having a very good day)

torture a puppy or other small animal, that always helps me feel better

i did recently enjoy the pleasure of slaughtering all the crabs i caught a few days ago. since you only eat their legs theres no point to bring the rest of em to shore. so you get em from behind, get your fingers in behind the claws get yer boot on the top half of their shell and pull. then you rip off their legs off and throw em in a bucket.  they are alive when you do this and i think it gave me a woody.
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Nuke's Scripting SVN
 

Offline Hades

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10734 on: June 25, 2010, 07:21:07 pm
So much pressure in my ear, it hurts bad. :(

Might have to get surgery again, it doesn't help that my gorram mother stop giving me my ear meds specifically for the pressure and hid them somewhere.

EDIT: Oww, it keeps getting worse and worse, too bad I don't have those meds and can't go to the doctor because of no insurance or job. :\
« Last Edit: June 25, 2010, 07:57:21 pm by Hades »
[22:29] <sigtau> Hello, #hard-light?  I'm trying to tell a girl she looks really good for someone who doesn't exercise.  How do I word that non-offensively?
[22:29] <RangerKarl|AtWork> "you look like a big tasty muffin"
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<batwota> wouldn’t that mean that it’s prepared to kiss your ass if you flank it :p
<batwota> wow
<batwota> KILL
 

Offline Mongoose

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10735 on: June 25, 2010, 10:07:35 pm
Wait...your mom is withholding medication from you? :wtf: You might want to talk to the cops about this, man.
 

Offline Scotty

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10736 on: June 25, 2010, 10:51:56 pm
HLP.  It's full of normal people. (No offense meant, not normal is awesome).

Currently in Springfield, Ohio spending the night in a hotel on our way to Maine.  Should get there in the next couple days, going slowly by road.

Might be quiet for the next couple weeks.  Internet access is in no way assured.
 

Offline Klaustrophobia

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10737 on: June 25, 2010, 10:59:14 pm
i'm gonna have to stop coming here before you people rub off on me.
I like to stare at the sun.
 

Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10738 on: June 25, 2010, 11:26:55 pm
Quote from: Scotty on June 25, 2010, 10:51:56 pm
HLP.  It's full of normal people.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight... :rolleyes:
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Offline Scourge of Ages

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #10739 on: June 25, 2010, 11:53:32 pm
I very nearly posted in WHiYL today, but then I was startled away. I'll try again later.
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