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Offline Ravenholme

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Finished my selection board just then with an offer to start Officer Training. **** YES!!!!!

Congratulations Dude  :yes:
Full Auto - I've got a bullet here with your name on it, and I'm going to keep firing until I find out which one it is.

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<The_E>   Errr
<The_E>   *sexp

 

Offline deathfun

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
My hands smell similar to what happens when you put moisture between two fingers, tape them together, and leave them for a few hours

It smells bad

But hey, fun day at work. Just left my hands smelling like wet socks which haven't dried for a few days
"No"

 

Offline Snail

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
:blah:

...what's your job?

 

Offline deathfun

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
I'm a dishwasher at a restaurant
My hands are generally in gloves for six hours (they get removed often as well as washing, but today it didn't seem to matter)

I also had 160F water get into the rubber glove I was wearing, only to nest itself in the additional vinyl glove burning my entire hand in the process
"No"

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
You can get "Trench-hand" you know. Wash them hands, dry them, talc them, moisturise them. Or they WILL ROT.

Finished my selection board just then with an offer to start Officer Training. **** YES!!!!!

*Bro-fist* (As an Engineer, not anOfficer :ick:)
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

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Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
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Offline deathfun

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
I wash them frequently, and talc is already provided with the gloves I wear
"No"

 

Offline Klaustrophobia

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
i was a goalkeeper for 15 years.  hand smells do not scare me.
I like to stare at the sun.

  

Offline General Battuta

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
I was also a dishwasher for years while saving up for college. It was certainly an olfactory experience

 

Offline z64555

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
I wash them frequently, and talc is already provided with the gloves I wear

The problem is your not giving your hands a chance to dry. Try some of that disinfecting gel a few times instead of washing your hands all the time. If that don't work, get a dr.  :nervous:
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Offline Dilmah G

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Finished my selection board just then with an offer to start Officer Training. **** YES!!!!!

*Bro-fist* (As an Engineer, not anOfficer :ick:)
It's alright mate, I don't drink tea with my pinky sticking out just yet. :P (and cheers to everyone else!)

All this talk reminds me of working at the back-room of Burger King to pay for flying lessons. You have my utmost respect, deathfun.

 

Offline Firstdragon34

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
heh, heh, heh. The Bk Lounge. What a classic :p 
A small voice in my head tells me they are have followed us here in the Milky Way. They follow us until we are dead at their feet. We are nomands of the stars, no longer the race that was loved by the Great Elders. My name is Kyral and this is my story of survival.

There is no sanctuary for us, in this Universe. We will fight the Terror for one last time on this Shining World. May the Transcendent judge us kindly in the Life Stream.

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Booty calls, forgot how FACKING AWESOME I was for a day or two. Good thing about them is, i just ploughed Kylie Minogue, Kate Beckinsale, Rachel Weisz, Rhona Natasha Mitra, and my 21 year old mate Chloe :yes: (in imagination land , while my mutually indifferent partner was oblivious)

That'll keep me going til Thursday night.




I need a shower :ick:
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
http://badges.steamprofile.com/profile/default/steam/76561198011784807.png

 

Offline deathfun

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
I wash them frequently, and talc is already provided with the gloves I wear

The problem is your not giving your hands a chance to dry. Try some of that disinfecting gel a few times instead of washing your hands all the time. If that don't work, get a dr.  :nervous:

Unfortunately, water has a tendency of getting IN the glove regardless
Also, it was just Sunday. For the past five months it's been A-Ok

EDIT: Watched Game of Thrones, S2: E1
dfshjfk;sdhfjdk;hfjdksa;fhjdk;ashf jks;so awesome
« Last Edit: April 02, 2012, 05:51:16 pm by deathfun »
"No"

 

Offline z64555

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Well, the disinfecting gel has the tendency to dry out your hands, just like rubbing alcohol does. So...
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chief1983

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funtapaz: Hunchon University biologists prove mankind is evolving to new, higher form of life, known as Homopithecus Juche.
z64555: s/J/Do
BotenAlfred: <funtapaz> Hunchon University biologists prove mankind is evolving to new, higher form of life, known as Homopithecus Douche.

 

Offline deathfun

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
In the end, I figured out the issue
It was just the gloves. They had an excess of the powder that they use which is the culprit behind the raunchy foot smell
Which is cornstarch

Who would have thought having too much cornstarch on your hands makes them smell like feet
"No"

 

Offline jg18

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
In the end, I figured out the issue
It was just the gloves. They had an excess of the powder that they use which is the culprit behind the raunchy foot smell
Which is cornstarch

Who would have thought having too much cornstarch on your hands makes them smell like feet
Odor-causing bacteria happily chowing down on organic matter.

 

Offline Firstdragon34

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
In the end, I figured out the issue
It was just the gloves. They had an excess of the powder that they use which is the culprit behind the raunchy foot smell
Which is cornstarch

Who would have thought having too much cornstarch on your hands makes them smell like feet
Odor-causing bacteria happily chowing down on organic matter.


Bacteria, go away! I don't like you. :p
A small voice in my head tells me they are have followed us here in the Milky Way. They follow us until we are dead at their feet. We are nomands of the stars, no longer the race that was loved by the Great Elders. My name is Kyral and this is my story of survival.

There is no sanctuary for us, in this Universe. We will fight the Terror for one last time on this Shining World. May the Transcendent judge us kindly in the Life Stream.

 

Offline TopAce

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Let's eat Grandma.
Let's eat, Grandma.

Punctuation saves lives.
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I already announced my retirement twice, yet here I am. If I bring up that topic again, don't believe a word.

 

Offline Nuke

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
i helped my uncle jack off a horse
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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Offline BritishShivans

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
you're disgusting

report to your nearest stalker conversion facility immediately