The wakeup calls in our hotel are NOT automated (except for large groups). If you ask for a wakeup call at 5-****ing-am, you better damn well answer and at least give me a chance to say "good morning."
Those rat bastards
You should do a different kind of wake up call
You know, baseball bat to the face
EDIT: Whoring out my friends website
http://www.nukedpixels.com/I be writing reviews there too (they needed stuff, but were too lazy, so I said "Hey, I'll do a review for all 60 PS3 games I've got")
I wrote Mercs 2 and RSV so far, working on CoD4
I'd do FreeSpace, but they said "Let's not become a Classic Game Review Site"
I was disappointed