Author Topic: W-H-I-Y-L - boom shake-shake shake the-room. (Read 4040317 times)

General Battuta · **Reply #10860 on:** June 30, 2010, 12:03:07 am

Quote from: Mongoose on June 29, 2010, 11:57:22 pm

Your mothers must be so proud.

Your momma was pretty proud of me last night.

She's been teaching me everything she knows. And man, that's a lot!

iamzack · **Reply #10861 on:** June 30, 2010, 12:31:08 am

Quote from: Mongoose on June 29, 2010, 11:57:22 pm

Your mothers must be so proud.

My mom is probably jealous.

Jeff Vader · **Reply #10862 on:** June 30, 2010, 12:56:58 am

Despite the speaker's actual intentions, I always view "yo mama" jokes as rather insulting.

Scourge of Ages · **Reply #10863 on:** June 30, 2010, 01:02:02 am

There seems to be a marsupial of the possum persuasion beneath my domicile.

Dilmah G · **Reply #10864 on:** June 30, 2010, 03:34:07 am

Quote from: MR_T3D on June 29, 2010, 10:24:09 am

living in city for nearly a year.
last night I encountered several odd persons:
woman making a scene in a mall McDonald's because someone was talking about sex and blowjobs, while she sells AVON AND HAS A UNIVERSITY DEGREE.
some guy annoyed about not having a smoke, yelling down a street.
other woman telling him off

Welcome to RL.

Colonol Dekker · **Reply #10865 on:** June 30, 2010, 03:39:06 am

Apparently I can mobilise instantly if I choose to.

Can't tell you where to and what it is i'd be doing (even though I do know) but the concept fills me with smiles at the thought of me telling my boss i'm taking a year off and i'll see me national defense act protected job waiting when I get back

Nuke · **Reply #10866 on:** June 30, 2010, 03:39:30 am

im finishing my bottle of knob creek.

Colonol Dekker · **Reply #10867 on:** June 30, 2010, 03:41:55 am

I drink. . . . I drink lots.

But I has drink/exercise balance.
I demand everyone who's ever posted drunk join me for a quick five miles this morning.

Nuke · **Reply #10868 on:** June 30, 2010, 03:50:47 am

i drink to accelerate my death

Colonol Dekker · **Reply #10869 on:** June 30, 2010, 03:54:16 am

I drink to allow me to bestow my charity on those women who my eyes would normally deem undeserving of my majestic grandure.

Also I like it when the room goes all spinny

Wheeeeeeeee!

headdie · **Reply #10870 on:** June 30, 2010, 04:37:40 am

Quote from: Dekker on June 30, 2010, 03:54:16 am

Also I like it when the room goes all spinny

Wheeeeeeeee!

thats usually the point where all my hard work getting the booze into my body tries to leave it

Nuke · **Reply #10871 on:** June 30, 2010, 04:42:09 am

vomiting is disrespectful to the booze

Dilmah G · **Reply #10872 on:** June 30, 2010, 04:47:48 am

By the same token, certain individuals consuming the booze in the first place also shows the beloved beverage said disrespect.

Nuke · **Reply #10873 on:** June 30, 2010, 05:29:16 am

my liver is legendary!

Colonol Dekker · **Reply #10874 on:** June 30, 2010, 06:06:27 am

My liver is made of stainless steel.

Nuke · **Reply #10875 on:** June 30, 2010, 06:16:32 am

mine is chrome

Androgeos Exeunt · **Reply #10876 on:** June 30, 2010, 07:05:43 am

Quote from: Jeff Vader on June 30, 2010, 12:56:58 am

Despite the speaker's actual intentions, I always view "yo mama" jokes as rather insulting.

I always view "yo mama" jokes as excessively stupid.

Colonol Dekker · **Reply #10877 on:** June 30, 2010, 07:16:55 am

I think I've screwed my back up.

NGTM-1R · **Reply #10878 on:** June 30, 2010, 07:24:26 am

Quote from: Dekker on June 30, 2010, 07:16:55 am

I think I've screwed my back up.

I've long suspected it, but you're actually my father, aren't you?

Colonol Dekker · **Reply #10879 on:** June 30, 2010, 07:35:54 am

What makes you say that, and what's your mums name?

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