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Offline Hellstryker

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From the Kykassistan system, under the rule of I Major Suckass the first, the unholy spawn of...

 
Rosie O'Donnell and a grizzly bear.

 

Offline Nuclear1

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Meanwhile, back at the batcave...
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Batman and robin were gettin "intimate" when the batphone went off. . . . Meanwhile Karajorma was walking his velociraptor to get his saturday papers
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The only good Zod is a dead Zod
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Offline Scuddie

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He passed the bakery, and promptly asked his Velociraptor, Benny Lava, if he needed a bun to bite.
Bunny stole my signature :(.

Sorry boobies.

 

Offline vyper

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At the same time, several million miles away, the Aken Bosche was about to become the victim of yet another TaS thread...
"But you live, you learn.  Unless you die.  Then you're ****ed." - aldo14

 

Offline Nuclear1

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...so he activated ETAKe, in order to...
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!

 

Offline Polpolion

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... to cook some popcorn, because all ETAKe currently does is get really warm. So with is trusty bowl of popcorn he...

 

Offline Snail

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Poisoned himself.

  

Offline Colonol Dekker

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The end . .  . .  . .  . . . . . ?
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
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Offline Tyrian

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But Command wanted a sequel and...
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Bush (Verb) -- To do stupid things with confidence.

This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address occurred during the same week.  This is an ironic juxtaposition of events--one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, while the other involves a groundhog.

Bumper stickers at my college:
"Republicans for Voldemort!"
"Frodo failed.  Bush got the Ring."

Resistance is futile!  (If < 1 ohm...)

"Any nation which sacrifices a little liberty for a little security deserves neither and loses both." -- Benjamin Franklin

Sig rising...

 

Offline Polpolion

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promptly realized they lacked the funds to provide a satisfactory sequel...

 

Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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* Androgeos Exeunt de-cloaks.

...so they robbed Derek Smart's bank account and got a trillion dollars for free.

* Androgeos Exeunt cloaks.
« Last Edit: May 18, 2008, 11:27:24 pm by Androgeos Exeunt »
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Oh you still believe in fairy tales like Santa, the Easter Bunny, and free market competition principles?

 

Offline Excalibur

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they then decided to OPEN the sequel...
His legacy will last until the beginning.

 

Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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...but it was sealed with Derek Smart's duct tape. :nervous:

Spoiler:
ONE THOUSAND VIEWS! WHEE!
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Quote: Tuesday, 3 October 2023 0133 UTC +8, #general
MP-Ryan
Oh you still believe in fairy tales like Santa, the Easter Bunny, and free market competition principles?

 

Offline Hellstryker

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Until 32484728 years later it was discovered by the Kiithid in the wastes of Kharak...

 

Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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...who promptly ate it. :wtf:
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Quote: Tuesday, 3 October 2023 0133 UTC +8, #general
MP-Ryan
Oh you still believe in fairy tales like Santa, the Easter Bunny, and free market competition principles?

 

Offline Herra Tohtori

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The sequel laid uncomfortably in Kiithid's digestive tract. Of course, it was not uncomfortable for the sequel itself but rather to Kiithid; after all, most sequels leave a bad taste in your mouth and can cause a severe constipation of cranial nerves. However, in this case the constipation was obviously somewhere else, as sequels - however good - are not meant to be quite that literally consumed. It was a stupid move on Kiithid's part to ever eat a sequel in the first place, but being stuck with consequences of rash decisions was relatively familiar to Kiithid.

Thus, Kiithid tried to bravely digest the sequel for four days and nights until finally succumbing to the embrace of death as the sequel burst Kiithid's entrails and caused severe internal bleeding and sepsis to boot. It was neither fast or painless, not to speak of clean. Descriptions of Kiithid's dying throes were to be the ultimate testimony for the sequels' corrupting power; even after close to 32.5 million years of hibernation, it managed to kill a full grown Member of the Species in a record time, much to the chagrin of the few survivors of his Species, assuming they were able to have more complex feelings than fear of violence, hunger, annoyance at having to clean the mess, and other basic instincts... and to the great joy of the Members of Other Species, who despite their diminutive size compared to the Members of the Species were in general a lot more pleasant companions for the dinner table... seeing how the likelyhood of being the dinner was significantly lower with them than it was with Members of the Species.

Thus the Members of the Other Species, upon finding Kiithid's carcass and determining the cause of death, brought home Kiithid's head on a ten foot barge pole (where they needed a barge pole in the wastes of Kharak is anyone's guess) and the Sequel, which they called something else in their own language but with a Capital Letter, which was the important part, for they placed the Sequel onto the temple of their Death God more commonly known as Carl, meaning it as a relic of great death-inducing powers. However, Carl was more used to people sacrificing their lunches for him - 32.5 million years can build quite a routine for anyone - and subsequently snatched the Sequel without looking at it, and promptly ate it in front of horrified Members of the Other Species...
There are three things that last forever: Abort, Retry, Fail - and the greatest of these is Fail.

 

Offline Polpolion

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..., but Carl was later forced to take 4 antacids to his usual 3. Regardless, he was fine. With the sequel finally being digested completely, the nightmere was over.

 

Offline Snail

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...Of course, if the nightmere was over, the nightmare had just begun...