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Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Quote: Wednesday, 6 November 2019, 1845hrs UTC, #gaming
behold the power of this fully armed and operational recluse

but does it destroy planets with a turbo laser

On his birthday, Alpha 1 randomly selects one lucky star to go supernova.

Alpha 1 has replaced ‘plasma’ as the fourth state of matter.

Alpha 1 is the entire population of Beta Aquilae.

Will Smith once said, "I got to get me one of these." Alpha 1 does in fact have one of those.

God and Alpha 1 once made a bet for the souls of all mankind. The challenge was to see who could kill the most Shivans in 60 seconds, which Alpha 1 won by 3 Shivans. He still hasn't decided what to do with the all souls.

Contrary to popular belief, it was not the Israelite's trumpets which brought down the Walls of Jericho. It was Alpha 1.

Alpha 1 is the reason why the Shivans left at the end of FS2.

If you decline Alpha 1's orders, he will override it.

When Alpha 1 destroys an enemy capship, he doesn't get a medal, he gets a good laugh.

Joining Alpha 1's wing will automatically promote you to Admiral.
Sink-sink-dip inward inside in! Strike their burners, pilots!


Offline azile0

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Continuing CireTheRed...

Alpha 1 is actually a rockstar. He's a hero as a secondary job.

Alpha 1 can bite through any kind of metal. He's part metalmole.

Alpha 1 doesn't need to breathe. He can use a plastic bag as his space helmet.

Alpha 1 knows where Elvis is, and has found a secret planet of leprechauns.

When the Galatea was destroyed, Alpha 1 flew into the burning wreck and saved over 400 women and children. And then packed them into a torpedo, which he threw at the Lucifer in revenge.

Alpha 1 is above the law. Court Martials have nothing on him.

Alpha 1 moves too fast for Mother Nature. He, in fact, kicked her in the face.

He owns a 200 foot pony made of chainsaws.

He has, in fact, defeated Chuck Norris with an oddly placed Tulip petal and a half a bag of frozen blueberries.
You get one chocolate chip.

. <--- There it is.

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Offline S-99

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A1 wonders why he doesn't ever get to pilot an olopa in fs2.
Every pilot's goal is to rise up in the ranks and go beyond their purpose to a place of command on a very big ship. Like the colossus; to baseball bat everyone.


I won't use google for you.

An0n sucks my Jesus ring.

One last set of facts...

Alpha 1 does not break wind. He destroys it.

Alpha 1's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "BEHIND YOU PILOT!" written on it.

Alpha never actually learned to fly, space simply moves to be where he is.

Alpha 1 invented orphans.

Despite popular belief, Command in fact ended the civil rights movement by getting on a bus....all caucasian people moved to the back.

Command is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.

Command is the original black Power Ranger.
Sink-sink-dip inward inside in! Strike their burners, pilots!


Offline Rho

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In desperation, the shivans tried to kill Alpha One by setting off a supernova... too bad A1 saw it coming and detonated it first, taking down a dozen juggernauts in revenge. :lol:
"Time will tell, sooner or later, time will tell"