So, not only do I come back from vacation after breaking up with my girlfriend, but I lose the key to my truck...call a locksmith to open it at the train station, and find out just as the locksmith pulls up that someone had smashed my passenger side window and made off with my garage door opener, OBD code reader, stereo, and CB radio.
So I call a cab to get back to the house to go get the spare key, and realize halfway back that the garage door opener was the only way for me to get in the house. So I call the maintenance guy for my neighborhood...and it takes him two hours to get there. Two hours. Of standing in 20 degree weather and a strong wind.
Oh, and the locksmith still charged me a $40 service charge for just coming out to the station.
FML.