[FireSpawn]

Yeah it is. One of my friends keeps on saying it, and I say a perfect opportunity to use it myself.
That said, who's "Sky" and what's so special about her "rim"? 

[FlamingCobra]

Shawn is right. Nuke is right. They're all right. I'm an idiot. My ideas are childish and stupid. I'm annoying and I ruin everything. I will never benefit society and I'll never be any good to anyone. I have no special talents. I'm the most useless creature to ever walk the face of the Earth.

So **** it! I quit. I give up.

[FireSpawn]

Shawn is right. Nuke is right. They're all right. I'm an idiot. My ideas are childish and stupid. I'm annoying and I ruin everything. I will never benefit society and I'll never be any good to anyone. I have no special talents. I'm the most useless creature to ever walk the face of the Earth.

So **** it! I quit. I give up.

[Nuke]

dont distract him, he is having a moment of clarity.

[FireSpawn]

So, what has caused the bout of...."Clarity"?
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whywhywhywhywhydidIask? 
 

[deathfun]

An Experiment In Weaponised Annoyance

HA! Also, it's "weaponized" with a zed

[z64555]

Shawn is right. Nuke is right. They're all right. I'm an idiot. My ideas are childish and stupid. I'm annoying and I ruin everything. I will never benefit society and I'll never be any good to anyone. I have no special talents. I'm the most useless creature to ever walk the face of the Earth.

So **** it! I quit. I give up.

Well you could start doing something about it... Like making useful stuff such as a 3D model or some tidbits of code.

[FireSpawn]

Look at it this way, FlammingCobra. Would you rather have a bunch of faceless people who don't know you on a personal level, critique some of you less than well thought out ideas, or people who actually hold a significant place in your life? Take it from me, sometimes things sound like they are clever or smart, until they leave your head and Nuke gets hold of them and riddles you with holes made by radioactive bullets of GTFO,MTFU and other witty and soul crushing CHARACTER BUILDING comments.
****, at least if you say something stupid here, it will usually only go as far as here. Dekker's my older brother so if I do so, I get grilled about it for a while in real life.
Did I get upset that people would take the piss? Yeah a little, until I realised that I would have taken the piss out of me as well, had I been them. I learned from their jeers and jabs, and I'm still learning.

Now, sip on a nice warm cup of cement and HARDEN UP (in a non-gay way). **** could always be worse.






I used to get laughed at in this forum....Till I took an arrow to the knee.

[jg18]

HA! Also, it's "weaponized" with a zed

The spelling indicates (or at least strongly suggests) who came up with the title... as if we had to guess.

Shawn is right. Nuke is right. They're all right. I'm an idiot. My ideas are childish and stupid. I'm annoying and I ruin everything. I will never benefit society and I'll never be any good to anyone. I have no special talents. I'm the most useless creature to ever walk the face of the Earth.

So **** it! I quit. I give up.

Well you could start doing something about it... Like making useful stuff such as a 3D model or some tidbits of code.

This. It is possible to overcome notoriety, but it's definitely not easy.

[redsniper]

So I was hanging out with this girl I knew from college last night. We were at a friend's house, sitting on the floor catching up and whatnot. Then there was a pause in the convo, and she slowly tentatively put her arm around me. I did the same and then she laid her head on my shoulder and we just sat there for a while. It was quite lovely; I felt really content.


Then I woke up.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh! **** my subconscious!

[sigtau]

In converse to Dekker's exposures to the female kind, I managed to fix a virus problem on my dad's laptop in under 20 minutes--not including the time it took to scan it--20 minutes being how long it took just to get the computer into a usable state where I could cut off the virus's air supply.

It's official, I'm not getting laid until I'm 40.

[FireSpawn]

In converse to Dekker's exposures to the female kind, I managed to fix a virus problem on my dad's laptop in under 20 minutes--not including the time it took to scan it--20 minutes being how long it took just to get the computer into a usable state where I could cut off the virus's air supply.

It's official, I'm not getting laid until I'm 40.

You never know, one day you might find a girl that you just click with. Sure she'll be a computer program, but Love's love, right? 

That being said, providing conditions allow it, after Christmas me and the girl I like might be going iceskating. Strategic stumbling and  blatant accidental boob grabs may ensue.   

[Nuke]

i think i kinda got luckey with the gals early on. i remember one incident while i was about 14 or 15. i came home from school and found my brother's then girlfriend masturbating on my bed, she looked at me cool as a cucumber and said "want a poke". moral of this story is: sometimes it just takes running into a whore.

[sigtau]

i think i kinda got luckey with the gals early on. i remember one incident while i was about 14 or 15. i came home from school and found my brother's then girlfriend masturbating on my bed, she looked at me cool as a cucumber and said "want a poke". moral of this story is: sometimes it just takes running into a whore.

lolno

I've been turned down by the more whorish girls.  I suppose all is forgiven when I start uni next year!

[Nuke]

here's a bit of advice for the virgins amongst you:

fat chicks

[LordPomposity]

It's from skyrim. One of the annoyingly omnipresent bits of npc dialogue, as I understand it.

Every single guard and soldier in the game will tell you "I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee". It's actually a very clever plot element on Bethesda's part, as the entirety of the Imperial and Stormcloak forces being composed of cripples explains why the war is stagnant except where the player character directly intervenes.

[Firstdragon34]

More then three people in my school have already had sex and their first child. I'm glad that I am NOT one of them.

[LordMelvin]

More then three people in my school have already had sex and their first child. I'm glad that I am NOT one of them.

That's why you always want to wrap it.

I don't care if she says she's safe this week, I don't care if she says she's on the pill, I don't care if she says she was born a guy and doesn't have ovaries. Use protection.

Learn from my mistakes.

[deathfun]

Aaaaaaaaaand we are back to girl talk

I see a grand total of five very beautiful girls in cycle each day. Few match a close enough aging to myself, and I have absolutely no idea what their names are even after all he banter and short conversations we have
They don't even know my name either

Oh restaurants. It's always down to "Hey! You! You there with the thing in your hand"

Good thing this week is going to fairly easy for me. Training people is pretty well, best thing to do. I have help, and I can delegate tasks that I would otherwise not get around to doing. Number two trainee tomorrow, what B.S. should I tell him about? I was thinking Hobart was created by Aliens and should be religiously be cleaned otherwise you get anal probed

[Mongoose]

I never saw the point in fussing about casual sex so much.  I mean, once you have your right/left hand and the Internets, you're kind of set as far as taking care of urges goes.