Author Topic: W-H-I-Y-L - boom shake-shake shake the-room. (Read 3794806 times)

qazwsx · **Reply #25480 on:** July 31, 2013, 04:36:47 am

Holy **** this omelette is delicious

Nuke · **Reply #25481 on:** July 31, 2013, 05:12:15 am

im drunk, alaska brewing's stout, epic, better than guinness.

headdie · **Reply #25482 on:** July 31, 2013, 05:19:14 am

Ahhhh but have you seen my arms industry dekker

Dilmah G · **Reply #25483 on:** July 31, 2013, 09:45:49 am

Quote from: deathfun on July 30, 2013, 07:04:11 pm

I had sex
Carry on

I also did this yesterday in the back of my car, for a whole hour. It was after I got home, googled this, and compared it to my previous sexual experiences as of late that I concluded/self-diagnosed myself with delayed ejaculation.

Cliffs: My cock is ****ing sore, but at least she seemed to have a good time.

That Man · **Reply #25484 on:** July 31, 2013, 11:10:58 am

2500-word essay due today that I am starting in the next few minutes.

Because reasons.

Kopachris · **Reply #25485 on:** July 31, 2013, 11:22:02 am

Quote from: Kopachris on July 30, 2013, 10:42:54 pm

Now that I have a wheel, I'm enjoying Shift 2 so much my crotch is drenched with sweat. Good thing I don't drive cars fast IRL, though, because I seem to be absolute rubbish at it.

Spent all night tuning an Alfa-Romeo and memorizing every turn at Suzuka's west circuit, only taking a break to spend an hour going 'round the Nurburgring's Nordschleife. I think this is the most fun I've ever had out of a racing game.

deathfun · **Reply #25486 on:** July 31, 2013, 04:17:48 pm

Quote from: Dilmah G on July 31, 2013, 09:45:49 am

I also did this yesterday in the back of my car, for a whole hour. It was after I got home, googled this, and compared it to my previous sexual experiences as of late that I concluded/self-diagnosed myself with delayed ejaculation.

Cliffs: My cock is ****ing sore, but at least she seemed to have a good time.

I suppose that's better than having fapped too much which in turn has developed an unheard of stamina

But I concur on that final line. So long as they enjoyed themselves

Nuke · **Reply #25487 on:** July 31, 2013, 06:01:09 pm

women dont like minutemen. so consider yourselves the blessed few. i have years of damage which keeps my semen internal without considerable effort. and last time i had actual sex my heart felt like it was gonna explode. so i am convinced that i will die during ejaculation. not that its going to stop me from scoring some pusseh.

Sololop · **Reply #25488 on:** July 31, 2013, 08:39:43 pm

Quote from: Dekker on July 31, 2013, 03:19:59 am

Quote from: headdie on July 30, 2013, 01:58:37 pm
cool i just messaged you

http://www.nationstates.net/nation=h3addie

Cool beans

I produce more cheese than you by the way

I have had this for far too long xP http://www.nationstates.net/nation=enif

An4ximandros · **Reply #25489 on:** July 31, 2013, 09:20:22 pm

I am writing a story but I don't know If I should start posting it yet. Hnnng.

Also, where is The Empire of Bosch Blood on that website? 'Tis a FRAUD without it!

Yes that nations is an asspull I just made.

Black Wolf · **Reply #25490 on:** July 31, 2013, 10:01:16 pm

Back in the field for work, this was waiting when I arrived:

Rescued after the mum was shot, I believe.

MP-Ryan · **Reply #25491 on:** July 31, 2013, 10:07:30 pm

Awwwwwwwwwwww.... I want one!

Androgeos Exeunt · **Reply #25492 on:** July 31, 2013, 10:15:34 pm

That IS cute!

NGTM-1R · **Reply #25493 on:** July 31, 2013, 10:19:11 pm

It will, of course, grow up into a murderous monster able to kill you with a kick because that's what Australian animals do.

Nuke · **Reply #25494 on:** July 31, 2013, 10:19:41 pm

looks sorta like a cross between a deer and a giant rat.

redsniper · **Reply #25495 on:** July 31, 2013, 10:25:43 pm

I cannot believe the crazy-ass animals you have in Australia, but yeah it is pretty cute.

Lorric · **Reply #25496 on:** July 31, 2013, 10:41:48 pm

If you don't mind my curiosity, what do you do, Black Wolf?

Hobbie · **Reply #25497 on:** July 31, 2013, 11:17:15 pm

Quote from: Lorric on July 31, 2013, 10:41:48 pm

If you don't mind my curiosity, what do you do, Black Wolf?

He raises Australian wildlife for the AWFR (Australian Wildlife Fighting Ring). We got banned from the USWFR because our animals are too dangerous.

Seriously, we once dropped a koala into a fight with a brown bear. The bear wailed on it for a couple hours while the koala slept through it, then it woke up, slashed the bear once with bloody great big claws and bam, bear died of chlamydia. True story.

And that's not even starting on the kangas and their disemboweling kicks or the dropbears who, rather than fighting, ate the entire crowd in their first and only match.

Lorric · **Reply #25498 on:** July 31, 2013, 11:19:25 pm

So that's what Poke'mon's based off...

Black Wolf · **Reply #25499 on:** July 31, 2013, 11:31:22 pm

Quote from: Lorric on July 31, 2013, 10:41:48 pm

If you don't mind my curiosity, what do you do, Black Wolf?

Exploration Geology in outback WA (specifically, around here).

Also, what Hobbie said!

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