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Offline Hero_Swe

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Reply #15040 on: January 29, 2011, 05:09:31 pm
Went to bed at 6-7, woke up at midnight...**** sucks
 

Offline sayoqod

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Reply #15041 on: January 29, 2011, 05:20:11 pm
" Twas brillig and the slithy toves/did gyre and gimble through the wabe/ all mimsy were the borogroves/ and the mome raths outgrabe"
  

Offline Flipside

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Reply #15042 on: January 29, 2011, 05:21:12 pm
Possibly because when a man acts like a slut he's treated like he has a healthy sex life and is to be admired :(
 

Offline sayoqod

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Reply #15043 on: January 29, 2011, 05:22:07 pm
Quote from: Flipside on January 29, 2011, 05:21:12 pm
Possibly because when a man acts like a slut he's treated like he has a healthy sex life and is to be admired :(

Double standard ftw
" Twas brillig and the slithy toves/did gyre and gimble through the wabe/ all mimsy were the borogroves/ and the mome raths outgrabe"
 

Offline iamzack

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Reply #15044 on: January 29, 2011, 05:24:14 pm
I just like the sound of the word. Like bottles or **** or melanoma.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Flipside

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Reply #15045 on: January 29, 2011, 05:31:04 pm
Quote from: sayoqod on January 29, 2011, 05:22:07 pm
Quote from: Flipside on January 29, 2011, 05:21:12 pm
Possibly because when a man acts like a slut he's treated like he has a healthy sex life and is to be admired :(

Double standard ftw

It's odd that Sex is still one of the great centres of Sexism. I can't say I'm innocent, when I was younger I felt exactly the same way, we'd ridicule a guy for "sleeping with anything" behind his back, yet we always hung around him in the hope of emulating his 'conquests'. If a girl got the same reputation, she was considered a slag and sleeping with her 'didn't count'.

Sad truth is, that was 20-odd years ago, and the attitude hasn't really changed, for many people.

Edit: I'm not condoning the idea of 'sleeping with anything', I might add, just that the perspective of people who do so is entirely dependent on gender.
 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Reply #15046 on: January 29, 2011, 05:45:09 pm
I condone the idea of sleeping with anything, if that's what you want to do. With the caveat that if it gets you sick you were silly and I will mock the hell of you.
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Offline Flipside

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Reply #15047 on: January 29, 2011, 05:48:53 pm
Quote from: NGTM-1R on January 29, 2011, 05:45:09 pm
I condone the idea of sleeping with anything, if that's what you want to do. With the caveat that if it gets you sick you were silly and I will mock the hell of you.

Pretty much how I feel. I am not the sort of person who could operate in an open relationship, but as long as both parties understand the situation, and the risks, from the start, it's their own choice. Honesty, I think, is the key.
 

Offline iamzack

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Reply #15048 on: January 29, 2011, 05:50:33 pm
i've never had a not open relationship

3/4 ended on good terms for reasons other than dishonesty or abuse

i think this is a fair record
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Flipside

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Reply #15049 on: January 29, 2011, 05:52:13 pm
It works for you which is, after all, the only measure you have to go by.
 

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Reply #15050 on: January 29, 2011, 05:55:21 pm
Quote from: Flipside on January 29, 2011, 05:48:53 pm
Quote from: NGTM-1R on January 29, 2011, 05:45:09 pm
I condone the idea of sleeping with anything, if that's what you want to do. With the caveat that if it gets you sick you were silly and I will mock the hell of you.

Pretty much how I feel. I am not the sort of person who could operate in an open relationship, but as long as both parties understand the situation, and the risks, from the start, it's their own choice. Honesty, I think, is the key.

Pretty much how I feel.
Full Auto - I've got a bullet here with your name on it, and I'm going to keep firing until I find out which one it is.

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<The_E>   Errr
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Offline Hero_Swe

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Reply #15051 on: January 29, 2011, 05:59:38 pm
Please allow me to share the tragedy of my life HLP. This is about the history of how a woman ****ed up my life.

She was 15 when I first met her. I was in gamestop and she came to me and said hi. I felt in love at that exactly moment.

3 hours passed while we were talking about video games, her life, my life, and so on.

Had not the gamestop guy alerted us that the store would be closed, we probably would have stayed there, hypnotized by each other.

After we left the store, she said that there was going to be a party at her friends home, and she wanted for me to go. Then she kissed my face.

So in the party, I didn't have to make much effort to win her kiss. After the she asked me to be her boyfriend.

Never I have been so happy. We met everyday, had an active sexual life, and she was loyal to me.

One day, one of my best friends, who I always played video games with, got to know her in my house. We played street fighter 2, and I ended losing every match to him, like always.

Given a year of relationship, I proposed her to marry me. She instantly said yes. We married and started living together in an apartment. My friend visited us from time to time, and we always ended playing some street fighter 2.

As time passed, I realized she was getting cold at me. She didnt want to have sex like before, started to get late at home from her work, and was clearly hiding something.

Maybe I shouldnt have done it, but I started searching her files in the computer. I found something that disturbed me. There was a log of a conversation of her with my best friend. She was cheating me with my best friend!

Enraged, I waited for her to get from work for like 3 hours. As the door opened, she was already looking sad. As if she knew, or was prepared for it. I said: why did you do that?

She looked at my eyes, with a kirk smile, closed her eyes, turn her back to me, and said with a faint voice: read the first letter of every paragraph.
 

Offline iamzack

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Reply #15052 on: January 29, 2011, 06:02:03 pm
:|
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Reply #15053 on: January 29, 2011, 06:05:58 pm
:o
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []
 

Offline Snail

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Reply #15054 on: January 29, 2011, 06:12:36 pm
>:E
 

Offline sayoqod

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Reply #15055 on: January 29, 2011, 06:19:02 pm
That's.....dumb.
" Twas brillig and the slithy toves/did gyre and gimble through the wabe/ all mimsy were the borogroves/ and the mome raths outgrabe"
 

Offline Snail

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Reply #15056 on: January 29, 2011, 06:25:36 pm
what else are we to expect from hero bloody swe
 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Reply #15057 on: January 29, 2011, 06:34:24 pm
Quote from: sayoqod on January 29, 2011, 06:19:02 pm
That's.....dumb.

Open  code in this style does usually manifest as bad writing.
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Offline T-LoW

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Reply #15058 on: January 29, 2011, 07:32:02 pm
Just kissed a woman 12 years older than me - and she's beautiful... Dekker's not good for me...
The german Freespace-Galaxy

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Offline Hades

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Reply #15059 on: January 29, 2011, 07:33:06 pm
iamzack is mean :(
[22:29] <sigtau> Hello, #hard-light?  I'm trying to tell a girl she looks really good for someone who doesn't exercise.  How do I word that non-offensively?
[22:29] <RangerKarl|AtWork> "you look like a big tasty muffin"
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<batwota> wouldn’t that mean that it’s prepared to kiss your ass if you flank it :p
<batwota> wow
<batwota> KILL
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