My mom was asking me about what I've been doing in health, which I'm taking over the summer to free up a period during the year. I started going through the week. I got to Thursday and say 'we had a bunch of lectures and then watched a video demonstrating how they test you for HIV in a clinic. But they only explained the girl bit.'
Mom said, ok, and how did that work? (she had been testing me to make sure I wasn't just sleeping through class). To which I replied, 'They stick a bunch of tools in her and jiggle it all around a bit'.
I didn't have to talk to her about Friday

EDIT:
Golf Bravo = Girl-Boy?
Half right. 
... uh, what
