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Offline S-99

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
I need to setup fs2 with the new mvp's and get back on multi too.
Every pilot's goal is to rise up in the ranks and go beyond their purpose to a place of command on a very big ship. Like the colossus; to baseball bat everyone.

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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
I was really bored, so somebody and I with an interest in Warhammer 40k fiction worked out stats for the Granddaddy of All Titans, Castigator, from the novel Dark Adeptus

Points?

You want to know points?

You could play against this thing all on its lonesome in a 10k points game and you've got a better than even money shot of losing.

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Castigator

STC Imperator/Emperor-class Titan

AV14
12 void shields
10 structure points
Regenerates d6 structure points and repairs one weapon automatically at end of turn. Damage control rolls as normal otherwise.

Main Weapon
Photon Thruster SD AP1 Assault3 Unlimited/Hellstorm template "sweep" (template may be posistioned in any direction from the target unit to represent the long-beam attack being swept) "one inch one hit" (models large enough to have more than one inch of their surface beneath the template take another hit for every inch or fraction thereof)

Light Photon Thruster S10 AP1 Assault5 50"/AA Twin, head mount or "Shotgun" mode: S10 AP1 Assault3 Hellstorm Template/AA

2x Light Photon Thruster S10 AP1 Assault5 50"/Twin, below-knee mount, or "Shotgun" mode: S10 AP1 Assault3 Hellstorm Template

Vortex Missile Rack Vortex Heavy4 Unlimited/24 total.

Castigator Close Combat Weapon Titan Close Combat Weapon that inflicts D3 SD hits on every success.

Ignores all "Crew Shaken" and "Crew Stunned" results. Castigator is an AI-operated war machine and cannot be stunned or shaken.

No, I'm not totally sure how the AA template works either.
« Last Edit: February 22, 2009, 04:58:35 am by NGTM-1R »
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Offline Dilmah G

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
I never really got into 40k

On an unrelated note my fanfic's reached 5 pages at 1,885 words.

 

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
I just had a long philosophical (phallosophical?) debate involving penises.

 

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
I'm packing up my bags ready for school in the morning.

 

Offline Hellstryker

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
Today is Sunday.  :wtf:

 

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
I caught Heatran. He's (or she's, but mine's a he) the final Legendary I can catch on Pearl without outside interference. It took three attempts, not counting the times I reset so I got a male Heatran - first time I knocked it out in one hit with a Dig from Garchomp, second time it knocked itself out with Struggle :wtf:.

The Legendary Battle Theme as I try to catch Heatran. It sort of vindicates all the time it takes to catch the damn thing.

EDIT: Heh, I managed to catch it on the very next throw of a Dusk Ball after I posted this, and that was only the SECOND throw of any ball this time. :D

 

Offline blackhole

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
I caught Heatran. He's (or she's, but mine's a he) the final Legendary I can catch on Pearl without outside interference. It took three attempts, not counting the times I reset so I got a male Heatran - first time I knocked it out in one hit with a Dig from Garchomp, second time it knocked itself out with Struggle :wtf:.

Ah yes, self-defeating legendaries.

 

Offline GTSVA

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
Today is Sunday.  :wtf:

Reading that made me lol.
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Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
Chinese, I think.
Chinese people eat cats, not dogs.
Chinese people eat anything that can move. Plus other things.

Or not that I'd know this for certain, but the lads told me.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []

 

Offline GTSVA

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
Gotta love those frogs.
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Offline Dilmah G

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
Gotta love those frogs.

FRENCHIE!

 :lol:

Or so the stereotype goes anyway.

 

Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
I'm feeling relieved that one of my friends has apparently found a good boyfriend. He looks pretty promising.

In the meantime, I sit here and wait for my Mac to clear out another 10 GB worth of Trash, while I download 4.77 GB.
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Offline Snail

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
Chinese people eat anything that can move. Plus other things.

Or not that I'd know this for certain, but the lads told me.
Well, Korean people have actual farms for breeding dogs, then beat them up and kill them. AFAIK Chinese people don't do this. Much.

 

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
My city on SimCity 4 is finally being smart and demanding buildings other than houses.

  

Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
Thank goodness for you, Zane. That always takes a while. I mean, getting your city's population from 0 to 1000 isn't very difficult, but getting it to 25 000...hoo boy. :eek:

I'm feeling a little lonely.
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Quote: Tuesday, 3 October 2023 0133 UTC +8, #general
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Oh you still believe in fairy tales like Santa, the Easter Bunny, and free market competition principles?

 

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
Gotta love those frogs.

FRENCHIE!

 :lol:

Or so the stereotype goes anyway.

French frogs.
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Offline Commander Zane

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
Thank goodness for you, Zane. That always takes a while. I mean, getting your city's population from 0 to 1000 isn't very difficult, but getting it to 25 000...hoo boy. :eek:

I'm feeling a little lonely.
Right now it's at 74,000 and I'm just barely getting skyscrapers.

Me too...

 

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
relevant: is my region

10:55:48   TurambarBlade: i've been selecting my generals based on how much i like their hats
10:55:55   HerraTohtori: me too!
10:56:01   HerraTohtori: :D