Author Topic: W-H-I-Y-L - boom shake-shake shake the-room. (Read 3061766 times)

Colonol Dekker · **Reply #20120 on:** March 30, 2012, 05:48:26 am

Quote from: FireSpawn on March 29, 2012, 03:32:22 pm

Give it time... I need to collate

Or just go to www.facebook.com/dobbsylondon and add me.

Quote from: deathfun on March 30, 2012, 02:32:24 am

I'm so glad nothing reminds me of my ex
Since I don't have one

I remember EVERY girl i've ever been in contact wiht. I hate ERIC Claptons "Easy Lover" but i can't stop singing it.

Quote from: Nuke on March 30, 2012, 05:00:57 am

there was that four year stretch with my brother's now ex wife, but she only wanted to ****.

I cannot comment.

Dilmah G · **Reply #20121 on:** March 30, 2012, 06:02:54 am

Quote from: deathfun on March 30, 2012, 02:32:24 am

I'm so glad nothing reminds me of my ex
Since I don't have one

This is a good thing! It means when you find a girl that you don't have a bunch of awkward things to explain that may/may not absolutely kill your relationship in the end. Fact.

Androgeos Exeunt · **Reply #20122 on:** March 30, 2012, 06:15:45 am

Quote from: deathfun on March 29, 2012, 03:25:31 pm

POST PICTURES OF CHICKS YOU KNOW

NGTM-1R · **Reply #20123 on:** March 30, 2012, 06:51:04 am

I'm trying to decide if that's antihotlinking or genius.

BlueFlames · **Reply #20124 on:** March 30, 2012, 07:21:54 am

My downstairs neighbors slam doors. No, you don't understand, they slam doors each and every time they pass through one. One of them once slammed a car door in the parking lot so hard that you could feel it rattle the floor of the apartment building. By slamming the doors leading in an out of their apartment, they've rattled lamps off of my desk. This was especially problematic, when I was working nights and evenings, and they'd get up and start slamming doors, when I'd been in bed for all of two hours.

Tonight, I was unable to sleep. At 5:00am, I gave up and got out of bed. Being an indignant, spiteful prick, I decided that turnabout is fair play, but the slamming of doors is crude and unpleasant. That being said, if you heard Led Zeppelin coming through your roof, shortly after 5:00am today, loud enough to rattle the lighting fixtures from their mountings, then please accept the following apology:

**** you, and stop slamming the doors, you useless pieces of ****.

watsisname · **Reply #20125 on:** March 30, 2012, 07:28:35 am

Just rediscovered a bottle of bourbon I had stashed away for future me.

Past me is an alright guy.

T-LoW · **Reply #20126 on:** March 30, 2012, 10:18:33 am

Nuke · **Reply #20127 on:** March 30, 2012, 11:18:42 am

Quote from: BlueFlames on March 30, 2012, 07:21:54 am

My downstairs neighbors slam doors. No, you don't understand, they slam doors each and every time they pass through one. One of them once slammed a car door in the parking lot so hard that you could feel it rattle the floor of the apartment building. By slamming the doors leading in an out of their apartment, they've rattled lamps off of my desk. This was especially problematic, when I was working nights and evenings, and they'd get up and start slamming doors, when I'd been in bed for all of two hours.

Tonight, I was unable to sleep. At 5:00am, I gave up and got out of bed. Being an indignant, spiteful prick, I decided that turnabout is fair play, but the slamming of doors is crude and unpleasant. That being said, if you heard Led Zeppelin coming through your roof, shortly after 5:00am today, loud enough to rattle the lighting fixtures from their mountings, then please accept the following apology:

**** you, and stop slamming the doors, you useless pieces of ****.

****, my sister does that. its so ****ing annoying. also she is completely incapable of doing anything at normal hours. she was over here the other night, she did laungry all day till 2am. our machines are ancient and loud, especially if you overload them. she always overloads them. i also fail how staying over for one night involves doing a week's worth of laundry. she also showers 4 times a day i kid you not. she used up every towel in the house. to think with all the laundry she did she didnt get any towels. there arent many doors in the house to slam, but she slams them anyway. she took a shower at 3am (probibly after having sex, boring sex because i didnt hear anything). slammed both doors on the way, was throwing things while she was in there. she woke me up so i browsed hard light on the porn computer. she likes to bang on the floor/ceiling to comunicate with here spouse and yell **** up the stairs. i hate loud people.

BlueFlames · **Reply #20128 on:** March 30, 2012, 12:36:40 pm

Quote from: T-LoW on March 30, 2012, 10:18:33 am

[*****es love nukes!]

Ed Wuncler III and Nuke made a baby?

Mongoose · **Reply #20129 on:** March 30, 2012, 02:48:46 pm

I present...Penguin Cam!

Now see how many hours you get sucked in for.

deathfun · **Reply #20130 on:** March 30, 2012, 04:01:36 pm

Quote from: Dilmah G on March 30, 2012, 06:02:54 am

Quote from: deathfun on March 30, 2012, 02:32:24 am
I'm so glad nothing reminds me of my ex
Since I don't have one
This is a good thing! It means when you find a girl that you don't have a bunch of awkward things to explain that may/may not absolutely kill your relationship in the end. Fact.

Because that's a likely scenario
My finding a girl that is

I thought we covered why I'm terrible at human interaction a while back?

Snail · **Reply #20131 on:** March 30, 2012, 05:26:39 pm

Quote from: Mongoose on March 30, 2012, 02:48:46 pm

I present...Penguin Cam!

Now see how many hours you get sucked in for.

Why aren't they flying

deathfun · **Reply #20132 on:** March 30, 2012, 05:51:16 pm

I SEE YOU WATCHING ME THAR

Ravenholme · **Reply #20133 on:** March 30, 2012, 07:31:59 pm

Quote from: Dilmah G on March 30, 2012, 06:02:54 am

Quote from: deathfun on March 30, 2012, 02:32:24 am
I'm so glad nothing reminds me of my ex
Since I don't have one
This is a good thing! It means when you find a girl that you don't have a bunch of awkward things to explain that may/may not absolutely kill your relationship in the end. Fact.

Quoted for Goddamn Truth - It's the only thing that I'm not looking forward to about dating again

Dark Hunter · **Reply #20134 on:** March 30, 2012, 10:25:37 pm

Just got back from a concert featuring Tesla Coils and the lead guitarist getting repeatedly zapped by them (he was wearing a Faraday suit).

I love my college.

Bob-san · **Reply #20135 on:** March 30, 2012, 10:57:45 pm

I have a winning ticket from that MegaMillions drawing. For all of $10. I'm still down $1. Ffffffff!!

Androgeos Exeunt · **Reply #20136 on:** March 31, 2012, 02:39:44 am

In order to get my Nintendo DS Lite to connect to my router, I switched my router's security level from WPA-PKS AES to 128-bit WEP and removed the last character from the original 14-letter password (because 128-bit WEP requires a 13-letter password). It seems to work just fine now.

Dilmah G · **Reply #20137 on:** March 31, 2012, 03:51:08 am

Finished my selection board just then with an offer to start Officer Training. **** YES!!!!!

General Battuta · **Reply #20138 on:** March 31, 2012, 08:41:23 am

Quote from: Dilmah G on March 31, 2012, 03:51:08 am

Finished my selection board just then with an offer to start Officer Training. **** YES!!!!!

deathfun · **Reply #20139 on:** March 31, 2012, 02:19:20 pm

Quote from: General Battuta on March 31, 2012, 08:41:23 am

Quote from: Dilmah G on March 31, 2012, 03:51:08 am
Finished my selection board just then with an offer to start Officer Training. **** YES!!!!!

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