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Offline Firstdragon34

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
Reply #17860 on: October 27, 2011, 10:46:29 pm
Wouldn't it be eerily if NASA built a space shuttle similiar to the one in Avatar?
A small voice in my head tells me they are have followed us here in the Milky Way. They follow us until we are dead at their feet. We are nomands of the stars, no longer the race that was loved by the Great Elders. My name is Kyral and this is my story of survival.

There is no sanctuary for us, in this Universe. We will fight the Terror for one last time on this Shining World. May the Transcendent judge us kindly in the Life Stream.
 

Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
Reply #17861 on: October 28, 2011, 08:17:42 am
Guess what. It turns out that I somehow managed to tear my left meniscus back when I was eleven. I now have until November 11 to decide whether to leave it alone or go for surgery.
My blog

Quote: Tuesday, 3 October 2023 0133 UTC +8, #general
MP-Ryan
Oh you still believe in fairy tales like Santa, the Easter Bunny, and free market competition principles?
 

Offline Bob-san

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
Reply #17862 on: October 28, 2011, 10:01:52 am
Looks like my motherboard is having issues again. They cropped up over the last few days. It sucks that I get my copy of BF3 today.
NGTM-1R: Currently considering spending the rest of the day in bed cuddling.
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Offline Dilmah G

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
Reply #17863 on: October 28, 2011, 10:35:19 am
Feel like ****. Had about 1.5 standard drinks, still don't feel so much better...I don't feel sad, but I'm not that happy either. I kind of am, I don't know. I don't have any more. Girlyfriend was at a party, she just texted me now. T'was all good. Felt like **** the whole night. ****ing hate it. Always feel it when she's out. Had a good soccer game, won by about 1. Played real ahrd. Probably the best I've played all season. Hell, I should be playing the best all season, I'm the Captain FFS.

Wrote a few 'rhymz dawg' like I used to do back in the day. Depressive ****. Don't wanna ****ing read it. Probably won't show the girl. Texting her now. Feels good. Didn't get to talk to her properly since about 4 in the arvo. Who the **** starts a party at 4 in the arvo? IDK. Not me. He's some kid **** anyway. I dunno. I don't usually drink a lot. I hate this ****. I hate all the ****ing connotations more. How did I even force myself to down enough vodka to equal 1.5 standard drinks? Eh, I feel way better now. Shouldn't do this often. Parents hide the liquor since sis has/was depressed. And that's good, she's apparently not anymore but IDK how long. Eh. I feel happy. :)

EDIT: k maybe it was a bit more than 1.5

EDIT EDIT EDIT: I think I'd better stop posting now. Okay, going to see if I can close allllllll of the HAYCH ELL PEE tabs.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIT: I'maaa make a f0000000000;l outaaa maasellllllf, niiigaaaaa
« Last Edit: October 28, 2011, 10:47:24 am by Dilmah G »
 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
Reply #17864 on: October 28, 2011, 10:48:51 am
Okay, ****. I think I'd better a dlike, turn my compute off or something man.
 

Offline Scotty

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
Reply #17865 on: October 28, 2011, 11:03:01 am
lightweight. :P
 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
Reply #17866 on: October 28, 2011, 11:08:13 am
I LIED OKAY
 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
Reply #17867 on: October 28, 2011, 11:08:38 am
IT WASNT VERY MUCH MORE! i dont thnk. no, No, it really was't.

EDIT: Well... 4 is my faaavroute number.

not really i ahte it.

well. 4 x 1.5 is SIX

I am /so/ good at maths. if i coul d to that drunk i goutha be raping calculus huh? caus 1.5 isnt thaat much. but six is a loooooot for meee because dilmah dont drink and i'm five feet four nchesss. that slike a girls famre!

EDIT: there was more. i wanted to die. **** this. **** this. i'll nevert el.
« Last Edit: October 28, 2011, 11:14:39 am by Dilmah G »
 

Offline Polpolion

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
Reply #17868 on: October 28, 2011, 11:41:51 am
Wish I were a lightweight. I dread the day when I leave uni for good and have to get my own alcohol.
 

Offline The E

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
Reply #17869 on: October 28, 2011, 11:46:25 am
I am 30 years old. I was drunk exactly 3 times in my life. I haven't touched any alcohol (except for cooking purposes) for at least 12 years.

I am reasonably certain there's nothing in the world that will change this.
If I'm just aching this can't go on
I came from chasing dreams to feel alone
There must be changes, miss to feel strong
I really need lifе to touch me
--Evergrey, Where August Mourns
 

Offline Pred the Penguin

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
Reply #17870 on: October 28, 2011, 12:52:46 pm
The first time I got drunk... actually the time I got drunk was when I was 4. On my 4th birthday in fact. A prank by my mother's friends led me to drinking a bottle of beer and subsequently falling off the one who was giving me a piggyback ride and passing out. Needless to say I don't remember any of it...

Now there's a story for you... :D
 

Offline Mongoose

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
Reply #17871 on: October 28, 2011, 01:33:59 pm
I've never been more than very slightly buzzed, and I don't plan to go any further any time soon.  It kind of helps that, with the medication I'm currently on, having a bit more than one drink tends to make me drowsy more than anything else. :p
 

Offline BlueFlames

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
Reply #17872 on: October 28, 2011, 05:06:14 pm
Stupid call of the day:

[call begins]
Me - "Thank you for calling [company name].  My name is Michael.  How can I help you?"
Caller - "I know you can't help me!  [Blah, blah, blah, yammer, yammer, yammer, piss, moan, whine.]"
Me - *Mute button* "Then why in all the Nine Hells are you calling me?"
 

Offline Firstdragon34

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
Reply #17873 on: October 28, 2011, 06:09:20 pm
People are weird these days.  :wtf:
A small voice in my head tells me they are have followed us here in the Milky Way. They follow us until we are dead at their feet. We are nomands of the stars, no longer the race that was loved by the Great Elders. My name is Kyral and this is my story of survival.

There is no sanctuary for us, in this Universe. We will fight the Terror for one last time on this Shining World. May the Transcendent judge us kindly in the Life Stream.
 

Offline Klaustrophobia

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
Reply #17874 on: October 28, 2011, 06:23:13 pm
3 hour workday.  word.
I like to stare at the sun.
 

Offline Sololop

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
Reply #17875 on: October 28, 2011, 07:01:55 pm
I'm 21, and I've never tasted alcohol before.

It smells bad xP
 

Offline Bob-san

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
Reply #17876 on: October 28, 2011, 07:29:52 pm
Quote from: Sololop on October 28, 2011, 07:01:55 pm
I'm 21, and I've never tasted alcohol before.

It smells bad xP
I believe the appropriate term is "loser". Alcohol does NOT smell bad--it smells like Hell's fresh morning dew.
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Offline FlamingCobra

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
Reply #17877 on: October 28, 2011, 08:09:53 pm
Cheap champagne at Thanksgiving tastes bad, no matter how good it smells. Trust me.
 

Offline Pred the Penguin

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
Reply #17878 on: October 28, 2011, 08:14:23 pm
Quote from: Bob-san on October 28, 2011, 07:29:52 pm
Quote from: Sololop on October 28, 2011, 07:01:55 pm
I'm 21, and I've never tasted alcohol before.

It smells bad xP
I believe the appropriate term is "loser". Alcohol does NOT smell bad--it smells like Hell's fresh morning dew.
Beer tastes horrid! :nervous:

....

Well... most beers...
 

Offline Scotty

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
Reply #17879 on: October 28, 2011, 08:16:09 pm
Typical American beers are bottled piss.  Drink real liquor.
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