Goods News: I wish I was fully drunk. Seven shots, in still typing with a little clumsiness.
Re-read the stupid book, drank several shots and even threw some old fashioned Egg Nog and a shot of whiskey. Dawkins is an idiot: Oh, look at all these myths I"M GONNA PROVE'EM ALL WRONG! SCIENCE BIATCHES! WOHOOO! I"M A POSTIVIST RELIC, HELL YEAH! Innocently, it's an easy explanation of science for families, not with a too subtle plug for a purely puerile physicalist POV that would even make Euclidean geometry attempt to resuscitate itself.
Christ, this drivel is going to make me a fully fledged bible thumper if it wasn't for the retarded cutesy illustrations. But on an artistic note, I'm insulted several times over. I think we need to start kids reading Mein Kampf too and a little Soviet Social Realism, eh?
POWER TO SCIENCE POLITBURO! TO THE GULAGS TO THOSE WHO REJECT POSITIVIST ABSOLUTISM!
Bah, when I'm done with this paper I seriously want to toilet paper my professor's office. The answer is I'm over overreacting, but actually for the first time I feel truly insulted as a rational human being. When we go after "Myths" and try to break them down into science? Ignorance is borne. First they come for our myths, then they went after our faeries, and then it'll be philosophy. XP
When I hit the last chapter of why "**** happens to us!" I'm probably going triple dip in the whiskey.
Edit: Eight shots nao, more coming, I intend to finish this dumb thing even if it means seeing pink elephants!