A mix of having a decent memory and keeping track of how many active forum members are out (or whom I think are out), since I think that's an interesting figure.
Fair enough
Sidenote: I just realized my anniversary is eleven days away
...half hearted yay
EDIT: Better sidenote!
Got another one of those "hackers are hacking your computer I'm indian" calls
So I asked the guy "If I told you to **** off, would you comply?"
And this is what he said in turn
"Yes I could do that you ****ing mother****er ****ing your mother you ****ing ****er mother****er in the ****ing **** you **** you are a mother****er ****ing ****..."
I was laughing
That made my day