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Offline Corsair

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Reply #60 on: February 27, 2002, 07:22:50 pm
Onboard Corsair's Herc Mk. IIIIVXXXX
Corsair: Good! Now that the Sillier has disengaged so it can send the support ship away, we can get some results...Janson! Open a channel to the Setekh!
Janson: Ahm a loyl sahvant ah da Silliah!
Corsair: What did you say Janson?
Janson: Ahm a loyl sahvant ah da Silliah!
Corsair: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Wow, these Sillybeams really did some damage. *Reboots AI Janson* Janson! Are you better now?
Janson: Ahm a loyl sahvant ah da- What? Oh, Corsair, sir! I was acting very silly for a moment...it was those Sillybeams. You wanted a comm channel with the Setekh?
Corsair: Yes! Now!
*Comm to Setekh*
Corsair: Setekh! I am inside your Arrays and have a clear shot at your puny, weak, unprotected ship! Now...[Darth Vader voice]give me an art gallery or be Spacecracked!!!!!![/Darth Vader voice]
« Last Edit: February 27, 2002, 07:58:45 pm by 524 »
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
 

Offline CP5670

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Reply #61 on: February 27, 2002, 08:08:36 pm
LOL...look at the last few posters:

Corsair
LtNarol
Corsair
LtNarol
Corsair
LtNarol
Corsair
LtNarol
Corsair
LtNarol
Corsair

:D:D
 

Offline Corsair

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Reply #62 on: February 27, 2002, 08:13:39 pm
Quote
Originally posted by CP5670
LOL...look at the last few posters:

Corsair
LtNarol
Corsair
LtNarol
Corsair
LtNarol
Corsair
LtNarol
Corsair
LtNarol
Corsair

:D:D


yes, I just mentioned that to Narol on IM...:D
Oh Setekh, where are you? I'm in you Arrays!
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
 

Offline LtNarol

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Poor Setekh
Reply #63 on: February 27, 2002, 08:16:09 pm
Quote
Originally posted by CP5670
LOL...look at the last few posters:

Corsair
LtNarol
Corsair
LtNarol
Corsair
LtNarol
Corsair
LtNarol
Corsair
LtNarol
Corsair

:D:D


You gotta admit they were pretty darn funny though ;)
 

Offline Corsair

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Reply #64 on: February 27, 2002, 08:16:15 pm
Onboard Corsair's Herc Mk. IIIIVXXXX

Corsair: Hmmm...no sign of life. I think I'll go into a cold sleep. Janson! Wake me when something happens!
Janson: Yub yub Commander!
Corsair: He's turning into NeoHunter...This is very strange.
*Hissing noise, as Corsair goes into cold sleep and awaits the activation of the Vasudan AWACs*
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
 

Offline Dranon

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Reply #65 on: February 28, 2002, 12:12:12 am
On board the GTDx Aquitaine...

Ensign: Sir we are currently 2 hours from the shipyard...

Adm Dranon: zzzzzzzzzz

Ensign: Sir? *taps Dranon on shoulder*

Adm Dranon: zzzzz... What????

Ensign: Sir we are 2 hours from the shipyard.  Also long range scans show lots of ships just sitting around, although there was lots of SpaceCrack flying around earlier.

Adm Dranon:  Damn... we didn't get any?

Ensign: No Sir.

Adm Dranon: Oh well, let's get this junk heap to the shipyard.  I forgot and took her out before she was complete...

The GTDx Aquitaine moves along, peices clanging along with it...
Steak for Mayor!!
 

Offline Fineus

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Poor Setekh
Reply #66 on: February 28, 2002, 01:46:23 am
Meanwhile on board the GTAD Thunder...

Un-named officer: Admiral on the bridge!

Admiral Avery: As you were.

Un-named officer: Sir, I thought you'd left for the TD Aquila?!

Admiral Avery: I did, but that was another me...

Un-named officer: Sir I don't understand!

Admiral Avery: You don't need to.

Un-named officer: But I do- BAM!!

Admiral Avery: I said you don't need to. Ensign! lick this blood off the floor!

Ensign Crusher: Headzzzzzzz....

Admiral Avery: Oh my god! Crushers a Vasudan Zombie!™

Ensign Crusher: Not really, had you going though didn't I!

Admiral Avery: ......

BAM!!

Admiral Avery: Ensign Styles! Clean up Ensign Crushers... mess and then the officers.

Ensign Styles: Yessir!

Engineering Officer: Aye, this admirals a bad-ass....

Science Officer: Indeed, he is most illogical...

Admiral Avery: .....

