[Stealth]

Hey, Stealth, one thing: where did you go when you were. . . Um, well, "kaput" ? I mean, did you go to the place up there, or the other one?

"Bushkill", Pennsylvania.

up in the Pocono mountains.  northeast United States.

[colecampbell666]

[Snail]

Was bored so felt like doing this.

[colecampbell666]

Doing what?

[Snail]

Fricken imageshack.

[colecampbell666]

Ie seee whate youe dide theree.

[Stormkeeper]

Exorcism            -1

So exoarisdm breinfs yuo to lief?

[Androgeos Exeunt]

* Androgeos Exeunt waves at the mods to lock this post.

[Jeff Vader]

* Lobo lols and tries to inform Exeunt that he probably meant "thread" instead of "post", while at the same time also wishing for a lockage.

[Snail]

Most of the announcement threads get locked, so maybe replies should be stopped altogether.

[S-99]

Glad to see someone is rather alive than dead. One thing that pokes around in my head after the fake death story is the heroic death part of it. Perhaps his coworker went around everywhere on stealth's computer that he went and had decided that stealth is the guy who absolutely can not go down heroicly if he were to die. I mean ****, it made us all more understand his death (fake) death, and feel appreciative of the friend we once hung out with. Even though it wasn't true.

It was just one of those things to throw in there to enthrall us a lot more with the lie of stealth being dead as the facts being presented by a liar. And when you think about it, would it have been just as impacting if the dude said stealth died in a fire saving cats and dogs from a burning pet store? Probably, but less believable as well. His coworkers a good liar, but the whole time while stealth was gone the heroic story presented by him seemed odd. Even with the pictures.

How much do we really want to have our ears open to tasty stuff when we it is at times easy to make a right decision about something, or a difficult decision. No one around here is going to have their ears open to stealth dying by getting his weewee stuck in a pool pump. Now the story presented by stealths coworker was interesting even with the photos. The thing that seemed a little odd about it is that it seems so perfectly heroic and planned when in reality car wrecks are a mess. Plus the no word on why stealth died or his condition after he had gotten out of the car. After the crash, he had gotten out, but didn't make it alive to the ambulance rushing to get there in time. LOL.

I'm not saying that stealths fake death didn't work on me. It did like the rest of us, but just read the story shadow_whatever who made up the whole story and posted it again. It really is sort of funny. And after now that we know stealths alive. You can totally see the design the story has, and it's funny the way it's written to get us all attatched. Then many will be able to see familiar designs else where (help look for liars and exxageraters).

[Stealth]

well i DID have a wreck right before that.  and that part was true - i ran off the road to avoid a drunk driver.  so that part of the story was true, but i didn't die

[Blue Lion]

This thread took a weird turn the last few pages. 

[Mars]

What would running off a freeway at sixty do? That would be depending on the terrain involved of course... but how catastrophic would it be?

[jr2]

Well it'd be better than going head-on with another car doing 60, no? 

[Stealth]

yeah.  and, as stated, there was traffic in the other lane, and it was dark, so i didn't know exactly what it WOULD do, but i did it anyway for the 'greater good' :-/

as it turns out, it put a ton of scratches on the left side of the car, but i managed to avoid major obstacles.  insurance covered everything... damage was a couple thousand $.  no major suspension damage.  one rim and tire and a couple of body shop visits later, and it looks perfect again

[GTSVA]

This thread took a weird turn the last few pages. 

You said it!!! HAHA

[Goober5000]

yeah.  and, as stated, there was traffic in the other lane, and it was dark, so i didn't know exactly what it WOULD do, but i did it anyway for the 'greater good' :-/

That sounds pretty similar to the original story in the original "fake" announcement.

Also I'm kind of surprised that you aren't more pissed off at the guy who did this and that neither you nor the workplace are pursuing legal action.  After all, he DID hack into a computer system.  Companies spend thousands of dollars to patch their systems after a virus outbreak even when the virus does no damage at all.

Are you sure this coworker actually exists?  After all, the original story was a ruse; why can't this be? You know, there's an old saying in Texas: "Fool me once, shame on -- shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again."  Or something like that.

[jr2]

It's "Fool me once, shame on you.  Fool me twice, shame on me."

[Herra Tohtori]

It's "Fool me once, shame on you.  Fool me twice, shame on me."

Tell that to George...