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Offline Snail

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When you've posted in more than 2 "You know you've played too much when..." threads.
Or three, for that matter.

 

Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Sometimes, I have this feeling that a Shivan has its claw clamped around my left shoulder... :shaking:
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Quote: Wednesday, 6 November 2019, 1845hrs UTC, #gaming
The_E
behold the power of this fully armed and operational recluse

z64555
but does it destroy planets with a turbo laser

 

Offline Snail

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Sometimes, I have this feeling that a Shivan has its claw clamped around my left shoulder... :shaking:
Your shoulder would probably get crushed completely if one did that...

 

Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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It wouldn't if I think of myself as Shivan... :drevil:
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Quote: Wednesday, 6 November 2019, 1845hrs UTC, #gaming
The_E
behold the power of this fully armed and operational recluse

z64555
but does it destroy planets with a turbo laser

  

Offline Retsof

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Wn you see a new show or video game and compare the graphics to FSO.
(yes I actually do this)
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I can't help but hear a shotgun cocking with this.

 

Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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...or when you compare SCP graphics to real-life and shake your head, wishing that the game could run as smoothly as real-life does.
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Quote: Wednesday, 6 November 2019, 1845hrs UTC, #gaming
The_E
behold the power of this fully armed and operational recluse

z64555
but does it destroy planets with a turbo laser

 

Offline Retsof

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When you want FSO to create the first sentient AI.  :D
:::PROUD VASUDAN RIGHTS SUPPORTER:::

"Get off my forum" -General Battuta
I can't help but hear a shotgun cocking with this.

 
When you want FSO to create the first sentient AI.  :D

Then FSO will take over the world, piece by piece :shaking:
And this ain't no ****. But don't quote me for that one. - Mika

I shall rrreach worrrld domination!

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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I know i've played too much (and been around PXO Volition Watch and HLP too long) when this seems normal.
When you've posted in more than 2 "You know you've played too much when..." threads.
Or three, for that matter.

I'vwe done five :p.

www.gtva.org might still be going strong..
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Offline Snail

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I'vwe done five :p.
:wtf:

You've really seen everything, haven't you?

 

Offline WMCoolmon

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- When a cop merges onto the freeway and you hum m3_earv1 without thinking about it.
- You know which tune that is without looking it up.
- You regularly annoy your coworkers by shouting "Incoming jump signature! Hostile configuration!" whenever someone looks like they're having a bad day.
- Your cell phone's ringtones are set to friendly or enemy arrival tunes, depending on how much you like the person.
- You can't stop seeing "-targetinfo" for everyone you meet.
"Henry York
GTCv Supervisor"
- You get unusually excited when you see a ship prefix in a license plate
- Your license plate reads "FS2Open"
- You regularly do your best Kurtwood Smith impression when bragging about your car
- You have 70th Blue Lions decals on your car
- You've installed semitransparent HUD stickers on your windshield
- Your horn sounds like a Banshee
- You listen to assorted command briefings every day before going to school/work in lieu of watching the news
- You no longer have to turn on your computer to do this because you can recite them all by heart
- You wrote BETAC just so you could memorize it
- You are no longer allowed back at a certain gas station after you terminated the rearming sequence
- You sometimes daydream about flying through subspace vortexes during really boring classes/meetings
- You sometimes absentmindedly lead people by about a second when giving them high-fives
- You have attempted to evade the cops by dropping countermeasures
- You attempted to use the "As a prisoner of war, my rights are protected under BETAC!" excuse
- You were convincing enough at citing the relevant provisions that the officers let you go with a warning for fear of starting an international incident
- You've replaced your passport photo with Lt. Ash.
- You've turned your computer on some mornings just so you could see if somebody had replied to a thread you posted in on Hard Light...
-C

 

Offline Dilmah G

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- When a cop merges onto the freeway and you hum m3_earv1 without thinking about it.
- You know which tune that is without looking it up.
- You regularly annoy your coworkers by shouting "Incoming jump signature! Hostile configuration!" whenever someone looks like they're having a bad day.
- Your cell phone's ringtones are set to friendly or enemy arrival tunes, depending on how much you like the person.
- You can't stop seeing "-targetinfo" for everyone you meet.
"Henry York
GTCv Supervisor"
- You get unusually excited when you see a ship prefix in a license plate
- Your license plate reads "FS2Open"
- You regularly do your best Kurtwood Smith impression when bragging about your car
- You have 70th Blue Lions decals on your car
- You've installed semitransparent HUD stickers on your windshield
- Your horn sounds like a Banshee
- You listen to assorted command briefings every day before going to school/work in lieu of watching the news
- You no longer have to turn on your computer to do this because you can recite them all by heart
- You wrote BETAC just so you could memorize it
- You are no longer allowed back at a certain gas station after you terminated the rearming sequence
- You sometimes daydream about flying through subspace vortexes during really boring classes/meetings
- You sometimes absentmindedly lead people by about a second when giving them high-fives
- You have attempted to evade the cops by dropping countermeasures
- You attempted to use the "As a prisoner of war, my rights are protected under BETAC!" excuse
- You were convincing enough at citing the relevant provisions that the officers let you go with a warning for fear of starting an international incident
- You've replaced your passport photo with Lt. Ash.
- You've turned your computer on some mornings just so you could see if somebody had replied to a thread you posted in on Hard Light...


