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Offline Talon 1024

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #60 on: May 14, 2008, 08:13:31 pm
And unleashed Total Dumbfire Ownage™...
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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #61 on: May 14, 2008, 08:22:15 pm
It was the most flak-filled battle you ever saw, with Shivans looking on in total awe. The fight raged on for a century...
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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #62 on: May 14, 2008, 09:00:45 pm
...until the Sathanas' (don't ***** at me about how it is spelled :P ) super nova'd the sun.
[22:29] <sigtau> Hello, #hard-light?  I'm trying to tell a girl she looks really good for someone who doesn't exercise.  How do I word that non-offensively?
[22:29] <RangerKarl|AtWork> "you look like a big tasty muffin"
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<batwota> wouldn’t that mean that it’s prepared to kiss your ass if you flank it :p
<batwota> wow
<batwota> KILL
 

Offline colecampbell666

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #63 on: May 14, 2008, 09:05:14 pm
And everyone died... Except fo' me, YOU KNOW WHY? Cause I had my tray table up...
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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #64 on: May 14, 2008, 09:41:50 pm
...and then nuclear pressed the rewind button and took us back to..
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
 

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #65 on: May 14, 2008, 09:43:28 pm
Quote from: colecampbell666 on May 14, 2008, 08:22:15 pm
...the most flak-filled battle you ever saw, with Shivans looking on in total awe. The fight raged on for a century...
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This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address occurred during the same week.  This is an ironic juxtaposition of events--one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, while the other involves a groundhog.

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #66 on: May 15, 2008, 01:02:35 pm
Until it was finished by Mr. T...
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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #67 on: May 15, 2008, 05:57:27 pm
Who died of aids...
[22:29] <sigtau> Hello, #hard-light?  I'm trying to tell a girl she looks really good for someone who doesn't exercise.  How do I word that non-offensively?
[22:29] <RangerKarl|AtWork> "you look like a big tasty muffin"
----
<batwota> wouldn’t that mean that it’s prepared to kiss your ass if you flank it :p
<batwota> wow
<batwota> KILL
 

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #68 on: May 15, 2008, 06:17:41 pm
...from having sex with a...
Fun while it lasted.

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Offline colecampbell666

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #69 on: May 15, 2008, 08:10:43 pm
Sex Panther. Guaranteed to get the girl 60% of the time, every time.
Gettin' back to dodgin' lasers.
  

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #70 on: May 15, 2008, 10:11:14 pm
Unfortunately, the girl was actually a guy...


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Bush (Verb) -- To do stupid things with confidence.

This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address occurred during the same week.  This is an ironic juxtaposition of events--one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, while the other involves a groundhog.

Bumper stickers at my college:
"Republicans for Voldemort!"
"Frodo failed.  Bush got the Ring."

Resistance is futile!  (If < 1 ohm...)

"Any nation which sacrifices a little liberty for a little security deserves neither and loses both." -- Benjamin Franklin

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #71 on: May 16, 2008, 03:47:30 am
Quote from: Tyrian on May 15, 2008, 10:11:14 pm
Unfortunately, the girl was actually a guy Hillary...


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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #72 on: May 16, 2008, 05:49:50 am
Who promptly proceeded to ***** about losing the campaign...
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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #73 on: May 16, 2008, 05:59:45 am
Quote from: colecampbell666 on May 16, 2008, 05:49:50 am
Who promptly proceeded to ***** about losing the campaign Great PMS of '08...
 

Offline colecampbell666

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #74 on: May 16, 2008, 06:15:36 am
Anyway, she went up to Bosch and said something about how there should be more diversity on the Iceni...
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Offline Hades

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #75 on: May 16, 2008, 06:51:30 am
...And Bosch got mad at her and shot her....
[22:29] <sigtau> Hello, #hard-light?  I'm trying to tell a girl she looks really good for someone who doesn't exercise.  How do I word that non-offensively?
[22:29] <RangerKarl|AtWork> "you look like a big tasty muffin"
----
<batwota> wouldn’t that mean that it’s prepared to kiss your ass if you flank it :p
<batwota> wow
<batwota> KILL
 

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #76 on: May 16, 2008, 11:54:30 am
Full of vitamins and put her to work in the acid mines of gamma draconis, the profits of which were principally used to finance the. . . .
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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #77 on: May 16, 2008, 03:14:27 pm
Construction of CBS (Care bear stare) Mjolnir beams used to defend against...
 

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #78 on: May 16, 2008, 04:53:11 pm
Barney...
[22:29] <sigtau> Hello, #hard-light?  I'm trying to tell a girl she looks really good for someone who doesn't exercise.  How do I word that non-offensively?
[22:29] <RangerKarl|AtWork> "you look like a big tasty muffin"
----
<batwota> wouldn’t that mean that it’s prepared to kiss your ass if you flank it :p
<batwota> wow
<batwota> KILL
 

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #79 on: May 16, 2008, 07:29:17 pm
And the Teletubbies...
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Bush (Verb) -- To do stupid things with confidence.

This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address occurred during the same week.  This is an ironic juxtaposition of events--one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, while the other involves a groundhog.

Bumper stickers at my college:
"Republicans for Voldemort!"
"Frodo failed.  Bush got the Ring."

Resistance is futile!  (If < 1 ohm...)

"Any nation which sacrifices a little liberty for a little security deserves neither and loses both." -- Benjamin Franklin

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