Admiral Avery: I'm back!

What does the newly arrived old admiral mean, why are most of the bridge officers lifted directly from Star Trek? Find out... if you dare....
 

Offline Setekh

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Reply #67 on: February 28, 2002, 02:33:14 am
Oh goodness, the 158th Crazies have taken hold... :D

On board the GVA Setekh

Setekh: Status report!
Vasudan #6: Sir! It's crazy! There's the Loose Cannon wreaking havoc, clones of some disgusting Terran running around, and to top it off... the entire place has been filled with these... these..!

*points out viewport, at a ship bearing little resemblance to a Hercules attack fighter, and a carrier with the word Sillier painted on the side*

Setekh: What the... this is crazy... it's like "Poor LtNarol", but not...
Vasudan #6: Indeed, much insanity abounds, sir. Suggested course of action?
Setekh: Need more info. What's with this ship in front of us? It's.. a... a...



Vasudan #7: Evidently a Hercules Mk. 4540, sir.
Setekh: 4540? Eh?
Vasudan #6: The Roman numerals were screwed up, sir...
Setekh: What did you say?
Vasudan #7: His articulation was intended to define the inaccuracy in previous representations of the ship's marked version.
Setekh: That's better... so, who-
Vasudan #6: One named 'Corsair', sir. He's a member of the 158th Crazies. Strongly suggest... *whisper whisper*
Setekh: As if I'd say no. It's time to teach these intruders a lesson! Gunnery control... begin plasma core insertion...

- Eddie Kent Woo, Setekh, Steak (of Steaks), AWACS. Seriously, just pick one.
HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS, now V3.0. Bringing Modders Together since January 2001.
THE HARD LIGHT ARRAY. Always makes you say wow.
 

Offline NeoHunter

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Reply #68 on: February 28, 2002, 05:11:21 am
Janson (or NeoHunter if you will which ever you prefer):Sir?
Corsair:Zzzzzzz
Janson a.k.a NeoHunter: Sir?
Corsair: Zzzzzzzzzzzz
Janson a.k.a NeoHunter: Yub?
Corsair: Zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Janson a.k.a NeoHunter: Yub yub?! Oh dear, I ...yub...think...yub yub....I think....yub yub yub......

*looks like rebooting didn't really solve the problem...:D*

YUB YUB COMMANDER!!!:nod:
 

Offline Darkage

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Reply #69 on: February 28, 2002, 05:52:21 am
Nice renders Setekh:D add some admosphere to the war:D
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Returned from the dead.
 

Offline Nico

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Poor Setekh
Reply #70 on: February 28, 2002, 06:02:04 am
* a subspace vortex suddenly opens, revealing the majestuous ITD Concentus Gloria jumping in. A quick scane reveals that the place is full of contacts, and many seems really hostile. Looking at the calendar, High Admiral Venom notices he's off of about 100 years, and therefore has nothing to do here. Many puzzled peoples looks at the superb ship as this one jumps out. The puzzled people are even more puzzled*
SCREW CANON!
 

Offline Shrike

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Poor Setekh
Reply #71 on: February 28, 2002, 06:04:26 am
Plasma core insertion, eh?  Let's add a little plasma of my own

With an unheard pop, a displacer activates and drops a ball of superheated plasma right into the middle of the AWACS's weapons array, causing it to explode violently

Ha, check it out!  Nothing left but rubble! Way to go,Cannon!

Slowly, something moved....

AWACS:  ::SHODAN voice::  Headz.....

Oh ****, it turned into a giant space zombie........
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Styxx

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Poor Setekh
Reply #72 on: February 28, 2002, 06:23:11 am
* Watching through the main display on the Apocalypse's bridge, Styxx is still devising his cohesive and efficient battle plan... *


Styxx: What if we...

Random Lieutenant #1033: I'm afraid that's not possible sir. The General Off -

Styxx: Okay, okay. And what about...

Random Lieutenant #1033: That's not a viable option either. You remember what happened last time we tried to activate the Conv -

Styxx: Bah, yes, I do remember. Then, what if we tried to...

Random Lieutenant #1033: Sorry sir, but you're forgetting the power of the Terran Turret#Wea -

Styxx: Stop, will ya?!? I'm trying to concentrate here!


* Silence reigns for a couple of minutes. *


Random Lieutenant #1033: Er, sir?

Styxx: Yes, lieutenant.

Random Lieutenant #1033: It seems that something that the Loose Cannon just did transformed the AWACS in something that can only be described as an "Evil Megalomaniac AI", sir!

Styxx: Huh? What? That's... oh, crap.
Probably away. Contact through email.
 