Oh that is so (painfully) true
Trendy Lefty. Good music from a good friend of mine.

Freespace Rap: http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,62924.0.html

The Fighter Pilot Series: http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php?topic=72431.msg1431423#msg1431423

The word 'Yo' is only ever to be used as a singular greeting.
It is considered an insult to destroy a perfectly acceptable greeting by misuse. A 'Yo-Yo' is a toy spun from the index finger by small children and enthusiasts,
any such use as a greeting will result in prompt reprimand by any member of the 'African-American' or 'Sri-Lankans-who-think-they're-black' community

Fury`: if General Krav Maga wouldn't be enough, beating up 16 teenagers is going to get me into jail :p /
BlackMan: Maybe if you turned into pedobear you'd be more of a threat

 
  • You recite SM103_W1_05.wav when someone asks you a question you don't know.
  • You named your dog Sathanas.
  • You named your cat Phoenicia.
  • Whenever you want to go play lasertag with your friends, you ask them if they want to dogfight.
  • You signed the online petition for FreeSpace  3.
  • You searched the white pages for Jason Scott or Mike Breault.
  • You know that those two wrote the story behind the main FreeSpace2 campaign.
  • You hacked your single player pilot to Admiral.
  • You still talk to 20 or more PXO veterans online.
  • You've met someone you met on hard-light in person.
  • You played a game with "The_Hacker" on PXO and didn't get your score hacked to Admiral.
  • You got a rank of Admiral legitamately before PXO got shut down.
  • You have a TV with cable/satelite hooked up to it next to your computer to increase tv and play time.
  • You tried the match speed manouver with the car in front of you on the freeway.
  • You succeeded
  • You machined and constructed four model kayser's and mounted them to your car.
  • They actually shoot something.
  • You have exhaust pipes that are a foot in diameter and have a flame kit that activates when you nos it and you call those your afterburners.
  • You somehow have time to work on 5 FS2 mods and play FS2 6hours a day.
  • You have convinced your wife/girlfriend to play FS2 with you.
  • You are always asking your hampster, whos name is Psamtik, Do you wuv fishies?
  • Your afraid your dog Sathanas will beam down Psamtik, so you keep Psamtik in your bedroom.

 

Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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When you go onto NeoPets and name your pet mantis "Akheton";
When you think that that face on Volition's logo is the best piece of art in the world;
When you enter the pyramids of Egypt and wonder if Khonsu II is in there somewhere;
When you are in a hurry and you hum the ambience for "Revelation";
When you repeat "Ancients" 30 times in a row;
When you think that a warship's engine is the best ambient sound in the world;
When you are starting to suffer from target fixation.
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Quote: Wednesday, 6 November 2019, 1845hrs UTC, #gaming
The_E
behold the power of this fully armed and operational recluse

z64555
but does it destroy planets with a turbo laser

 

Offline Dilmah G

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ill add them both... LOL YOU NAMED YOUR DOG SATHANAS LOL LOL!!!!!

i have a feeling the original post is going to get VERY long



and i just thought Id let you all knoe that the HUD is officially burned into my LCD Screen and im using my laptop for the time being...

and to further diminish my reputation id let you all knoe im currently in the process of selling the majority of belongings to replace my 42" Plasma- because the Red Dot Sight from Call Of Duty 4 is SEVERELY burned into it, and my Plasma is rather 'old'
Trendy Lefty. Good music from a good friend of mine.

Freespace Rap: http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,62924.0.html

The Fighter Pilot Series: http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php?topic=72431.msg1431423#msg1431423

The word 'Yo' is only ever to be used as a singular greeting.
It is considered an insult to destroy a perfectly acceptable greeting by misuse. A 'Yo-Yo' is a toy spun from the index finger by small children and enthusiasts,
any such use as a greeting will result in prompt reprimand by any member of the 'African-American' or 'Sri-Lankans-who-think-they're-black' community

Fury`: if General Krav Maga wouldn't be enough, beating up 16 teenagers is going to get me into jail :p /
BlackMan: Maybe if you turned into pedobear you'd be more of a threat

 

Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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I have a Freespacer (hybrid FreeSpace-Freelancer) HUD burned into MY EYESIGHT. Which is worse? :p
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Quote: Wednesday, 6 November 2019, 1845hrs UTC, #gaming
The_E
behold the power of this fully armed and operational recluse

z64555
but does it destroy planets with a turbo laser

 
I have a Freespacer (hybrid FreeSpace-Freelancer) HUD burned into MY EYESIGHT. Which is worse? :p

The screen - someone actually payed for it.
And this ain't no ****. But don't quote me for that one. - Mika

I shall rrreach worrrld domination!

 

Offline Jeff Vader

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  • You are genuinely disappointed when you can't find any Vasudan porn on the Interwebs.

 :nervous: *cough* ... Or that's what the lads told me.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []

 

Offline Rick James

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"Ohhh, Khonsu, I can see why they call you the Emperor..."

Boystrous 19 year old temp at work slapped me in the face with an envelope and laughed it off as playful. So I shoved him over a desk and laughed it off as playful. It's on camera so I can plead reasonable force.  Temp is now passive.

 

Offline FUBAR-BDHR

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