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Offline FireSpawn

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #20380 on: April 18, 2012, 07:34:53 pm
Do as you see fit. If you go out and feel attracted to a person, regardless of sex or gender (I know there is a difference), go for it. At the end of the day, it's your happiness that matters.

Me, I found this guy. He's handsome and witty. Goes by the name of FireSpawn.
* FireSpawn stares at his reflection in mirror for FAR too long
If you hit it and it bleeds, you can kill it. If you hit it and it doesn't bleed...You are obviously not hitting hard enough.

Greatest Pirate in all the Beach System.

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.
 

Offline Nuke

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #20381 on: April 18, 2012, 07:36:10 pm
firespawn is the kind of person who would use portals to have sex with himself.
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Nuke's Scripting SVN
 

Offline FireSpawn

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #20382 on: April 18, 2012, 07:39:27 pm
Quote from: Nuke on April 18, 2012, 07:36:10 pm
firespawn is the kind of person who would use portals to have sex with himself.

And you wouldn't?!
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I mean...erm....I would never do such a thing!  :nervous:
If you hit it and it bleeds, you can kill it. If you hit it and it doesn't bleed...You are obviously not hitting hard enough.

Greatest Pirate in all the Beach System.

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.
 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #20383 on: April 18, 2012, 07:40:01 pm
I would absolutely do that
 

Offline Polpolion

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #20384 on: April 18, 2012, 07:52:34 pm
Quote from: jg18 on April 18, 2012, 07:29:14 pm
I think watsisname was just saying that being interested in both sexes (as opposed to just one) makes you "greedy". That was my read, in any case.

same
 

Offline Ravenholme

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #20385 on: April 18, 2012, 07:59:07 pm
Quote from: Polpolion on April 18, 2012, 07:52:34 pm
Quote from: jg18 on April 18, 2012, 07:29:14 pm
I think watsisname was just saying that being interested in both sexes (as opposed to just one) makes you "greedy". That was my read, in any case.

same

And I believe it was intended humorously, too.
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<The_E>   Several sex-based solutions come to mind
<The_E>   Errr
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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #20386 on: April 18, 2012, 08:19:45 pm
Quote from: jg18 on April 18, 2012, 07:29:14 pm
I think watsisname was just saying that being interested in both sexes (as opposed to just one) makes you "greedy". That was my read, in any case.

Which is also stupid. Next cliche please!
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

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Offline FireSpawn

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #20387 on: April 18, 2012, 08:32:15 pm
*A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
*Actions speak louder than words.
*Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

These any good?
If you hit it and it bleeds, you can kill it. If you hit it and it doesn't bleed...You are obviously not hitting hard enough.

Greatest Pirate in all the Beach System.

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.
 

Offline Nuke

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #20388 on: April 18, 2012, 08:36:30 pm
beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
i have no beer so the world is a very ugly place.
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Nuke's Scripting SVN
 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #20389 on: April 18, 2012, 08:53:27 pm
Quote from: FireSpawn on April 18, 2012, 08:32:15 pm
*A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
*Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Those two seem to be in direct opposition to each other.
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

A Feddie Story
 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #20390 on: April 18, 2012, 08:57:27 pm
Quote from: NGTM-1R on April 18, 2012, 08:53:27 pm
Those two seem to be in direct opposition to each other.

a novel insight! banality will never be the same
 

Offline jg18

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #20391 on: April 18, 2012, 08:59:22 pm
What do you get when you kiss a guy?
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia.
After you do, he'll never phone ya.


(OK, it's not really a cliché, but at least it fits with the post that started this whole line of conversation. :D)
« Last Edit: April 18, 2012, 09:22:23 pm by jg18 »
  

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #20392 on: April 18, 2012, 09:22:17 pm
Quote from: General Battuta on April 18, 2012, 08:57:27 pm
a novel insight! banality will never be the same

Next, we'll discuss why Shakespeare is a hack in comparison to Dean Koontz.

...okay not really, but I actually recall having that conversation once. It's sort of fuzzy now.
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Offline Hades

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #20393 on: April 18, 2012, 09:28:46 pm
I wonder, is sex with yourself incest, or masturbation?
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Offline Nuke

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #20394 on: April 18, 2012, 09:50:02 pm
is it a clone or are you using a portal device?
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Nuke's Scripting SVN
 

Offline Firstdragon34

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #20395 on: April 18, 2012, 10:16:45 pm
 :wtf:

(Firstdragon quickly hides from fright)  :nervous:
A small voice in my head tells me they are have followed us here in the Milky Way. They follow us until we are dead at their feet. We are nomands of the stars, no longer the race that was loved by the Great Elders. My name is Kyral and this is my story of survival.

There is no sanctuary for us, in this Universe. We will fight the Terror for one last time on this Shining World. May the Transcendent judge us kindly in the Life Stream.
 

Offline StarSlayer

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #20396 on: April 18, 2012, 10:27:14 pm
Quote from: Nuke on April 18, 2012, 09:50:02 pm
is it a clone or are you using a portal device?

Depends,

This kind of Portal:

Or this kind:


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Offline deathfun

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #20397 on: April 18, 2012, 10:30:00 pm
I would say that it would fall under masturbation, but under a far more pleasurable instance
After, there are few who can successful attempt autofellatio, but those who can do so because a mouth is far better than a hand

If it was a clone, it wouldn't be masturbation nor incest. It'd just be sex... with yourself
Afterall, he isn't directly related to you, even if he is... you. He's a clone of you, far from being you considering he was genetically created rather than being born from the same mother.
That point would differ it from being incest
And masturbation is a solo act

Anyone try sucking their own dick before?
"No"
 

Offline watsisname

Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #20398 on: April 18, 2012, 10:40:46 pm
Quote from: NGTM-1R on April 18, 2012, 07:20:01 pm
Quote from: watsisname on April 18, 2012, 04:14:10 pm
Except that you're a greedy mother****er. :P

On behalf of the world that realizes "bi" is not the same as "incapable of monogamy", what the **** are you talking about?

Oh dear, apparently I'm part of the world that doesn't, and sexual orientation must be taken super serious. :rolleyes:

Meanwhile, this thread is now about masturbation with portals.  Just another day on HLP!
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Offline jg18

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #20399 on: April 19, 2012, 12:16:56 am
In an attempt to move the thread away from portal-facilitated self-pleasuring (not that I have a problem with it or anything):

Clearing my browser history is easily the dumbest thing I've done in quite a while. All those URLs accumulated over many months, pages worth referring to every once in a while but not really worth bookmarking, once so easily reachable from my address bar, now gone. :( :banghead:
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