Offline Shrike

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Reply #73 on: February 28, 2002, 06:41:20 am
Um.  Ooops.

Ooops?  OOPS?  What did you do?

Uh, you know that ship I dropped a plasma charge into?

How could I not?  That was only a minute ago.

Well....er..... it's changed.

Changed how?

Think of a Mind.  Gone bad.

Oh.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Setekh

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Reply #74 on: February 28, 2002, 06:46:19 am
A horrible sequence of events has occurred...

The Loose Cannon's plasma insertion created a devastating chain reaction on the GVA Setekh... the starscape is ignited with a brilliant explosion...



A few moments pass... then the dust and debris from the explosion begin to scatter, and a silhouette slowly reveals itself...



...



...





...



What is lurking behind the mist?...



...........

- Eddie Kent Woo, Setekh, Steak (of Steaks), AWACS. Seriously, just pick one.
HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS, now V3.0. Bringing Modders Together since January 2001.
THE HARD LIGHT ARRAY. Always makes you say wow.
 

Offline Shrike

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Poor Setekh
Reply #75 on: February 28, 2002, 06:54:47 am
Tesna just stared at the transformed AWACS.

So... what am I looking at?  A Mind gone bad?

Pretty much.  Looks like a ressurection of SHODAN to me.

SHODAN?

Evil AI.  Went a bit nuts, wanted to reshape reality.  Stuff like that.  We had an SC operative take care of her.

Really?

Yep.  Too bad....... She was quite the naughty girl if you know what I mean.

You... you........
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Styxx

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Reply #76 on: February 28, 2002, 07:05:37 am
* Styxx's face goes white as he witnesses the horror brought to life by the follish meddlings of the Loose Cannon. His crew is puzzled by the weird change on the AWACS appearance, that now ressembles the evil AI SHODAN. *


Random Lieutenant #222: Huh, sir, what exactly is that?

Styxx: Something that I didn't really want to see again...

Random Lieutenant #222: Sir?

Styxx: It's back from the time when I was working for Spe... forget about that. Anyway, close all external data links, we cannot allow that thing to have a single peek at our computer systems!

Random Lieutenant #222: Yes sir, closing all data links... all links closed!


* As it's to be expected, Random Lieutenant #222 was a bit late on closing all data links... *


AWACSslashSHODAN: So, hacker... we finally meet again...

Styxx: Uh-oh...
Probably away. Contact through email.
 

Offline LtNarol

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Poor Setekh
Reply #77 on: February 28, 2002, 08:35:08 am
Meanwhile, on board the LNCa Sillier

Ed: Sir, the support ship has returned.

Lt. Narol: Already?

Ed: Yes sir, and it brought back fuel and beer.

Lt. Narol: Excellent, bring the secondary reactor up to full power.  Power to the SillyBeams, close on that big ship over there.

Ed: Which big ship sir?

Lt. Narol: I don't know, pick one...how bout the one with Apocalypse painted on the side.

Ed: Yessir, closing, coming within firing range.  Orders sir?

Lt. Narol: Tell gunnery control to fire at will, we'll silly them to death.

Ed: Yessir, anything else sir?

Lt. Narol: Yes, bring me another case of Bosch beer.
 

Offline NeoHunter

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Reply #78 on: February 28, 2002, 09:03:26 am
*Meanwhile, a dark shape in the form of the Hyperion-class destroyer Excellence hides behind the shadow of a nearby planet. Undetectable because it has switched off most systems*

Captain NeoHunter: A real light show going on down there.

Female Commander JX: I think I see something out of that explosion.

Captain NeoHunter: Lt Kettch, what is that?

Lt. Kettch the Ewok: Kettch no idea. Sensors say weird things out there.

Commander JX: Weird...could be the fury of Setekh unleashed. Big light show coming.

Lt. Kettch: Yub Yub Commander!

Captain NeoHunter: I hate it when he does that. Commander, if you will?

*Commander JX grabs Lt. Kettch the Ewok by the neck with two hands and start shaking him around violently*

Captain NeoHunter: That should stop him from yubbing...so irritating. Weapons! Start shunting power to our Ultra SpaceCrack Beam Cannons! We'll give them all SpaceCrack and then we simply go in and steal their cartons of Bosch beer and maybe some extra fuel too. *evil grin*
« Last Edit: February 28, 2002, 09:08:14 am by 39 »
 

Offline wEvil

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Poor Setekh
Reply #79 on: February 28, 2002, 09:11:10 am
i dont want to get stoned!
im drunk already!!!!

ARRGH!!

:jaw:
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