seems all the women i have ever met were raging sex addicts anyway and i really didnt need to go through the whole dryhumping phase. needless to say pull a john snow and see what happens.
Last I looked at the twelve bikes my family owns, there aren't many screws on a bike.
well the parts certainly aren't nailed together.
No, they're not. They're welded together.
you completely missed the point, when i said anyone can turn screws, i meant that mechanical aptitude is fairly easy to acquire. not to indicate that bikes have many screws (they do, but they generally just hold the derailers together and things on your handlebars).