Author Topic: W-H-I-Y-L - boom shake-shake shake the-room. (Read 3027201 times)

deathfun · **Reply #21760 on:** August 01, 2012, 02:15:42 am

Quote from: Nuke on August 01, 2012, 12:17:32 am

use a shotgun.

This

Colonol Dekker · **Reply #21761 on:** August 01, 2012, 02:42:12 am

Starting to sound a bit bullyish @ poor Hammy. Plastique is obsolete and therefore available cheaply in bulk..... Go with a bang.

I'm sorry

CommanderDJ · **Reply #21762 on:** August 01, 2012, 03:08:36 am

We're using straight C for my systems programming subject this semester. After getting so used to C++, it feels limiting and somewhat cumbersome. But that's all part of the fun!

FireSpawn · **Reply #21763 on:** August 01, 2012, 05:24:32 am

Should have wrapped the hamster in tin foil, put him in his hamster ball and strapped a dozen large fireworks to it before telling him is new name is Jeb and lighting the fuse.

deathfun · **Reply #21764 on:** August 01, 2012, 06:46:01 am

Quote from: FireSpawn on August 01, 2012, 05:24:32 am

Should have wrapped the hamster in tin foil, put him in his hamster ball and strapped a dozen large fireworks to it before telling him is new name is Jeb and lighting the fuse.

That's when there's a slight mishap in your attaching the fireworks, and instead of it going straight up, it goes into someone's window, crashing through it
You'll have to explain why there's Jeb pieces and tinfoil in their living room.

And a fire

Colonol Dekker · **Reply #21765 on:** August 01, 2012, 07:14:34 am

Quote from: FireSpawn on August 01, 2012, 05:24:32 am

Should have wrapped the hamster in tin foil, put him in his hamster ball and strapped a dozen large fireworks to it before telling him is new name is Jeb and lighting the fuse.

+1

redsniper · **Reply #21766 on:** August 01, 2012, 10:10:38 am

....... What the **** guys, seriously?

z64555 · **Reply #21767 on:** August 01, 2012, 10:17:57 am

Quote from: CommanderDJ on August 01, 2012, 03:08:36 am

We're using straight C for my systems programming subject this semester. After getting so used to C++, it feels limiting and somewhat cumbersome. But that's all part of the fun!

OHho, ANSI-C is SUCH a joy to work with. If you last through the course, you might be able to gain a bunch of respect for C++ and OOP.

perihelion · **Reply #21768 on:** August 01, 2012, 10:21:57 am

Quote from: redsniper on August 01, 2012, 10:10:38 am

....... What the **** guys, seriously?

What? You hadn't figured out this board is like a magnet for sociopaths?

FireSpawn · **Reply #21769 on:** August 01, 2012, 02:24:36 pm

I'm not a sociopath, I'm a megalomaniac. Why adhere to the rules of a society that will one day bow under the yoke of my oppression?

NGTM-1R · **Reply #21770 on:** August 01, 2012, 02:36:29 pm

Quote from: FireSpawn on August 01, 2012, 02:24:36 pm

I'm not a sociopath, I'm a megalomaniac. Why adhere to the rules of a society that will one day bow under the yoke of my oppression?

In the meantime, it might be useful. Real megalomaniacs know this.

Colonol Dekker · **Reply #21771 on:** August 01, 2012, 02:43:45 pm

Because it won't get you impressionable good girls.

On that note-

Gonna get me some impressionable good girl in the next ten minutes once I get to her gaff. scratch that, just been stopped by two morman mission girls. Got a number. Best not persue the thought process I'm having lol.... HAWT!

Am I so low as to invest time and effort on a futile endeavour???

z64555 · **Reply #21772 on:** August 01, 2012, 02:46:37 pm

Well at least they'll be entertained.

deathfun · **Reply #21773 on:** August 01, 2012, 04:48:54 pm

Quote from: Dekker on August 01, 2012, 02:43:45 pm

Because it won't get you impressionable good girls.

On that note-

Gonna get me some impressionable good girl in the next ten minutes once I get to her gaff. scratch that, just been stopped by two morman mission girls. Got a number. Best not persue the thought process I'm having lol.... HAWT!

Am I so low as to invest time and effort on a futile endeavour???

Low is when you can't even win the lowest of the low

FireSpawn · **Reply #21774 on:** August 01, 2012, 06:14:50 pm

Just spent the better part of an hour cleaning and untangling my hair. Yes it's a lot of effort to keep, but by **** will I look awesome with an eyepatch on September 19th.

Nuke · **Reply #21775 on:** August 01, 2012, 06:47:10 pm

Quote from: Dekker on August 01, 2012, 02:43:45 pm

Because it won't get you impressionable good girls.

On that note-

Gonna get me some impressionable good girl in the next ten minutes once I get to her gaff. scratch that, just been stopped by two morman mission girls. Got a number. Best not persue the thought process I'm having lol.... HAWT!

Am I so low as to invest time and effort on a futile endeavour???

my sister's husband's sister is hawt and has a bottom to die for. unfortunately shes a bible thumpin' sarah palin type and im probibly better off staying away. also her and her whole family have a small armory and i dont want to get shot.

NGTM-1R · **Reply #21776 on:** August 01, 2012, 10:11:55 pm

I begin to suspect the only reason I was recently promoted was to fire people the boss is afraid to do themselves.

redsniper · **Reply #21777 on:** August 02, 2012, 09:13:32 am

Quote from: perihelion on August 01, 2012, 10:21:57 am

Quote from: redsniper on August 01, 2012, 10:10:38 am
....... What the **** guys, seriously?
What? You hadn't figured out this board is like a magnet for sociopaths?

No, I know. I just felt like calling it out since I don't really approve of killing animals for fun.

z64555 · **Reply #21778 on:** August 02, 2012, 09:37:18 am

Quote from: redsniper on August 02, 2012, 09:13:32 am

Quote from: perihelion on August 01, 2012, 10:21:57 am
Quote from: redsniper on August 01, 2012, 10:10:38 am
....... What the **** guys, seriously?
What? You hadn't figured out this board is like a magnet for sociopaths?

No, I know. I just felt like calling it out since I don't really approve of killing animals for fun.

I was under the impression that such methods where considered a "going out with a bang" sort of sendoff, not (solely) for personal amusement.

FireSpawn · **Reply #21779 on:** August 02, 2012, 11:37:32 am

Going out with a bang and being humane. With all the gunpowder it would be surrounded by, HamsterJeb wouldn't feel a thing besides lifting off.

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