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Offline Hades

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #300 on: May 31, 2008, 11:31:47 pm
...Only to find hords of Sharks with Frickin' Laserz on their Headz...
[22:29] <sigtau> Hello, #hard-light?  I'm trying to tell a girl she looks really good for someone who doesn't exercise.  How do I word that non-offensively?
[22:29] <RangerKarl|AtWork> "you look like a big tasty muffin"
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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #301 on: June 01, 2008, 01:48:05 am
The vasudans then brutally start attacking the Sharks with Frickin' Laserz on their Headz...
Fun while it lasted.

Then bitter.
 

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #302 on: June 01, 2008, 04:04:37 am
Killing them all in 1 second with...
'Teeth of the Tiger' - campaign in the making
Story, Ships, Weapons, Project Leader.
 

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #303 on: June 01, 2008, 07:00:12 am
"S" Words, and violently pulling the sharks off the pile of delicious headz...
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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #304 on: June 01, 2008, 11:31:05 am
Then the Vasudans realized that shark fins tasted just as great, and began ripping off their fins and stewing them in soup for a massive, SHARK FIN BUFFET!!
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Offline colecampbell666

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #305 on: June 01, 2008, 12:14:27 pm
Some angry Chinese guy comes up, yelling about...
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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #306 on: June 01, 2008, 01:58:02 pm
... the end of the soup. But no one really cared so he went back to finish his soup. In the meantime...
Habeeb it...
 

Offline colecampbell666

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #307 on: June 01, 2008, 02:16:47 pm
A child was born. This child was named Leonidas...
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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #308 on: June 01, 2008, 04:18:59 pm
...Who at an age of 6 months could benchpress a small donkey...
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This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address occurred during the same week.  This is an ironic juxtaposition of events--one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, while the other involves a groundhog.

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Sig rising...
 

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #309 on: June 01, 2008, 04:19:33 pm
...and eat it too...
Fun while it lasted.

Then bitter.
 

Offline colecampbell666

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #310 on: June 01, 2008, 06:04:33 pm
The child grew to be a formidable warrior... And king. He was sent, with the Colossus and 300 fighters and bombers, to hold off the Shivan Advance, when he yelled...
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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #311 on: June 01, 2008, 06:57:30 pm
"I love you baby! Cover me in jelly and call me barbera!" Who did he yell this to? None other than. . .
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
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-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

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That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #312 on: June 01, 2008, 06:58:27 pm
Carl, Bosch, Goob and kara, all back from the dead, and they...
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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #313 on: June 01, 2008, 07:26:33 pm
...all had a orgy party on board the Colossus which was...
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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #314 on: June 01, 2008, 07:43:22 pm
Then destroyed by SJ Sathanas 17, kara happened to look at his watch just before being atomized, it read "12:00", and he was high on...
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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #315 on: June 01, 2008, 07:50:41 pm
...Smartweiser beer...
Fun while it lasted.

Then bitter.
 

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #316 on: June 01, 2008, 10:59:49 pm
appalled at the drinking of the smartwieser beer, the the shivans obliterated the collosus, meaning only to kill kara... and thus the real plot of the shivans unfolds...
 

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #317 on: June 01, 2008, 11:07:15 pm
They were the galaxy's immune system, dedicated to the elimination of all Derek Smart related apparel, and eventually Derek Smart himself! For Derek Smart was ...
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Offline Nuke

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #318 on: June 01, 2008, 11:45:50 pm
getting raped by a goat...

a male goat!
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Nuke's Scripting SVN
 

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #319 on: June 02, 2008, 03:06:09 am
this goat had come from the turd of Sauron!
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